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hopkinst
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SaveTheEarth
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Marisans are better than Plutonians

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Started: 2/23/2015 Category: Fashion
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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hopkinst

Pro

I will be arguing that marsians are better than plutonians
SaveTheEarth

Con

Yes... I accept
Debate Round No. 1
hopkinst

Pro

Alright so to begin. To quote John Smith, the most prestige Marsian scholar in English history, "...to see that the Marsian race is much more advanced in its aqueduct system than the Plutonian race is, showing that it is truly superior." Now, this is only one way that the Marsian race can be proven better, however, I will use it as an example. When one contemplates and studies these peculiar races, we find that their aqueduct systems are extremely vital to their survival. Because of the climates of Pluto and Mars, water must be in constant supply from the Gra"na in the soil. Harvesting these creatures and extracting their water is a vital process for these races' survival. The water is then sent through the aqueduct system, and to the various factories, where the water is made into steam and breathed in through the the creatures' pores. Now, the race with the better system obviously has a better chance at survival, and so they can be called the superior race in this aspect.

In addition, the Marsians clearly have a better military system. To reference the Bluptuk wars of 1346, the Marsians used their long-range catapults to fire their own slaves into the enemy atmosphere. These slaves had become so frozen on the way over that they were resistant enough to the friction of the atmosphere to pass to the surface. There, they would explode on impact, as we all know the highly compacted methane gas within the Marsian body is highly reactive and can blow with the slightest disturbance. This ingenious method led to many victories, and the eventual victory of 2003.

You're turn!
SaveTheEarth

Con

Ahh... But you forgot about the Pluto-Marstonian wars of 10937, which resulted in a decisive Aderlander victory. This only proves the might of the Plutonian empire!

To quote Plutonian scholar Barsooq Qabarovsq, "Plutonians are way better than Marisians."


Boom.
Debate Round No. 2
hopkinst

Pro

Well I can't f**king argue with that... so... I guess you win. Good job. And to quote no one (who was sane) ever: "Marsians and Plutonians exist."
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by Lee001 2 years ago
Lee001
Nah, I'm already owned. Thanks though.
Posted by hopkinst 2 years ago
hopkinst
They are a shadow in the wind, a breath in the grass, a motherf**king kickah that will kick yo a*s. A regal king of kings, a lord of the skies, a front runner playah that will cause yo demise.

Get owned.
Posted by Lee001 2 years ago
Lee001
Yea who is hopkinst?
Posted by npeterso2018 2 years ago
npeterso2018
Who even are you, hopkinst :D
Posted by hopkinst 2 years ago
hopkinst
Gwinsor. A truly masterful artist of the English language, twisting phrases into meaningful pictures of clarity and understanding. I make the poorest minds comprehend the most complicated of ideas *cough* SaveTheEarth and Ben12.
Posted by Lee001 2 years ago
Lee001
Then who's gwinsor?
Posted by SaveTheEarth 2 years ago
SaveTheEarth
gwinsor
Posted by Lee001 2 years ago
Lee001
Omg. Whos hopkinps then?
Posted by SaveTheEarth 2 years ago
SaveTheEarth
Ben12 is Jasperps
Posted by Lee001 2 years ago
Lee001
Omg really????? who is Jasperp's then?? is that you too?
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Vote Placed by lannan13 2 years ago
lannan13
hopkinstSaveTheEarthTied
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hopkinstSaveTheEarthTied
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Reasons for voting decision: I just... I don't even know.