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rangersfootballclub
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I-am-a-panda
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Lesbian vampire killers is the perfect movie

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 4/11/2009 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 8 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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rangersfootballclub

Pro

I belivbe that the movie lesbian vampire killers is the perfect movie.

i think this for many reasons.

1 - its perfect for all those sci-fi lovers because it has vampires in it !
2- its perfect for all you real men ,( no i kidding ) because there are hot lesbian fetish scenes in it !
3- if you go to watch it at the movies your wife will be put off by the very idea of it and therefore will not turn up while you sit next to all the hot lesbians in the cinema , and the sci-fi lovers can sit next to the butch lesbians up the back meaning the only two disadvantges are out of the way !
4- its failed attempt at humor has to be funny
5- it erridactes anybodys fear of vampires , i would happily die at the hands of a lesbian vampire , preferably 2 .

so what are you waiting for come on and go see it at the movies * excluding the following people - gay males - wifes who are not secretly lesbian - black people , yes thats roight everybody im a rascit - and no fat chicks.

i will leave my opponent to prove me wrong.
I-am-a-panda

Con

I would like to thank my opponent for this debate.

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DEFINITIONS:
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1) Perfect

1. Conforming absolutely to the description or definition of an ideal type: a perfect sphere; a perfect gentleman.
2. Excellent or complete beyond practical or theoretical improvement: There is no perfect legal code. The proportions of this temple are almost perfect.
[Dictionary.com]

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CON ARGUMENT #1: LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS IS NOT PERFECT
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1) According to RottenTomatoes.com, which takes an average of major critic reviews, Lesbian Vampire Killers has a rating of 18% (out of 100). Therefore, it is far from perfect.

2) Lesbian Vampire Killers is a mix of two genres, Horror and Comedy. However, it has been reviewed as imperfect on both fronts. Orlando Parfitt of IGN described the movie as "A mirthless, joyless experience". Therefore it is neither funny as a comedy nor joyful as a horror

===PRO:===

>>1 - its perfect for all those sci-fi lovers because it has vampires in it !<<

===REBUTTAL:===

Vampires are merely one sub-genre of science fiction. Vampires would nto appeal to a fan of space science fictioon.

===PRO:===

>>2- its perfect for all you real men ,( no i kidding ) because there are hot lesbian fetish scenes in it !<<

===REBUTTAL:===

A real man might not desire lesbian scenes if he does not have a taste for them. Furthermore, Christian men may find it utterly offensive.

===PRO:===

>>3- if you go to watch it at the movies your wife will be put off by the very idea of it and therefore will not turn up while you sit next to all the hot lesbians in the cinema , and the sci-fi lovers can sit next to the butch lesbians up the back meaning the only two<<

===REBUTTAL:===

The movie outraged many lesbian activist groups , and therefore it would not entice lesbians to view the movie. The logic of the above comment si flawed.

===PRO:===

>>4- its failed attempt at humor has to be funny<<

===REBUTTAL:===

Bad humour is the opposite of funniness. For example, if I said
'Why did the chicken cross the road' and you replied
'Why?' and I replied
'For no particular reason, he was bored and the lights had changed colour' then you would not find it funny.

===PRO:===

>>5- it erridactes anybodys fear of vampires , i would happily die at the hands of a lesbian vampire , preferably 2 .<<

===REBUTTAL:===

The movie may eradicate fears of lesbian vampires, but not of heterosexual and homosexual vampires.

===PRO:===

>>so what are you waiting for come on and go see it at the movies * excluding the following people - gay males - wifes who are not secretly lesbian - black people , yes thats roight everybody im a rascit - and no fat chicks.<<

===REBUTTAL:===

If the movie cannot appeal to all different groups (e.g. Blacks, Christians, teenagers, etc.), then it is not perfect.

I await my opponents response.
Debate Round No. 1
rangersfootballclub

Pro

thank you for accepting this debate Mr buzzkillington i mean i-am-panda

you claim that it is not perfect because rottentomatoes said so ,

my response is , why are people that have the abilty to judge perfection , working for rottentomatoes ?

you say sci-fi fans wont find it entertaining

my repsonse - yes they will

you say that no real man would actually liek it as there are many christians etc

my response - notice the use of the words real men , all men who are real men would enjoy lesbian vampires.
also i noticed how you had no response on my comment about wifes , true that isnt it ?

you say that "Bad humour is the opposite of funniness. For example, if I said
'Why did the chicken cross the road' and you replied
'Why?' and I replied
'For no particular reason, he was bored and the lights had changed colour' then you would not find it funny."

my response - i found that joke hilarious

you say that because there are certain groups of people not welcome such a blacks christians etc then it is not perfect .

my response - certian groups such as blacks , straight femals , fat chicks will ruin this movies status as perfect if they are there , if they are not its perfect.

thank you vote for pedro i mean me.
I-am-a-panda

Con

I would like to thank my opponent for the debate

===PRO:===

>>you claim that it is not perfect because rottentomatoes said so ,

my response is , why are people that have the abilty to judge perfection , working for rottentomatoes ?<<

===REBUTTAL:===

I cited because it is a compilation of reviews from all reviewers. It given an unbiased view and merely states what critics think.

===PRO:===

>>certian groups such as blacks , straight femals , fat chicks will ruin this movies status as perfect if they are there , if they are not its perfect.<<

===REBUTTAL:===

My opponent states that if a certain group watches a movie then it is imperfect. He says if a straight female watches it, the movie is then imperfect. I would like to say my opponents argument is henceforth defeated due to the fact my sister has seen Lesbian Vampire Killers. She is a straight female, and also a bit fat, but nonetheless has viewed the movie. It is therefore imperfect.

Vote CON.
Debate Round No. 2
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Posted by rangersfootballclub 8 years ago
rangersfootballclub
any chance of 3 points .. comon my debate was valid :P
Posted by rangersfootballclub 8 years ago
rangersfootballclub
thankyou for debatin this
Posted by rangersfootballclub 8 years ago
rangersfootballclub
very
Posted by linkish 8 years ago
linkish
wow how low can you go, lol
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