The Instigator
johnlubba
Pro (for)
Losing
6 Points
The Contender
Trinitrotoluene
Con (against)
Winning
9 Points

Joke battle

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after 5 votes the winner is...
Trinitrotoluene
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 11/27/2012 Category: Arts
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 2,371 times Debate No: 27546
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (4)
Votes (5)

 

johnlubba

Pro

First round is acceptance,

The rules are, 1 joke per round, you can choose anything that is comical in any way shape or form. Either by text, video, or audio, or anything else including photos or whatever.

Votes are to be given to the funniest contender, and not to friends solely because they are friends. Votes must be awarded on merit.

Good luck and let the jokes begin.
Trinitrotoluene

Con

I accept. You may present your first joke!
Debate Round No. 1
Debate Round No. 2
johnlubba

Pro

Well played to my opponent.
Trinitrotoluene

Con

Well done.
Debate Round No. 3
johnlubba

Pro

Thanks Trinitrotoluene
Trinitrotoluene

Con

All the passengers are seated on a plane out on the tarmac and the flight attendant announces, "We're just waiting for the pilots."

The passengers look out the window and see two men dressed as pilots walking towards the plane. Both men are using guide dogs and appear to be blind. There are murmurs among the passengers, and some believe it is a joke. The men board the plane and go into the cockpit. More concerned murmurs and uneasy chuckles from the passengers. The plane taxis normally to the runway and begins its takeoff.

As passengers look out the window they realize they are nearing the end of the runway. The entire passenger cabin begins screaming but the plane lifts off just before the end of the runway. The passengers calm down and chuckle to themselves.

In the cockpit, the pilot turns to his copilot and says, "You know, one day those people are gonna scream too late and we're all going to die!
Debate Round No. 4
johnlubba

Pro

My wife and I were happy for twenty years...then we met.
Trinitrotoluene

Con

What did the leper say to the prostitute? . . . Keep the tip.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by johnlubba 4 years ago
johnlubba
Congrats

Trinitrotoluene
Posted by thetallest1 4 years ago
thetallest1
that was so funny it wa stupid
Posted by Cometflash 4 years ago
Cometflash
Hahaha @ dlu2012
Posted by dlu2012 4 years ago
dlu2012
what the hell?
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Vote Placed by One_Winged_Rook 4 years ago
One_Winged_Rook
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Reasons for voting decision: Con wins every round... I'm American though
Vote Placed by rross 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: That last joke by con...I'm sorry but no.
Vote Placed by Zaradi 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Good jokes all around. The philosophers game of soccer really clenched it, as that was just flipping hilarious. "....and Karl Marx is claiming that he was offsides!" The second to last joke for Con came close to topping it, but wasn't quite good enough. #nerdhumor
Vote Placed by Muted 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: The second last joke by Con made me laugh
Vote Placed by utahjoker 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Just a wee bit funnier