The Instigator
Weiler
Pro (for)
Winning
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The Contender
Art
Con (against)
Losing
0 Points

Limerick Contest

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after 1 vote the winner is...
Weiler
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 10/9/2013 Category: Funny
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 663 times Debate No: 38681
Debate Rounds (5)
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Votes (1)

 

Weiler

Pro

Whoever posts the funniest limerick wins. The rules:
One limerick per round.

I will begin.

There once was a Rabbi from Peru
Who was vainly attempting to screw
His wife said oy vey
If you go on this way
The messiah will come before you!
Art

Con

Hi there! This will be my first post on this site.
Here we go...
There once was a girl named Annie,
She had a peculiar fanny,
So she went to the Doc,
Found out it was a cock,
Now everyone calls her Danny.

:) only limmerick i know.
Debate Round No. 1
Weiler

Pro

lol. Well, I hope you learn some more. No requirement of originality. Here goes round 2:

The once was a man from Brewster
Who said to his wife as he goosed her
It used to be grand
But just look at my hand
Your not wiping as good as you used to.
Art

Con

Art forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
Weiler

Pro

To keep it equal I will give my a opponent a bye here.
Art

Con

Art forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
Weiler

Pro

Unfortunately it appears my opponent decided not to return. Too bad, this could've been fun.
Art

Con

Art forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
Weiler

Pro

My opponent has abandoned me :'(
Art

Con

Art forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 5
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Vote Placed by NiqashMotawadi3 4 years ago
NiqashMotawadi3
WeilerArtTied
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Total points awarded:40 
Reasons for voting decision: FF. Also Pro had better Limerick.