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esmith1617
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mynameisjonas
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Kirsten Dunst has really bad teath!

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Started: 2/26/2008 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 9 years ago Status: Voting Period
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esmith1617

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Just look at them! They are disgusting. Her mouth is full of disease. I would have to put a paper bag over her head before having sex with her. Otherwise I dont think i could get an erection.
mynameisjonas

Con

Kirsten Dunst has beautiful, perplexable teeth. That's why her name is Kirsten, for Kirsten is Spanglish for "one with the georgeous teeth who's name is Kirsten". You can't argue with that logic.
Debate Round No. 1
esmith1617

Pro

Your logic is twisted. Has Kirsten ever heard of Braces? Her annoying voice could probably be attributed to her teeth. I would hit it from behind as a way to not have to look at her. Her boobs are nice though.
mynameisjonas

Con

Look, here is a picture of her teeth:

http://dotnet.org.za...

Oh dear. Wrong image. Here is her teeth:

http://images.google.com...

Oops! That was my uncle. Now, here are her gorgeous teeth:

http://www.cupertinoorthocare.com...

Take a deep breath and count to three, Jonas...The beautiful teeth of Kirsten Dunst are right here:

http://rosasacidas.files.wordpress.com...

Looking at this closely, I see no overbite, underbite, crossbite, buck teeth, cavaties, gingivitis, chipped teeth, yellow discoloration, or AIDS.

Thus, hence.
Debate Round No. 2
esmith1617

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Are you kidding? Her teeth are just as bad as all those other pictures!!! Her jagged teath would tear up a poor unsuspecting member when she gives head. Paper bag it all the way.
mynameisjonas

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"Her jagged teath would tear up a poor unsuspecting member when she gives head."

Really.

In 2001, Dunst admitted her and Toby Maguire had a "thing" going on. Obviously, for the typical celebrity, a "thing going on" means "We're having sexual relations".

Now, during sexual relations, I'm sure we can all relate to that after starting out with some nice, soothing kissing, most of us skip foreplay and head right over to head. As I'm sure Tobey and Kirsten did.

Now, if the "jagged teeth" of Kirsten Dunst tore up Tobey's penis-oh, I'm sorry, how vulgar of me-if Kirsten tore up Tobey's poor, unsuspecting dick (much better!), then he would not be able to perform such illustrious jumps, twirls and spins in his filmings of Spiderman 2 and 3, for the little lingering pieces that hung off his dick would catch on to his spidey suit, thus, setting off that "Spidey Sense" of his, which would make him say "MY SPIDEY SENSE IS TINGLING!" more than the script calls for, thus, more takes of the scence, thus, slowing filming.

Hence, when you say really bad teeth do this, and it could not have happened to Tobey's little vienna sausage, Kirsten Dunst cannot and does not have bad teeth.

Oh, and byeth the wayeth, teeth is spelled t-e-e-a-h-t-h, not t-e-a-t-h. Aduh.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by lucyanne 8 years ago
lucyanne
no seriously she does have bad teeth and for some reason she always seems much older than what she is....eeeewwww
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