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eyeballsac
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JimmyRusltler
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Is mayonaisse an instrument?

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eyeballsac
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 11/21/2013 Category: Funny
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 829 times Debate No: 41011
Debate Rounds (5)
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eyeballsac

Pro

I strongly believe that we should stop discriminating towards mayo. They make great instruments. Anyone who disagrees obviously has never heard the majestic melodies of a jar of mayonaisse
JimmyRusltler

Con

No Patrick. Mayonaisse is not an instrument.


Also may I say, Mayo does not resemble any other form of musical instrument such as percussion, string or woodiwnd.
It would be similar to saying that a door is an instrument because it makes a sound.
Debate Round No. 1
eyeballsac

Pro

Oh, but I disagree. If you take half of the mayonnaise out of the jar, it could be used to what would closely resemble a maraca. I believe you have just been pwned.
JimmyRusltler

Con

JimmyRusltler forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
eyeballsac

Pro

eyeballsac forfeited this round.
JimmyRusltler

Con

One does not simply class everything as an instrument because it makes sound. I think mayonaisse should be classed as a sub instrument as it has a primary purpose yet the secondary can be an instrument.
Debate Round No. 3
eyeballsac

Pro

eyeballsac forfeited this round.
JimmyRusltler

Con

Also I would say mayo itself is not the instrument people seem to view here. It is in fact the Jar itself. I agree the Jar may become an instrument though.
Debate Round No. 4
JimmyRusltler

Con

JimmyRusltler forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by molliconesmsc2014 3 years ago
molliconesmsc2014
I believe that mayo could be used as an instrument. Its beautiful sounds have graced the ears of the angels for centuries. Mankind must open their mind and accept this wonderful innovation in music.
Posted by MartinMSC2014 3 years ago
MartinMSC2014
Mayo is an instrument IT SOUNDS A LITTLE LIKE SHAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Posted by saadmsc2014 3 years ago
saadmsc2014
I agree that mayonnaise is an instrument. It is not a conventional musical instrument like the guitar, but some people make a living playing non conventional instruments like trash cans as drums.
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Vote Placed by KingDebater 3 years ago
KingDebater
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro had me at "pwned".