The Instigator
SantaBeeds
Con (against)
Losing
0 Points
The Contender
Isaac77
Pro (for)
Winning
14 Points

Limerick War

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Isaac77
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Started: 10/2/2014 Category: Funny
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 497 times Debate No: 62548
Debate Rounds (4)
Comments (3)
Votes (2)

 

SantaBeeds

Con

The first round is acceptance and the format is as follows:

Each round you must present a original limerick that consists of three verses and the line structure per verse is:

A
A
B
B
A

Good luck to my opponent.
Isaac77

Pro

I accept your challenge.
Debate Round No. 1
SantaBeeds

Con

SantaBeeds forfeited this round.
Isaac77

Pro

There was a young user called Santa
Whose rhymes I'd expect to enchanter
But he forfeits the round
Without making a sound
Depriving us all of the Banter
Debate Round No. 2
SantaBeeds

Con

I would like to apologize for missing my round I had prior engagements, but because the format o the round needs to be 3 verses not on I would request that the round not be counted for we both made mistakes.

My opponent has made his case,
But much difficulty he will face,
For if he wants to beat me,
The loser he shall be,
For epic rhymes he shall taste.

I know he will try to win,
But this round is in my bin,
Deprive you I shant,
For losing I can't,
I shall end this debate with a grin.

Now things are getting real,
The round I am about to seal,
I clearly can rhyme,
The best in my time,
In this debate I shall not kneel.
Isaac77

Pro

Con thinks that his rhymes amuse,
when frankly they only confuse,
for his rhymes are so lacking
when my verse is cracking
he knows that this battle he'll lose.

My style flows with such perfect meter,
revealing that you are the weaker,
I'm afraid your debate
will deteriorate
as mine just seems all the more sweeter.

Beating you is just so easy,
as your round was incredibly cheesy,
recognise I'm the greater
then take an inhaler
and next time you won't sound so wheezy.
Debate Round No. 3
SantaBeeds

Con

SantaBeeds forfeited this round.
Isaac77

Pro

I'm saddened to see you withdraw,
Was my chorus a chore to ignore?
Did you not have the time,
To respond to my rhyme?
It was clear that you could not endure.

Despite this, this round I'll enjoy,
A host of techniques I'll employ,
Sit son, take a seat
Halt your hasty retreat,
Your out of your depth, sonny boy.

Last one now and this has been fun,
Eating Santa from a hamburger bun,
I gulped him down quickly
But found him quite sickly
As his style was a touch underdone.
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by Isaac77 2 years ago
Isaac77
Cermank I didn't FF!?
Posted by SantaBeeds 2 years ago
SantaBeeds
Sorry I missed it, Had allot to do I hope you enjoy the rest of the debate.
Posted by navodeep1 2 years ago
navodeep1
i was eagerly waiting for this...disappointed
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Vote Placed by dragonfire1414 2 years ago
dragonfire1414
SantaBeedsIsaac77
Who won the debate:-Vote Checkmark
Reasons for voting decision: heh
Vote Placed by RainbowDash52 2 years ago
RainbowDash52
SantaBeedsIsaac77
Who won the debate:-Vote Checkmark
Reasons for voting decision: pro was better and didn't forfeit