The Instigator
sweetbreeze
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The Contender
yay842
Con (against)
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Make the funniest story ever.

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after 4 votes the winner is...
sweetbreeze
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 9/7/2013 Category: Funny
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,026 times Debate No: 37478
Debate Rounds (2)
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sweetbreeze

Pro

Make the funniest story you can, starting with "I ate...". Round one for acceptance only. Here we go. :)
yay842

Con

Fair warning, I just farted. Good luck, and may the funniest story be ever in your favor.
Debate Round No. 1
sweetbreeze

Pro

(I thank opponent for wishing me "good luck". I would like to say "Good luck!" to my opponent. Let's say that this story debate doesn't have to make sense and doesn't have ti be true.)

I ate some curry, I farted out chilly. Boy, did that feel good. I picked up the chilly and I ate it. I WAS hot!!! I tried almost everything to get rid of the chilly taste; jelly, vegie curry, strawberries, apples, pineapples, pears, passionfruit, kivi, jackfruit, salt, sugar, taking deep breaths, but then, I found some milk. Without a moment to waste, I grabbed a glass and poured in some milk and drank it. Boy, did that feel good. And it got rid of the chilly taste too! Then, to celebrate, I invited my strawberry friends over for a party. The strawberries danced and sang. When the party was over, I ate them. They were delicious. I ate some beans, then I farted. No wonder why people said that beans make you fart...
yay842

Con

I ate... wait for it... NOTHING! That's right. I ate nothing like a boss. I usually don't eat lunch, but yeah, I ate nothing. I'm a winner! I'm a beast. I can eat nothing and run like a champion. I can feel the wind when I run! I can run 500 miles, and I will run 500 more! Just to be the man who walks 1000 miles to be coming to your house would be seriously weird. It doesn't matter when I get no adenine triphosphate, glucose chains, proteins, and carbohydrates with fat as my energy source to fuel my amazing, rock-hard body. Yes, I have a six-pack. I'm also a homo sapien. I'm just a regular human being but awesome!
Debate Round No. 2
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Vote Placed by KingDebater 3 years ago
KingDebater
sweetbreezeyay842Tied
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro's story contained good amounts of milk AND farting!
Vote Placed by STALIN 3 years ago
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sweetbreezeyay842Tied
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Reasons for voting decision: Con seems to have done a lot better. Really funny.
Vote Placed by WheezySquash8 3 years ago
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sweetbreezeyay842Tied
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Reasons for voting decision: Con seemed to have been feeding off the job the Pro used. He should've not said random things to like, "I just farted." It was close though!
Vote Placed by mikicat10 3 years ago
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sweetbreezeyay842Tied
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Reasons for voting decision: Hilarious Stories. Well done both of you, but Pro had a bit of a funnier story to Cons