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mikicat10
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The Contender
Sitara
Pro (for)
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Lame Jokes

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mikicat10
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 11/2/2013 Category: Funny
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (5)
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mikicat10

Con

Make up the lamest jokes that you can.
Good luck!
A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The guy asks, "What's this about?"
The bartender replies, "Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone's drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?"
The guy replies, "Nah, the steaks are too high."
Sitara

Pro

How did Hitler tie his shoes? Little knotsies (Nazis).
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew the lightbulb?
What did Winnie the Pooh call his nanny? A Poonanny.
How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Zero, they fear change.
How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know either, it has not been legislated yet.
How many Libertarians does it take to change a lightbulb? No taxes!
Why are zombie apocalypses sexy? You have an excuse to say "eat me"
What do you call it when a zoophile has sex with a dog? Screwing the pooch.
What do you call it when a zoophile has a son by a dog? A son of a b1tch.
Debate Round No. 1
mikicat10

Con

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashed his car?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call a pig that does karate?
A PORK CHOP

Why is the ocean blue?
Because all the little fish go blu, blu blu.

What do you call a deer with no eye?
No idea

There were four grannies and a fatman standing in a line.
Nanna, Nanna, Nanna, Nanna, Fatman!

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
IT WAS IN TENTS

What's the best way to carve wood?
Whittle by whittle.

Did you hear about the Hyena who drank a pint of gravy?
He was a laughing stock!

What did the grape say after the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little whine!

How does a lion like his meat?
ROAR

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.

What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop?
Shoe!

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?
Because she ran away from the ball!

What type of music do mummies listen to?
WRAP MUSIC!
Sitara

Pro

A guy goes to his psychiatrist wrapped in plastic. His psychiatrist says "I can see your nuts".
What did the racist parrot say? Polly want a cracker.
What do you call it when a zoophile has sex with a dog? Screwing the pooch.
If a zoophil and a dog have a son, what do you call him? A son of a b1tch.
Why is it good to have sex with Jesus? Because when you yell "oh Jesus' during sex, it aint blasphemy.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew the lightbulb.
How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Zero, they fear change.
What did Winnie the Pooh call his nanny? A Poohnanny.
How did Hitler tie his shoes? Little knotsies.
Would you rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby? What's a matter baby? Nothing sweetie, how about you?
How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know either, it hasn't been legislated yet.
Debate Round No. 2
mikicat10

Con

A length of rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says “get out, we don’t serve ropes in here!” The rope goes outside and cuts himself in half and ties his two sections together. Not pleased with his appearance, he takes a comb and combs out his ends. He walks back into the bar and the bartender says “hey, aren’t you that rope I just kicked out?” And the rope replied “no, I’m a frayed knot.”
Sitara

Pro

Sitara forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
mikicat10

Con

What did the ghost say to the wall?
Hey, just passing through.

Why was the scientists head all wet?
he had a brain storm.


What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me.


Why do you go to bed?
Because the bed won't come to you.

What did one fish say to the other?
If you keep your mouth closed you will not get caught.

Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools.

What is black and white, white and black, black and white?
A zebra caught in a revolving door!!

Why did the cook get arrested?
Because he beat up an egg.
Sitara

Pro

Sitara forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
mikicat10

Con

mikicat10 forfeited this round.
Sitara

Pro

Sitara forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 5
1 comment has been posted on this debate.
Posted by TheOncomingStorm 3 years ago
TheOncomingStorm
Hey, mikicat10, I'll take you on in an anti-joke face off.
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Vote Placed by supershamu 3 years ago
supershamu
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Reasons for voting decision: Seeing as this is a contest of the lamest jokes I must say the prize goes to mikicat10 for making me face palm more times and also for sticking with the debate almost all the way through. Very funny though and I enjoyed reading it
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro forfeited more, and I thought con had lamer jokes