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Kim Kardashian is a Hobbit.

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Started: 12/23/2013 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Joke debate...

First round is reserved for acceptance.

I will try to show with reasonable doubt that Kim Kardashian is indeed a hobbit.

Thank you.


Ah well. Debating isn't fun if you don't have fun.

Let's play.
Debate Round No. 1


1. Kim Kardashian stared in a show called: "Courtney and Kim take New York," a show with short fat people living in a fantasy world.

In lord of the Rings, Frodo, the main charecter, lives in a Fantasy world with his freind Sam. Both of which are short and fast, because they are hobbits...

2. Kim lives in a mansion with Kanye with a room slightly bellow ground...

Hobbit's supposedly live in houses slightly bellow ground.

3.Kim smokes a pipe

Hobbits smoke pipes

4. Kim has the body of a hobbit, as pointed out by South Park.

5. Kim uses magic photoshop tools to make her look different, just like Bilbo puts on the ring to make his imperfections go away...

6. She razors hair off her Body, meaning she would be hairy, but she is in the "Hobbit denial stage.

7. She's fat because hobbits eat multiple breakfasts...
I will make newarguments next round,


Let's play ball!

1. Kim Kardashian's a$$ is the size of JUPITER. What do you think I spent my first time being up all night doing... fappin' to hobbits or Kim Kardashian? Kim Kardashian's sheer butt size is enough to have its own gravitational pull. A hobbit doesn't have it. P.S: Ever seen an apple floating around her butt? That's her gravitational pull.

2. She's married to Kanye. No hobbit could ever be that gross.

3. Dude, she has more hairs than a hobbit. You just don't know where.

4. I'm fairly sure hobbits don't get periods.

5. I'm also sure that a hobbit can't produce a baby with a crappier name than Northwest.

6. She has a disease called "Kardashianitosis." It's where you get so conceded in smug you forget to wear a top and/or a bottom. It may also get you married to a douche. Like Kanye. It's rare and has never appeared in hobbits. Here are some people suffering from the disease:

Miley Cyrus (Also suffers from pancake a$$ syndrome)
Amanda Bynes (Also suffers from being a crackhead)
Lindsay Lohan (Also suffers from being INSANE)
Lady Gaga (Also suffers from Madonna syndrome A.K.A attention whore
Taylor Swift (Also suffers from blaming everybody when it's really your freaking fault! Syndrome)

Rebuttals (from bottom-up):

1. Kim Kardashian isn't fat. She's well, WELL past that stage. Hobbits aren't.

2. She has to razor off her body... she suffers from Wolf syndrome (look it up) but not Hobbit syndrome.

3. She doesn't use photoshop more than the average celebrity.

4. What celebrity past insanity stage doesn't have the body of a hobbit?

5. Kim Kardashian doesn't smoke pipe... Only crack, marijuana, and any other smokable drug you can think of.

6. Of course they need to be slightly below ground.
Above ground: Paparazzi.
Below ground: Coyotes, snakes, wolves, mice, rats, etc. all smelling all of that f&#*&$^ makeup she put on that morning.

7. You call that a show? Please, the only show worse than that is Keeping up with the Kardashians. I bled from my eyeballs when I watched that sh!t.

So as you can see, Kim Kardashian is not a hobbit, but a rather very mutated celebrity with a fat, plump butt.
Debate Round No. 2


DudeStop forfeited this round.


Well... Extend all arguments.
Debate Round No. 3


DudeStop forfeited this round.


...Extend all arguments.
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by dtaylor971 3 years ago
Posted by DudeStop 3 years ago
Sh*t. Ran our of time, screw you Christmas.
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