Llamas are funny
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Why should congress be run entirely by chemists?
Because our current leaders can't find the solution.
Just like that joke, there is nothing funny about llamas. Let's begin.
Llamas have existed since 1999 and, unlike any other animal, has made people laugh everyday by bringing their sophisticated humor to people. Their satirical humor to criticize politicians, religion and the USA has boosted their career, which led them to their first animated feature film "Take Drugs Obama Pleases Me" (2008), and received mainly positive reviews; Rotten Tomatoes reported that 93% of critics gave positive reviews, which granted the film a "Certified Fresh" rating.
1. Llamas Kill People
Llamas have involuntary psychopathic murder spells (See video).
As historical evidence, GiantSpoonMan's father was slaughtered by the llama mafia during prohibition. It was around 2:45 in the morning. GreySpoonMan was simply going for a late night stroll because he couldn't sleep. He was peacefully listening to the echoing of his footsteps on the damp brick roads when suddely a voice called out,
"You're in the wrong neighborhood."
Grey abrubtly turned about face, sweat now running down his brow in fear. He tried to look casual as he briskly walked away, but his thighs started to burn. His walking turned into running along with the growing sound of clops. His escape attempt gew increasingly faster, faster than he could keep up with without tripping on a loose brick and falling to the road.
The last thing he saw was a long, furry neck growing out of a big, furry body. And the last thing he heard was,
"Como te llamas, muthaf4cka."
If anyone thought that story was funny, they're going to Hell.
Llamas are murderers. They feel so shame. They have no humor. They are, not, funny.
2. Llamas Spit Like Cray-Cray
I don't find getting spit on very funny. Especially after being murdered.
3. Take Drugs Obama Pleases Me Was A Terrible Movie
Take Drugs Obama Pleases Me starred Taylor Llamner, known for his miserable performances in films like The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lllama Girl in 3-D, Pallama Dynasty, and Shield Your Eyes, Full Moon. Rotten Tomatoes's review was based soley on special effects, while the story and acting remained dry and unbearable.
The film recieved terrible reception from other critics who actually have taste:
"This film goes down as one of the worst films in history along with 'Bratisllama' and 'Fat Dump'." - New York Times, 2008.
"Whenever this director wants to leave the film industry, alpaka lunch for him." - Huffington Post, 2008.
"I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER A MOVIE!!!" - Whitney Houston, 2008.
Llamas aren't funny.
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I'M A GINGER.
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Vote Placed by Subutai 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro FFed twice, and con had way superior (if not, for lack of a better word, more hilarious) arguments than pro did in his R2.
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