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WOLF.J
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Minddagger
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Jesus Was A Lamb

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WOLF.J
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 2/1/2018 Category: Funny
Updated: 2 weeks ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 187 times Debate No: 107382
Debate Rounds (5)
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WOLF.J

Pro

Here's a joke debate about the plausibility of Jesus being a lamb , so take noooooo offence.

Here are my first arguments, Con needs to disprove my theory :

1- Mary was a virgin
2- Mary had a little lamb
3- Lambs are born via the aid of shepards
4-Lambs have few friends n many enemies, but are always talked about post mortem
5-Its more likely that 12 people and a lamb dined together, 13 is just too unnecessary for a venue provider
6-People believe in and have met lamb
7-A person would take a bribe to kill a lamb
8-Abraham killed a lamb to appease god, Jesus died to appease god aswell
9-God created lamb, Don't lie
10-Lamb haters n lamb slaughterers exist

The evidence is overwhelming already, its obviously clear that Jesus was a lamb.
Minddagger

Con

before i may begin my statement, i would like to say that lamb is very offensive term to SHEEP

also Jesus was not a lamb, Jesus was a smoking. motorcycler, who has a boyfriend named Steve
Debate Round No. 1
WOLF.J

Pro

No jesus lamb helped the sheeple, that's why they offended, the ungrateful b4stards. Please provide a convincing argument for your motorcycler theory, a theory which is clearly nonsensical and made up, unlike my theory!! Yours has no substance my friend.
Minddagger

Con

I have tons of proof, look at this canon picture from the bible

http://www.memegen.com...

its your theory that has no substance, why would Steve be dating a sheep?
Debate Round No. 2
WOLF.J

Pro

steve is irrelevant, my opponent has failed to provide evidence that lamb is a motorcyclist. Simply because he is not, please do not speak of the holy lamb in such dastardly manner!
Minddagger

Con

he is too a lamb, his motorcycle is in the best mueseum in the world, how would he be a lamb if he rode a motorcycle? sheeps hate motorcycles.
Debate Round No. 3
WOLF.J

Pro

Well obviously if sheeps hate motorcycles, your theory is even more dead in the water. Further proving that J-man was a lamb!
Debate Round No. 4
WOLF.J

Pro

Because You literally said ,"HE IS too A LAMB '

Cheers
Minddagger

Con

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*dies*
Debate Round No. 5
7 comments have been posted on this debate. Showing 1 through 7 records.
Posted by kitty_cat_LOL 2 weeks ago
kitty_cat_LOL
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa???????????????
Posted by WOLF.J 2 weeks ago
WOLF.J
even better!
Posted by dsjpk5 2 weeks ago
dsjpk5
Don't forget, His friends called Him a lamb (John 1:29).
Posted by WOLF.J 2 weeks ago
WOLF.J
Lol
Posted by levi_smiles 2 weeks ago
levi_smiles
One of my favorite poems addresses this subject.

https://www.poetryfoundation.org...
1 votes has been placed for this debate.
Vote Placed by dsjpk5 2 weeks ago
dsjpk5
WOLF.JMinddaggerTied
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Reasons for voting decision: Con seems to concede by saying "he too is a lamb."