In this scenario, Darth Vader would defeat Batman
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| Started: | 7/10/2012 | Category: | Science |
| Updated: | 10 months ago | Status: | Post Voting Period |
| Viewed: | 541 times | Debate No: | 24670 |
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 Pro Since this is a non serious debate, it will remain a tie. Please accept and add any relevant issues into the story in round one SCENARIO: As part of his Jedi extermination victory tour, Lord Vader traveled the galaxy, and made a scheduled landing on Earth where he visited Gotham city. Lacking Jedi to kill, Vader was very thirsty for a fight. On the subway, he saw a man in a really stupid outfit trying to court a pretty girl, and he brushed the man aside saying to the girl: "Hey baby, how would you like to play with my pair of death stars in my spaceship?" Before the girl could reply, the man pushed aside yelled "hey, you don't talk to women like that you son of a biscuit!" (he was too pious to swear) "HAHAHAHA" yelled vader in his booming laugh "Who are YOU to mess with ME?" "I'm robin, and I keep this city safe from monsters like you" said the man, and Vader again laughed "Oh yeah? You and what army bittch?" The man angerly took a swing at the lord of the galaxy, who ducked and elbowed him in the gut, picked him up, and threw him across the subway. As Robin attempted to get back up, Vader gave him a force push, knocking him against the wall and making him unconcious. "Now, come with me..." Vader said to the girl, when a confident voice yelled "NOT SO FAST." A man in black approached Vader, and said "Leave her alone Pal, before I get involved" Little did Vader know he was getting into it with a superhero, so he laughed again and said "Suck my robot balls!" "No" the man replied "I am the Batman, and no one mistreats women in my city." Vader laughed and took a swing at the man, who surprisingly dodged quickly and managed to hit back at Vader, knocking him in the helmet. "well well well...That will cost you!" Vader snarled, and jumped unto the man, the two of them exhanging a flurry of punches and kicks until 5 seconds later they broke up. "Back off before I really get mad" Vader said, drawing his lightsaber just as batman withdrew one of his many firearms. At an impasse, the two decided to settle the matter in a good old fashioned fist fight, and as they faced off, a by-stander managed to snap a picture...   Con |
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Vote Placed by ConservativePolitico 9 months ago
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| Total points awarded: | 3 | 0 |
Reasons for voting decision: Great opener.
Vote Placed by famer 9 months ago
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| Total points awarded: | 4 | 0 |
Reasons for voting decision: Man-is-good said it all.
Vote Placed by Man-is-good 9 months ago
| thett3 | iwillannoyyo | Tied | ||
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| Made more convincing arguments: | - | - | | 3 points |
| Used the most reliable sources: | - | - | | 2 points |
| Total points awarded: | 1 | 0 |
Reasons for voting decision: Someone had to vote...Pro participated all the way, while Con, unfortunately, was absent after deactivating his account. It's a pity that no wit or gift was marshaled here, by human hand, since now the reader is left with both a scenario unresolved and...a few songs that brush with the sea in an uncorked head.
SH*T JUST GOT REAL.