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Sylux
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E-Pro
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13 Points

Metal lyrics competition.

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Started: 1/7/2010 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 7 years ago Status: Voting Period
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Sylux

Con

So here we basically just write lyrics that would fit into a heavy metal song.
In the first rounds, we will give each other topics to write about. I.e. I say you write about chicken, you say I write about roosters, and in round 2 we do it. The chorus must be about the topic, and at least 2 verses must be dedicated to the topic. The rest can be loosely relevant, or even slowly trailing off topic. If you do that, you must snap back into the topic two lines before the chorus. Otherwise, don't worry about it.

My topic for my opponent: rubber duckies.
E-Pro

Pro

I accept your challange and post your topic. I pray thee may be a powerful lyricist

Beef Soup
Debate Round No. 1
Sylux

Con

Chorus (2X): Beef stew! Beef stew!
Put in the broth and cow meat, heat it up and f*cking burn you!
Beef stew! Beef stew!
Pour the sludge into a bowl and put the protein in your mouth and chew!

From the depths of the abyss, directly from Hell's kitchen
From the place in flames, where it's ruling's death-ridden
Comes a gravy substance, a grave recipe
Designed to keep you in the bathroom and farting like a banshee

Your stomach is brewing, so unsettling
The pain and the wrenching is so agonizing
It's tearing you apart, leaving its brew in your stomach
Anguish settles in, and your becoming deathly sick

(Chorus 2X)

The hurt is so immense it is curdling you over
You've lost all control and He is now your new drover
You took your chances; the fate was in the stew
You took the great risk and now he's after you

Awaiting your future with baited breath
Anticipating anxiously what comes next
He doth not relent, and leaves you in torture
You'll soon find out when He comes forth as The Torcher

(Chorus 2X)

Your testicles are hurting
Your eyes begin to bulge
Your pulse is speeding up and in your pain He will indulge

Your testicles fall off
Your eyes pressurize and burst
You took in the poison and now forever you are cursed

You claw at your face
The pain is too great
For the self-release of your soul He stand and doth wait

He's laughing at you
You and your cries
It's time for you to go and now you mother f*cking die!

(Chorus 4X)
The stew was poison
And now you are dead
E-Pro

Pro

((In the style of Rhapsody of Fire))

((Female Voice))
Riding from the darkened sky
Our death comes to cry
With darkened powers of the night
Rubber duckies take FLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

((Male Voice))
The sky rains in red blood
Filling the world like a bath tub
The ducks will pillage and slaughter all
Until the day of man will fall

Fighting for generations
World filled with devestations
The viking warlords unite
For their retalliating strike

Prey. For. Mercy
Prey. For. Death
Prey. For. Mercy
Prey. For. Death

The two sides meet
Where their brethren retreat
For the final go

The hell spawn ducks
Shout "Your bad luck'
As the war begins again

The vikings raise their axes to the sky
Prey the valkyries do cry
For favor to their one last chance
To beat the devil in his dance

Swords. Clash
Thunder crash
The fighting did begin
Flames. Burn
Gore will churn
As the fights begin again

((Female Voice))
A maiden waits her grooms returnnnnnn
Her brother's funeral pyre burnnnnnnnns
Such loss of her's and her sister's tooooo
There was only one thing to do

((Male Voice))
The vikings march against the tide
The rubber ducks were riding high
It seemed the day of ends was near
((Female Voice))
When out of the skys did come
The key to the battles won
The valkyries did ride again

On pegasus back with axes raised
The vikings alive did praise
As the women, clad in their battle wear
Did begin the final scare

((Both))
Darkness falls
Against the light
But there is one
Final fight to fight

The Black Duck
King of the Underworld

((Male Voice))
From hellfire he came

((Female))
His mamoth size, like a mountain

((Male))
Eyes like burning rubies

((Female))
Feathers black like night

((Both))
Roar! Roar!
Battle rages
Roar! Roar!
The world stages
Shall never be the same again!

But who will prevail..?
Debate Round No. 2
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Posted by Sylux 7 years ago
Sylux
It SHOULD turn out to be even more amazing than this one.
Posted by E-Pro 7 years ago
E-Pro
There's a second one going on
Posted by Y_U_K_I 7 years ago
Y_U_K_I
This is truly amazing!
Posted by Sylux 7 years ago
Sylux
Mebbeh...
>_>
I respect you greatly, however. Your descriptions were truly epic!
Posted by E-Pro 7 years ago
E-Pro
You put up quite the fight. I hope to challange you again some day
Posted by Sylux 7 years ago
Sylux
Ahhhhh, ya beat meh.
Posted by E-Pro 7 years ago
E-Pro
And may the people decide
Posted by Sylux 7 years ago
Sylux
Face melted.
Posted by E-Pro 7 years ago
E-Pro
I've posted. Get ready to melt faces
Posted by Sylux 7 years ago
Sylux
Then shall you and I do something a bit more serious?
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