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philadam
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The Contender
cheekyhobo
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24 Points

Jessica Biel's "juicy doubles" are in fact much nicer than Jennifer Lopez's

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Started: 3/1/2008 Category: Society
Updated: 9 years ago Status: Voting Period
Viewed: 2,102 times Debate No: 3021
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philadam

Pro

Jessica Biel booty has been very watched and has been recognized internationally as one to bang. Jessica's butt has worked hard to climb up in the rankings, moving up from #15 last year to a tie with Jennifer Lopez . It has received praise for its aligned symmetry, and its width in diameter. The experts state that Jessica Biel has the most well shaped and aerodynamic rear since Claudia Schiffer. Clearly, Jessica's buns have been cooked to perfection (if you know what i mean), if I was a pirate I'd search for her booty (if you know what I mean), and she sold terrorists her weapon of mASS destruction (if you know what I mean). But enough with the play on words, let's start with the statistics. Biel's behind was rated a whopping 69.9 on major sites and was elected best new booty of 2007 in People magazine's issue #696969. She reportedly has a T.I.W of 34.5 and a A.C.E of 57.8. Another great fact about Jessica's backdoor is that it only has 25% booty fat, compared to Jennifer's 27%. However, Jennifer Lopez does have a higher S.T.D rating than Jessica, butt that data is negligible.
In conclusion, even though the stats are there, there is no questioning that Miss Biel is the clear winner here, just by staring at that badonkadonk. Jennifer has some catching up to do as she is clearly BEHIND Jessica Biel (if you know what i mean)

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cheekyhobo

Con

I will advocate that my butt, your butt, Biel's butt, and Lopez's butt are significantly the same. Instead of trying to compare everyone and place one person above another, we should all live free from oppression man. Dig the equality. Don't be stingy and defiant to nature. That's just bad taste. I am cheekyhobo and I can see only the silhouette of people, and sometimes that is difficult. I don't judge someones butt by the size, but by the person. A butt is so much more than two flabby cheeks smacking together. You must search deeper, down to the very crevice and you must get to the bottom of it. Look to someones butt as an indication that they are also human.

So all the readers, don't let the man keep you down, man...
Hang loose and party ten. Peace out dawgs!

- Cheeks
Debate Round No. 1
philadam

Pro

philadam forfeited this round.
cheekyhobo

Con

Seeing as he conceded. My butt is better than his and all others are equal to mine. I hope he can find his way out of his own narrow tunnel someday.
Debate Round No. 2
philadam

Pro

what an a**, do you realize y i missed this debate argument,
because my cousin was in the hospital after a car accident and i just got home, she didnt though
so y dont u care about someone else but urself cuz im very depressed right now
please vote pos
biels butt is way bigger
cheekyhobo

Con

In reality, I am a bigger butt than you. I am egotistical. I am cheeky. I am nationalist. I live in cheekland and I speak cheek! Your cousin in the hospital doesn't justify missing a debate. You have 3 days to comply. If you concede, you concede. If I was unable to be at my keyboard, I would expectmy opponent to be the victor of a debate, not me.
- Cheeks
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by Ragnar_Rahl 9 years ago
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what an a**, do you realize y i missed this debate argument,
because my cousin was in the hospital after a car accident and i just got home, she didnt though
so y dont u care about someone else but urself cuz im very depressed right now"

Don't blame cheekyhobo for your problems, and DON'T YOU DARE assign him the responsibility of caring for you.
Posted by cheekyhobo 9 years ago
cheekyhobo
It will most likely not be as full and lucious as the graceful, human, buttocks. Furthermore, I don't know anyone whose butt is THAT hairy. Well... I guess that you could shave said monkey's behind. Hmmm... I will have to think about that one...
Posted by Ragnar_Rahl 9 years ago
Ragnar_Rahl
"You must search deeper, down to the very crevice and you must get to the bottom of it."... that ain't right :D.

"Look to someones butt as an indication that they are also human.
"

but what if it's a monkey butt?
Posted by cheekyhobo 9 years ago
cheekyhobo
I am truly sorry for taking this debate, but there is no reason why it should stay as a challenge and defile this proud site any longer. Wish me luck! :)
Posted by Ragnar_Rahl 9 years ago
Ragnar_Rahl
Come to think of it, where's the juice? that could be a possible objection for someone wanting to take the debate. So could the etymology of nice. Also the notion of "doubles," implying a plural of doubles, thus implying something Biel and Lopez each have four of, which would render the arguments relating to posterior obsolete (nothing about a posterior implies a plural of doubles).

I don't know enough of the subject to judge the validity of the claim the initiator was actually trying to make here though (having never viewed the posterior of either party).
Posted by crazypenguin 9 years ago
crazypenguin
This is a bad debate topic and shouldn't be accepted by any one
Posted by Ragnar_Rahl 9 years ago
Ragnar_Rahl
um.... okaayyy....

Now where do we go from there?
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