The Instigator
Warren181
Pro (for)
Losing
7 Points
The Contender
The_Scapegoat_bleats
Con (against)
Winning
21 Points

Joke contest

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after 8 votes the winner is...
The_Scapegoat_bleats
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 3/7/2014 Category: Funny
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (3)
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Votes (8)

 

Warren181

Pro

To my opponent, No racist or religious or blonde jokes.
The_Scapegoat_bleats

Con

Go ahead, make me laugh!
Debate Round No. 1
Warren181

Pro

Knock, knock. Who's there? The door. The door who? The door is locked and that's why I'm knocking.
The_Scapegoat_bleats

Con

So, a short one to start this off:
It's winter, and a snail is climbing up a cherry tree. A bird seeing the snail says: "Silly thing! There are no cherries up there!"
"Don't worry", the snail calmly replies, "when I get up there, there will be."
Debate Round No. 2
Warren181

Pro

I started looking for my watch yesterday. Then I realized I never had the time.
The_Scapegoat_bleats

Con

I once knew a man with a prosthetic leg called Jones. I never learned the name of his other leg.
Debate Round No. 3
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Vote Placed by STALIN 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Very funny.
Vote Placed by Zarroette 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I smiled equally at every joke here.
Vote Placed by sadolite 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Both gave utterly horrible jokes. But I must chose so con wins
Vote Placed by EndarkenedRationalist 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: CON had 2 "good" jokes (eye-rolling) PRO had one.
Vote Placed by knightj 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro made good jokes as well, but I think that the contenders were slightly better. It was very close
Vote Placed by Krazzy_Player 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con's joke was clearly better.
Vote Placed by Taylur 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Only Pro's first joke made me roll my eyes at how bad it was, making it quite funny, whereas both of con's jokes had the same impact; con therefore made me laugh the most.
Vote Placed by johnlubba 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con's were slightly better, I laughed more, but Pro's first joke was also funny.