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pkens88
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The Contender
genericUSER
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Im on a boat

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 5/3/2009 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 8 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,230 times Debate No: 8087
Debate Rounds (2)
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pkens88

Pro

Im on a boat if my opponent wants to argue this point let him but no matter what Im on a boat!
genericUSER

Con

My opponent is not on a boat. I know for a fact that he gets violently ill every time he boards a boat. His ailment causes violent seizures and vomiting. Therefore if my opponent was on a boat, he would not be able to write this argument. This leads me to believe that he is not on a boat as he suggests, but he is on land, in his house. And because, there is no cure for his physical disorder, I can confidently say that my opponent will never willingly board a boat.

Thank you.
Debate Round No. 1
pkens88

Pro

false black bear

winnner winner chicken dinner on a boat well because i am( on a boat)
genericUSER

Con

According to www.uncyclopedia.org, the boat was invented by Dr. Alfred Sears Boat in Knoxville, Commonwealth of Kentuckistan in 1982. It was originally designed as a transportation device for carrying fish, but it is now commonly used to transport logs from major cities in Canada to the United States and Mexico.

Initial experiments with the development of the boat assumed some divine influence was holding the boat on the watery surface, this led to the belief that some form of hand kept the boat afloat. Subsequent experiments assumed numerous other body parts, this line of investigation ceased when they reached the pancreas.

Dr. Boat spent six years perfecting the design of the boat, but accidentally converted to Judaism in 1988 during a vacation with his wife to Japan. He spent two years working on other projects and never worked on the boat again.
An early attempt at a boat, the use of stuffed toys was common as they were considered to be the most human-like things available.

Greeks use boats to transports their drugs to Native Americans.

Winners of supreme contests of skill (such as Bullseye and Vegetable Photographer of the Year) are given a boat as a prize. The tradition of kneecapping the winner has subsided over the years.

A horrific series of boating accidents have led to the invention of maritime aids, the most famous of which is the Cristo Redentor in Rio de Janeiro, which is due to be torn down next week.
Debate Round No. 2
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Posted by Rob1Billion 8 years ago
Rob1Billion
fascinating...
Posted by brian_eggleston 8 years ago
brian_eggleston
Hilarious!

"Adds to Favourites"

By the way, I am posting this message from my boat. Really. Ask anyone...I live on a boat.
Posted by wjmelements 8 years ago
wjmelements
Who would ever vote PRO?
Posted by masterzanzibar 8 years ago
masterzanzibar
I'm on a motha f****** boat!
Posted by Alex 8 years ago
Alex
HAHA! nice con
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