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Monster Rap

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Started: 6/20/2012 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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The monster rappers of the site. Rapping.


I'm sure you have all been waiting for this. Well, it finally happened.

May lyricism prevail.



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Debate Round No. 1


Just, just, give me a minute to spit my immaculate raps
Fantastic, just attacking, mack the beat, shiit, never slacking
Kill half the drink, lips smacking, bass slapping, hats clapping
Cut the crap and, release a poetic track, opponent fall back
Before your eyes, it’s Ren, the illest cat to fall on a track
And, oh my, it’s Oryus, yes, your style might be fire, sis
But I’m enough water to cause you to need dialysis
So, get some Depends before you soak your baggy pants with piiss
Have your atheist asss screaming for Jesus Christmas
Appear at mass with a list of wishes, the least of which is
Silence Ren before this shiit really gets vicious
With ridiculous rhythmics so thick with genius it’s viscous
Before this battle is though, you’ll be spitting blood mixed with mucous
Two punches, you’re through, puke once your gut meet my fistses
You’re a lightweight, even gravity won’t fvck with biitches
And the lacerations I give won’t even close up with stitches
So, your next hit better be better than the Hitler of Witches
Or your quick death will get me too much attention from snitches



Beat courtesy of Cypress Hill. ^_^

You're like smug Bugs Bunny, honey,
uttering dishonestly some falsities
regarding your supremacy in all of these
battles. Baby babble. Crazy blabber.
I'll leave you wanting more of me,
so respect my authority as I correct your poor ditty.
Here's the list so listen up.
One. You need to recognize that I am the top notch.
Two. You need to realize that you are crotch rot.
Three. Proofread because the first draft had lots botched.
Four, five, six, and seven
Require more time spent on gettin
closer to the toon I'm levelin
called Oryus: cruel Paladin.
Droppin DPS on a mage, PDQ.
Concocting catalysts for nerd rage- speedy too.
Don't try to Conjure Refreshments.
I won't revive you with Redemption.
Go put on your armored vestments
for your placement on the pavements
coming sudden from my statements.
You're not a great man.
You just demonstrate that when
a King dies, a Queen flies.
Just call me Elizabeth.
I'll receive my high and mighty prize
and you'll just have to live with it.
Four more morsels for you Ren- pay attention
I finish your position as the DDO rap champion.
I dish it out old school like our dear vice prez innomen.
I'm mixin up my flow like Freedos Big Ish opinions.
So start fixing up your scripts because this bitch is winnin.
Debate Round No. 2


I'll take my point hits -- I can't record this verse kids,
My computer is being a biitch, so here it is in script:

Other biitches mighta quit it, too scared to see me win it
Reconsidering ever letting spit escape their lips
Yellow bastids, my quips are vicious, monster grip
Undulate as you’re killed softly by my incredible wit
Still you stand there, and it’s just not fair, an unmoving target
Grinning as I aim at this pigeon’s gullet, right through your mullet
Engage and pull it, you were done before the first verse posted
Toasted like Subway getting back at Quiznos, case closed
Slayed slow, popped your bubble like the underdog at a staged show
Killer flow, teeth like bullets, tongue so energized, it may glow
Iller than pandemics, man, so after this, you may way to lay low
Lying if you think you can match this with your gay flow
Lack skills, you lack punches, in fact, your hair looks weed wacked
Eat that, and when you get back, put on some blush and wear a hat
Deceased as this verse is released by the undefeated daddy mack



Eh, I've been super sick this week so his text round was a blessing in disguise. I wouldn't have been able to make a video anyway so don't count it against him.

I'm turning verse organized just like astute librarians,
Spurning perverse lies about all my acute summations.
This is the tale of a guy who thought he was a champion
His story ended by Ory: New Yorker beaten by a Kansan.
All along the way she knew that it was pre-determined
To be her win. Failure prescribed for Ren like medicine.
She also grinned. Voters know which rhymer they'll defend:
Oryus Quite Intelligent. They're quick to comprehend
Ren's negligence, inclined to vocalize she's ended him.
Even a kid with nursery rhymes could step to Ren.
No neat organization, he just has threats of violence.
He's all bark, no bite. Flexin juiced muscles, no might.
All tied up in ego with no real flow but my writings quite right.
He's makin me go l.m.a.o. with some dupers delight,
All giddy with my winning of this rigged knife fight.
Heartless wounding and removing of the source of the spite
A Lorena Bobbitt who saw it, got it, and gave a nice slice.
Debate Round No. 3


