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cliffsofdover
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towinistosucced
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It would be much easier to have just one utensil instead of forks, spoons and knives

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Started: 2/12/2008 Category: Society
Updated: 9 years ago Status: Voting Period
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cliffsofdover

Pro

Tink abut itt peeple, if wii had juzt 1 utinsil, wii wuld bee butter offf. Know moor haffing two swich utinsils, yu juzt uze 1.

Brung itt oneth cuntendor!
towinistosucced

Con

Hello, my not very gooded typing friend, and i will debate the side of the fork, knife, and spoon.

it is very handee already and as the fork knife and spoon are better than any combo becuase they have differnt useses.

Actually, I want you to post this again cuz i dont want to debate this.

Sorry.

let some1 who knows how to debate this debate this to do it.

Thank you.
Debate Round No. 1
cliffsofdover

Pro

eye haff dafeetid mi opponint en juzt mii opining argyoument, 4 eye ham 1 uv teh bist debatour en dis sight.

Wach out mynameisjonas, eye'm cuming 4 yu, an whin eye du, yur goin doun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
towinistosucced

Con

No, dnt gu afer mynameisjonas, pst dis agin an si if a reel debtor will beet u.

yesssss

i knooo

i am awusum.
Debate Round No. 2
cliffsofdover

Pro

y shuld eye haff 2 pst itt agin? Eye alredy beet yu wit juzt mii opining aryoument.

An eye ham goin afftur mynameisjonas, 4 hee iz teh bist debatour en dis sight.
towinistosucced

Con

towinistosucced forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
cliffsofdover

Pro

eye haf already won this debat zo eye dunt kneed two reely say anyfing cuz eye am that super duperly incredible amazingly awesome
towinistosucced

Con

towinistosucced forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
cliffsofdover

Pro

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towinistosucced

Con

bla bla bla is rite, my big man. now lose gracyfulie and pst dis 2pac agin. Somone will actuly aceept it and u will lus!!!!!

I leeeve u wit an inspratiunal songg:
Yeah...
Uh huh
So seductive

[Chorus: 50 Cent & Olivia]
[50 Cent]
I take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)
[Olivia]
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

[Verse 1: 50 Cent]
You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon' back that thing up or should i push up on it
Temperature rising, okay lets go to the next level
Dance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettle
I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
Have your friends teasin you 'bout how sprung I gotcha
Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem
Get on top then get to bouncing round like a low rider
I'm a seasons vet when it come to this sheett
After you work up a sweat you can play with the stick
I'm tryin to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)

[Chorus]

[Bridge: 50 Cent & Olivia]
Girl what we do (what we do)
And where we do (and where we do)
The things we do (things we do)
Are just between me and you (oh yeah)

[Verse 2: 50 Cent]
Give it to me baby, nice and slow
Climb on top, ride like you in the rodeo
You ain't never heard a sound like this before
Cause I ain't never put it down like this
Soon as I come through the door she get to pullin on my zipper
It's like it's a race who can get undressed quicker
Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch em in thongs
Had me thinking 'bout that as$ after I'm gone
I touch the right spot at the right time
Lights on or lights off, she like it from behind
So seductive, you should see the way she wind
Her hips in slow-mo on the floor when we grind
As Long as she ain't stoppin, homie I aint stoppin
Drippin wet with sweat man its on and popping
All my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle its on
And we gon' sip til every bubble in the bottle is gone
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by scissorhands7 8 years ago
scissorhands7
I didn't realize four-year olds have taken up debate
Posted by Harlan 8 years ago
Harlan
"Wach out mynameisjonas, eye'm cuming 4 yu"

ewwww...
Posted by towinistosucced 8 years ago
towinistosucced
Am i stoopid? is stoopid a cumpleet reelativ turm? i asq u dat. noow, i rok at debeatin, so yeeah. Sum1 shud pst it agin!!!!!!!!

wwweeeeee
Posted by alibaba 9 years ago
alibaba
Moderators should delete people with such debates, or at least let users rate the relative quality of the topic.

This site should contain debates of some intellectual value. Brings me to a question. Should people be free to poison other peoples' atmosphere by their sheer stupidity? Somebody start a debate on that.
Posted by vinavinx 9 years ago
vinavinx
UGH even my debates arent this brainless
Posted by towinistosucced 9 years ago
towinistosucced
butt garrree!!! you should post da seame toopic again!!!! yeah
Posted by GaryBacon 9 years ago
GaryBacon
I just killed many of my brain cells by reading this. I am going to refrain from voting.
Posted by towinistosucced 9 years ago
towinistosucced
hehe I roked hees sux of. whoopi 2 mi!
Posted by towinistosucced 9 years ago
towinistosucced
idk....we dnt spek it cuz its fun to tlk lik dis...besides! I dont want to debate tis! some1 else post it plez!! I am dun.

Yu cud postt it renzzy.
Posted by Renzzy 9 years ago
Renzzy
What's wrong with proper english?
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