The Instigator
drewMurrdotCom
Con (against)
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5 Points
The Contender
Danielle
Pro (for)
Winning
24 Points

Jodie Marsh is a Real American Hero

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Danielle
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 10/16/2009 Category: Arts
Updated: 7 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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drewMurrdotCom

Con

The Negative will prove that there exists a spectrum of character that ranges from Real American Hero to the AntiChrist and Jodie Marsh falls squarely on the latter end of that scale.

Definitions:

Jodie Marsh - Incompetent English Floozy

Real American Hero - It has been widely known since 1982 that G.I. Joe is the embodiment of the Real American Hero. Refer to: http://en.wikipedia.org...

Contention 1: Jodie Marsh's character can be judged by the intelligence of her followers.

I would like to submit the following quote from an anonymous Jodie Marsh fan,

"Peoples perception on Jodie marsh are usually negative , people ridiculing and proclaiming she is a " whore" slut" etc, Though people are naieve and dont realise the good she has done for young teenagers, her problems have been outcasted because of her risque appearence, but dosent society say dont Judge a book by its cover?!
So why are we constantly contridicating ourselves, I do admit jodie marsh has done some shameless stuff in her life but none the less this is a true indication of what she has yet to make up for, and she has!...Nobodys perfect
Jodie marsh is a beautiful person :)"

It is a widely accepted scientific fact that a person's character can be judged by the grammar and spelling of their fans. Here we have systematic proof of Jodie Marsh's idiocy.

Contention 2: She sucks the blood from our brains

Men who spend excessive amounts of time staring at Jodie Marsh's photos, particularly her fully nude work, report a sudden loss of blood in the brain. It seems that merely staring at these photos can cause the blood to rush from one's brain and occupy unknown appendages elsewhere in the body.

Contention 3: The inerrant truth of the Bible prophecies the coming of Jodie Marsh.

Proverbs 5:3-5
" for the lips of a loose woman drip honey, and her speech is smoother than oil, but in the end she is as bitter as wormwood, sharp as two edged sword. Her feet go down to death."

Most Celebrity Theologians agree that this is a direct reference to Jodie Marsh. The book of revelations offers even more insight into the character of Jodie Marsh:

Revelation 13:1, "I stood on the sand of the sea. And I saw a beast rising up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and on his horns ten crowns, and on his heads a blasphemous name." We now know that name is Jodie Marsh, "And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority."

There we have it, direct proof that Jodie Marsh gets her power directly from the devil. My opponent may not refute the accuracy of Biblical prophecy, it has been scientifically proven with carbon dating.

In conclusion, Jodie Marsh is very nearly the opposite of the Real American Hero. The Negative has proven that Jodie Marsh is an incompetent floozie. Her followers attest to this fact, she has been consciously sucking the blood from the brains of American men, and the Bible accurately asserts that she is a messenger of the devil.
Danielle

Pro

[Clarification]

Hero: A person who in the opinion of others has performed a heroic act and is regarded as a model or ideal [1]

Con's proposed definition of an American Hero title only being applicable to G.I. Joe's is fallacious. It draws a false conclusion upon unsound premises. For one, G.I. Joe's are fictional. For another, Con makes a hasty generalization that just because G.I. Joe's are famous American heroes, that others cannot be American heroes as well. Additionally, I'd like to clarify that JM (Jodie Marsh) can be an American hero despite not being American, because she can be considered a hero to Americans. Now onto the debate!

[Rebuttal]

1. It is a widely accepted scientific fact that a person's character can be judged by the grammar and spelling of their fans. Here we have systematic proof of Jodie Marsh's idiocy.

False. First, that particular fan was Slovakian (so her poor English should be excused). Can has no proof that said fan does not have excellent spelling and grammar in their native language. Second, said individual is also a fan of Led Zeppelin. If we are to accept Con's reasoning, then L.Z. would also suck. That's simply untrue (no explanation necessary).

