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Middle Earth Rap Battle

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Started: 5/12/2016 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 5 months ago Status: Post Voting Period
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The point of this debate, as a rap battle, it to produce the best lyrics from the standpoint of a single well-recognized character from the world of Middle Earth throughout the next 3 rounds.

Round 1: Acceptance (You will also state the character you are representing)
Round 2: Opening
Round 3: Rebuttal
Round 4: Conclusion

I will be Legolas for this rap battle.

Good luck and have fun!


I am Gandalf the White, next time when i tell you to run frickin' run fool!
Debate Round No. 1


Hot as Orlando in summer
Beautiful as a flower in Bloom
You can make fun of my feminine appearance all you like
But I'm about to drop you like Saruman on a spike

The golden leaves of Lothlorien can't compare
With my long luscious locks of hair
All the elvish maidens I do snare
My soft pale skin so fair

Oliphants I be trippin'
Elven mead I be sippin'
Spending my day triple arrows beheading orcs
My blades piercing goblins
Leaving my enemies in coffins


I may be more than 1000 years old
But i'm more powerful than you tenfold
I made a Balrog my btch simply by shouting

My blade is giant yet effortlessly i cleave off limbs
I'm cunning and crafty, i know some good friends
When you go with me i have a small army
Without me all middle earth would be history.

I'm the one and only the White
Divinely selected to lead the fight
I'm a boss slayer fear my might

I'm so tough i died and shook it off
I'm a great gust compared to you a cough
Debate Round No. 2


You can blow your smoke
but I'm blowing your mind
With my dope a$$ rhymes
While saving Mirkwood at the same time

Btch please I have lived for almost 3000 years
Unlike you no one would ever guess it
Just confess it
You're a wrinkly old hobo in a white dress
I'm a hero with a bow and athletic finesse

Let me use your watch
so I can tell how many times I will beat you
Floating like barrow-wight, stinging like, well, Sting
C'mon here let me show you-
Who's the real Lord of the Ring


You've got nothing after I saved your butt at the battle of Hornburg.
I also kicked a Balrog's kester on an iceberg.
Elves can kill a few orcs but in the end are nothing but a zurg.

An elvish "sword" is literally a dagger.
I have a 47 inch Glamdring and a staff that can
block a massive blow simply by my uttering.
I'd use your blade for bread buttering.
And your bowstring for floss.
You think you can beat me?
You could barely keep up with a half a man in kills!

You aren't a hero, your a footsoldier.
I'm an genius assassin compared to your dumbness like a boulder.

You can call for a buddy but can you summon an airstrike of eagles?
I inspired the destroyer of Mordor.
You can't take the heat of my house, you don't belong in a coridor.
Debate Round No. 3


You should be laughing at yourself
You're a joke of yesteryear
You're supposedly wise yet you can't predict anything
Why don't you go ahead and steal the Palantir

Old man you're like the Ghostbuster franchise
No one wanted you once, twice, or thrice
Yet every Gandalf comes back whiter
Kinda like Michael Jackson-
except a much worse lyric writer

I was one of the few elves left to stay
'Cuz that was all they needed to kick a$$
Killing Uruk-Hai without effort like a holiday
I can run across Middle Earth for days without tiring
While you're down in a mountain expiring

Compensating for something?
My main weapon is my longbow
With my sword as a killer combo
My bow kill enemies from yards away
Keeping my beauty out of the frey
You're still Gandalf the Gray
Who needs a convocation of eagles to always save the day


Icaneus Mithander, The White Rider
I travel the lands like a glider.
Renowned by all
Always there to respond to the call
All this you call "rhyme"
In reality is complete grime
You are nothing to the like of my kind
I've existed from the beginning of time

I'm Maia, elementarily a lesser god
At least until i had to face the Balrog
But wait a minute, i came back to life

Tolkien made me the LOTR equivalent of Jesus
Think anyone really wants to be an elf? Kids want to be us
I'm head to toe influence
When i come down on you all there is is suspense

Child, i'm so hard that the only way the ring can tempt me is to pressure me to do good.
And i have a troubling time believing that a man named "green leaf" is so hard...
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by Sam7411 5 months ago
I grant you my good luck
Posted by Sam7411 5 months ago
C'mon lets duel with words
Posted by Dragon_of_Christ 5 months ago

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Vote Placed by UtherPenguin 4 months ago
Who won the debate:Vote Checkmark-
Reasons for voting decision: Generally liked pros rhyme and rhythm, a structure to rhyming as opposed to fluid free verse, so I'd go with Pro.
Vote Placed by lannan13 4 months ago
Who won the debate:-Vote Checkmark
Reasons for voting decision: This was a tough debate which I have to vote per round. Round 2: Con wins. Round 3: Con wins. Round 4: Pro wins.