Middle Earth Rap Battle
Debate Rounds (4)
The point of this debate, as a rap battle, it to produce the best lyrics from the standpoint of a single well-recognized character from the world of Middle Earth throughout the next 3 rounds.
Round 1: Acceptance (You will also state the character you are representing)
Round 2: Opening
Round 3: Rebuttal
Round 4: Conclusion
I will be Legolas for this rap battle.
Good luck and have fun!
Beautiful as a flower in Bloom
You can make fun of my feminine appearance all you like
But I'm about to drop you like Saruman on a spike
The golden leaves of Lothlorien can't compare
With my long luscious locks of hair
All the elvish maidens I do snare
My soft pale skin so fair
Oliphants I be trippin'
Elven mead I be sippin'
Spending my day triple arrows beheading orcs
My blades piercing goblins
Leaving my enemies in coffins
But i'm more powerful than you tenfold
I made a Balrog my btch simply by shouting
My blade is giant yet effortlessly i cleave off limbs
I'm cunning and crafty, i know some good friends
When you go with me i have a small army
Without me all middle earth would be history.
I'm the one and only the White
Divinely selected to lead the fight
I'm a boss slayer fear my might
I'm so tough i died and shook it off
I'm a great gust compared to you a cough
but I'm blowing your mind
With my dope a$$ rhymes
While saving Mirkwood at the same time
Btch please I have lived for almost 3000 years
Unlike you no one would ever guess it
Just confess it
You're a wrinkly old hobo in a white dress
I'm a hero with a bow and athletic finesse
Let me use your watch
so I can tell how many times I will beat you
Floating like barrow-wight, stinging like, well, Sting
C'mon here let me show you-
Who's the real Lord of the Ring
You've got nothing after I saved your butt at the battle of Hornburg.
I also kicked a Balrog's kester on an iceberg.
Elves can kill a few orcs but in the end are nothing but a zurg.
An elvish "sword" is literally a dagger.
I have a 47 inch Glamdring and a staff that can
block a massive blow simply by my uttering.
I'd use your blade for bread buttering.
And your bowstring for floss.
You think you can beat me?
You could barely keep up with a half a man in kills!
You aren't a hero, your a footsoldier.
I'm an genius assassin compared to your dumbness like a boulder.
You can call for a buddy but can you summon an airstrike of eagles?
I inspired the destroyer of Mordor.
You can't take the heat of my house, you don't belong in a coridor.
You're a joke of yesteryear
You're supposedly wise yet you can't predict anything
Why don't you go ahead and steal the Palantir
Old man you're like the Ghostbuster franchise
No one wanted you once, twice, or thrice
Yet every Gandalf comes back whiter
Kinda like Michael Jackson-
except a much worse lyric writer
I was one of the few elves left to stay
'Cuz that was all they needed to kick a$$
Killing Uruk-Hai without effort like a holiday
I can run across Middle Earth for days without tiring
While you're down in a mountain expiring
Compensating for something?
My main weapon is my longbow
With my sword as a killer combo
My bow kill enemies from yards away
Keeping my beauty out of the frey
You're still Gandalf the Gray
Who needs a convocation of eagles to always save the day
I travel the lands like a glider.
Renowned by all
Always there to respond to the call
All this you call "rhyme"
In reality is complete grime
You are nothing to the like of my kind
I've existed from the beginning of time
I'm Maia, elementarily a lesser god
At least until i had to face the Balrog
But wait a minute, i came back to life
Tolkien made me the LOTR equivalent of Jesus
Think anyone really wants to be an elf? Kids want to be us
I'm head to toe influence
When i come down on you all there is is suspense
Child, i'm so hard that the only way the ring can tempt me is to pressure me to do good.
And i have a troubling time believing that a man named "green leaf" is so hard...
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Vote Placed by UtherPenguin 8 months ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Generally liked pros rhyme and rhythm, a structure to rhyming as opposed to fluid free verse, so I'd go with Pro.
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