This time, it shall be audio, hehe:

I flip facts like derivatives, expletives

Lining my genius quips, shiit, I’m excellent

No sentiments for lesser men, and speaking of lesser men

You’re lesser than most of simpletons I’ve done in

For Ren, winning is a given, I’m gifted with spittin

The lyrical tapestry I’ve woven is as tight as linen

You’re not tight like jean shirts, attempting to fit in

And my jaw is made of granite, so tie up your mittens

Or this little kitten will by smitten by simply swingin

I’ve been word slinging since birth, bringing

Defeat to every tender meat I meet, WoW kids call me leet

I dps to impress so every nerd girl healer skeet’s

I kill kids causally, in rhymes or actuality

Or an MMORPG, please, you never really wanna meet me

But you beg for it, and I can’t ignore it, in fact I adore it

Live for it, so you wanna challenge the best?

Go for it



Beat courtesy of Die Antwoord

It’s inaccurate to call your raps immaculate
while I’m just attackin it not unlike the Captain Starbuck hits
all the twits with grit to blitz the B.G. ship.
My magic tricks equipped with slick and rhythmic bits to finish weak limericks.
Got no spare minutes for half-witted sh*t.
Tried to listen but then I found that I got sick of it.
Please seek to keep these skeet spiels discreetly unexpressed.
No one desires a liar in denial with myths of breast conquest.
No smitten kitten here. Just admit Ren’s been bested, dear.
Rip that tapestry up with shears. Reveal Ren’s rusty writing gears.
You’re defeating tender meats? I’m dethroning preceding Kings.
Watch your retreating feet concede, condoning my impending lead.
Guilty of ganking. Giving Ren baby a spanking.
Flanking and shanking him because I’m clearly greatly outranking him.
-that's f*cked up-
My lyrics are Egyptian cotton to your rotten textile.
You tried to rebut but got caught up in my high profile style.
You’re slackin it, not mackin it. I’m frackin’ paybackin’ it.
You’re bushwhackin just like mizzou. While I give voice to “muck fizzou,”
you’re soundin blasted booming, “what da f*ck are you gonna do”
Maybe it’s time to retire cause it seems you need a new pursuit.

Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by Oryus 4 years ago
lol you do have some pretty sweet rhymes invino, much to your dismay ;)
Posted by Maikuru 4 years ago
This battle was just ridiculous. The last round alone was better than entire rap battle debates. I'm going to have to listen to this whole thing again before voting but I'm definitely promoting this on the recommended debates thread.
Posted by SarcasticIndeed 4 years ago
Oh, nice, WoW players. Lol, Rogues are annoying, and totally anti-hunter. Backstabbers, rofl
Posted by Oryus 4 years ago
lol Seriously though.. rogues are often annoyingly awesome in pvp. Yer crazy.
Posted by bossyburrito 4 years ago
*Hides from the whip*
Posted by Oryus 4 years ago
Bossy, wow pvp was the best part of it. You're an embarrassment.
Posted by bossyburrito 4 years ago
I felt that WoW PVP sucked. Then again, I was massively outgeared and outskilled. I was the type of rogue that didn't use backstab because it would mean that I would have to put my mount on a different hotbar...
Posted by Oryus 4 years ago
haa thanks. :P

I did a lot of pvp... but no pvp server.
Posted by Ren 4 years ago
...I am PvP, 100%, btw.
Posted by Ren 4 years ago
Lolol, daaaaamn, that was nasty. This is kinder exciting. :3
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Vote Placed by InVinoVeritas 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Both of ya'll be whack DDO rhymers. InVinoVeritas has the best punchlines out there, yo.
Vote Placed by Maikuru 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: The first two rounds were very difficult to judge. I preferred Ren's aggressiveness and disses; the sheer volume of attacks were great and the weed wacked line made me laugh out loud. At the same time, Oryus' lyrics were a bit more clever and had a more natural flow. The edge went to Con in R3. Pro's round was great but I wanted more. Con wrapped things up nicely with her best disses of the debate, a superior flow, and nice variety in her rhymes. 3-2 to Con.