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Joke Debate

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 6/12/2011 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 5 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Brainmaster

Pro

We take turns posting joke of all types. Yo mama, redneck, etc. Original or copypasta. Round 1 for acceptance. 5K characters and max 20 jokes per round.
maria12245

Con

I'll assume that the first round is for introduction.
Debate Round No. 1
Brainmaster

Pro

Yes

Yo Mama Round__

1 Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

2 Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

3 Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

4 Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch.

5 Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

6 Yo mama so skinny she has to hold herself above the toilet for fear of falling in.

7 Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

8 Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

9 Yo mama so old her skin is colored dust (Original joke)

10 Yo mama so fat her she eats the Cheerios box (Original joke)
maria12245

Con

maria12245 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
Brainmaster

Pro

I ♥ easy victories
maria12245

Con

maria12245 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
Brainmaster

Pro

Herpaderp
maria12245

Con

maria12245 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
maria12245

Con

1.Yo momma so fat even Chuck Norris couldn't get through her.

2.Yo momma so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

3.Yo momma is so fat that when she fell in the Grand Canyon she got caught halfway down.

4.Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.

5.Yo' Mama is so fat, Goodyear wanted to fly her over the Super Bowl.

6.Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?" Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

9.Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.
The passenger, Bubba, said "lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat". "What fer?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No, sir", said Earl. "We're on the patch"!

10. This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.
The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can't find her license. "I must have left it at home, officer."
"Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?" asks the cop.
The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, "I do have this picture of me."
"Let me see it," says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, "Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have stopped you."

11. In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old.
A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen. In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office. She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with "What makes a natural born citizen more qualified to be President than one born by C-Section?"

12. Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
13. A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders she would need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

You might be redneck if:

You believe you got a set of matched luggage if
you have two shopping bags from the same store.

You think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."

You think Sherlock Holmes is a
housing project down in Biloxi.
Debate Round No. 5
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Reasons for voting decision: the forfeits were bad enough, but coming back in the last round to make a post, seriously?
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