Mauritius is not real.
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Why must you deny the existence of dear, beloved Mauritius?? It exists!!!11!!!! Look it up on teh Googles maps (Google Maps is the best #TruDatDoubleTru) or the quite reliable Wikipedia. I know some people who know people, and can you say the same? I didn't think so. That's cause you are a filthy non-believer scum, no offense. Seriously, please don't take offense. If I can quote one of my favorite quotes:
"""Mauritius Exists" -Bill Clinton" -Jesus" -Me right now
Checkmate, atheists. #GOML
Mauritius is a lie the government told you so you would be so busy memorizing its capital, you would not ask questions.
If Mauritius were real, it would suck
WHAT DO YA CALL THAT, MISTER? huh? HUH?? UMM??? MMHMMM???? YESSSS????????? OH YEAAAAA? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO??????OOOOOOOOOOOO?????OOO?????
You suck, Mississippi sucks, Alabama is my sweet home, bill Clinton sucks, and Mauritius sucks because it is not real.
You proved nothing, I proved I was right, I win.
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