2. JM sucks the blood from our brains.

False. First, I posit that while it's possible JM can cause men to get boners, so can Mother Teresa (hey - some people are into that). Does that mean that Mother Teresa is also inherently bad? Certainly not. Thus, just because a woman causes a guy to become erect doesn't necessarily mean that she's bad. In fact, this is usually regarded as a positive thing. I argue that if JM did cause men to get an erection, then she WOULD be a hero to a man with erectile dysfunction. This especially applies to a couple trying to conceive, or a sad relationship where one couldn't get their male partner hard. Some need a little encouragement.

Moreover, this can easily be refuted by Con's simple mistake (it's a pity he doesn't know the biology of the male anatomy) -- You don't lose blood from the brain when getting an erection. When a man is sexually stimulated, chemical signals from the brain cause the penile arteries to widen, allowing more blood to enter the erectile bodies known as the corpora cavernosa. The tissues swell with blood causing an erection. At the same time, the blood-engorged tissues compress the veins, keeping blood in the penis and maintaining the erection. However, in no way is blood being deprived from the brain that otherwise should have been there. This point also doesn't take female excitement into consideration (not that one in their right mind would be turned on by JM).

3. JM and the Bible.

False. Everybody knows that the Bible is infallible. As such, it's obvious to anyone who knows the Bible that the only reason that the devil even exists and continues to exist is because of God's will. As such, if we are to believe Con that Jodie Marsh gets her power directly from the devil, and the devil only has power because God allows it, then Jodie Marsh is actually a product of God meaning that she's perfect and has power for a reason (since Con cannot deny the Bible's message that God is omniscient, omnipotent and omnibenevolent.

[Arguments]

1. Inspiration.

Americans are stupid, and Jodie Marsh proves that even ugly and stupid girls can become successful. She's a great role model in this regard, which I would clearly label a heroic act. She sacrifices her own credibility and reputation just to set an example for other dumb sluts to follow.

2. Honesty.

The truth is sacred. Jodie Marsh outed her Big Brother cast-mate Chantelle Houghton by telling a journalist that CH was really a lesbian who married for publicity. This was awesome for the gay community, and saved the proverbial life of CH's husband... a hero indeed, Marsh is!

3. Cleverness.

JM is rich and famous despite having absolutely no talent or marketable skills. As such, this proves that she is an incredibly smart and crafty individual who knows how to earn a living despite being gutter trash.

4. Super-Powers and Heroic Contributions.

Jodie Marsh's fake tits are made of saline - not silicone. Saline has many useful abilities, such as replacing plasma. Thus, if someone were going to die due to a blood condition, JM could single handedly save their life simply by cutting off her tits. Additionally, say JM was on board an airplane and the lone pilot's contact somehow came out.
The only way the plane could successfuly land would be if the pilot could somehow reapply his contact without it being too dry and also cleaned. Well, once again, JM could save a life by providing saline solution to the pilot, thus not only saving one but a whole bunch of lives!

5. Health Benefits.

Many men (and women) beat off to JM, and a select few ONLY fap to her photos. Masturbating has many health benefits, including - but not limited to - stress reduction, release of the brain's opioid-like neurotransmitters (endorphins), which cause feelings of physical and mental well-being, sleep aid, muscle relaxation, etc. In addition, masturbating has also been linked with reducing the symptoms of PMS. I happen to have PMDD (severe PMS), so, if myself or other women masturbated to miss JM, it would greatly benefit our partners and prevent them from enduring our wrath. This is yet another heroic ability of JMs.

Conclusion:

I have negated all of Con's premises, and provided 5 irrefutable premises of my own supporting the resolution. Vote Pro!

Definition:
[1] http://dictionary.reference.com...
Debate Round No. 1
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Posted by comoncents 7 years ago
comoncents
theLwerd just admit that you took this b/c you think she's hot... come on.
Posted by comoncents 7 years ago
comoncents
I wish it had more rounds!
i would have liked to see where else it would have been taken.
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