The Instigator
Pitbull15
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4 Points
The Contender
LaurieHouse
Con (against)
Losing
0 Points

Morgan Freeman renders your argument invalid. Therefore, you must die.

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Pitbull15
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 3/12/2014 Category: Funny
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Pitbull15

Pro

Hello! In this debate, I will explain to my opponent and convince him/her that our lord, savior, and divine narrator of our lives, Morgan Freeman, renders all arguments useless and everyone against him must die.

First round for acceptance.
LaurieHouse

Con

I accept.
Debate Round No. 1
Pitbull15

Pro

Before I start, I want to clarify two things:

1.) Morgan Freeman is obviously supernatural.

I mean, look at this real picture of him. How can you deny he is clearly supernatural?

http://www.failauthority.com...

2.) Anything supernatural is worthy of worship or else we will be killed, right? So it only makes sense to worship him. So therefore, we must worship this divine being that we do not understand or else we will all likely die for whatever reason.

So anyway....

http://ts4.mm.bing.net...
LaurieHouse

Con

LaurieHouse forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
Pitbull15

Pro

Hail Morgan Freeman. Extend my arguments.
LaurieHouse

Con

LaurieHouse forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
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Vote Placed by Geogeer 2 years ago
Geogeer
Pitbull15LaurieHouseTied
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Reasons for voting decision: Con forfeited.