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corey561
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tennis47
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Losing
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Most Offensive Jokes

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corey561
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 1/16/2013 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (10)
Votes (3)

 

corey561

Pro

The first round will be the acceptance. In rounds 2-5, we will go at it with the most offensive jokes we can think of. Good luck!
tennis47

Con

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ;)
Debate Round No. 1
corey561

Pro

What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart?
She just called them by their last names.
tennis47

Con

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?
One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

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The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives go shopping one day to a big department store. While they are there a fire breaks out. Everyone in the store is killed, including the three women. Their husbands are summoned to the local police station where a policewoman breaks the news to them: "I'm afraid sirs, that we believe your wives were killed in the fire at the department store. However the fire was so intense we cannot identify the bodies. Only their handbags survived the blaze. Can you identify your wives' handbags from these three found in the store?"
The three men all look at the handbags and each one is able to identify one of the handbags as belonging to his wife. With all handbags accounted for the policewoman leaves the men to deal with their grief in peace. The three men sit in silence for a while, then the Englishman opens his wife's handbag and rummages through the contents, finally pulling out a half-empty packet of cigarettes and says "All these years married and I never knew the old girl smoked."
The Scotsman looks into his wife's handbag and pulls out a half-empty bottle of scotch. "Jings, I knew her all that time an ah didnae ken ma missus drank."
The Irishman empties his wife's handbag onto the floor, looks through the contents and picks up a half empty packet of condoms. "'Saints preserve us! All dese years an oi never knew me wife was a man."
Debate Round No. 2
corey561

Pro

A white boy, jimmy, and a black boy, jamal, are in the same kindergarten class. One day the teacher asks them to recite the alphabet. Jimmy goes first and gets through it perfectly. Jamal goes next, gets to h, stumbles and can't finish. That night, Jamal asks his mom why jimmy could recite the abc's and he couldn't. His mom responds with "that's because jimmy is white and you are black." The next day, the teacher asks them to count to 10. Jimmy again goes first and gets through it perfectly. Jamal goes second, gets to 4, stumbles and can't finish. That night, Jamal asks his mom why jimmy could count to 10 and he couldn't. His moms response was the same, " because he is white and you are black." The next day, while in the bathroom, Jamal catches a glimpse of Jimmy's penis. That night he asks his mother, "today I was in the bathroom and saw Jimmy's penis and mine was much bigger than his. Is that because I'm black and he's white?" Jamal's mother responds with, "no Jamal, that's because you are 18 and he is 5."
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What's the difference between a pimple and a priest?
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A pimple at least waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
tennis47

Con

Q. What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?
A. One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

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Q. Why wasn't Jesus born in Essex, England?
A. Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin!
Debate Round No. 3
corey561

Pro

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food?"
"No..."
"Neither have they!"
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Q: What's better than winning a silver medal in the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded.
tennis47

Con

Q: Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois?

A: On the first offense they give you Bears tickets, and on the second offense, they make you use them.
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A blonde says to her doctor, "Each time I try to sip my coffee, my eye hurts."

The doctor says, "Maybe you should take the stirrer out of the cup."
Debate Round No. 4
corey561

Pro

There was an apartment building with three stories: a black family lived on the first floor, a hispanic family lived on the second, and a white family lived on the top. One day the building catches fire, which family survived?
The white family: the parents were at work and the kids were at school.
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How do you blindfold a Chinese person?

Floss.
tennis47

Con

An alien walked into a shop and told the owner that he came from Mars and wanted to buy a brain for research.
'How much is this one?' he asked. 'Well that one is a monkey brain and it's $20,' he explained.
'How much is that one?' he asked 'Well that one is a female brain and its $100.' he explained.
'And how much is that one?' he asked. 'That one is a male's brain and it is $500' he explained.
'Why so expensive?' the alien asked. 'Well it has hardly been used!'
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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.

Q: How does a blonde confuse you?

A: She comes out and says she did.

This was fun!
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by Noswad63 3 years ago
Noswad63
What do you call a black person with one leg?
S**t on a stick.

No offense meant just a meaningless joke.
Posted by Mrjsrf123 4 years ago
Mrjsrf123
A Jew walks up to a black man. The Jew says, "Aren't you supposed to be in jail?" The black man says, "Aren't you supposed to be in a gas chamber?"
Posted by malcolmxy 4 years ago
malcolmxy
Q: What's the best part about sex with 23-year-olds?

A: There's twenty of them.
Posted by Nonyabusiness 4 years ago
Nonyabusiness
No Offense to Mexicans.
Why do you think Mexicans think they own the place?
Because their dad built it and their mom cleaned it.
Posted by Nonyabusiness 4 years ago
Nonyabusiness
@OrtingWa Want to hear a joke? What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A woman won't accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
Posted by thigner 4 years ago
thigner
funny.
Posted by american5 4 years ago
american5
Auto yes their are plenty try to make it through an episode of the chappelle show hard I know but you'll hear some
Posted by OrtingWa 4 years ago
OrtingWa
want to hear a funny joke?

Womens rights
Posted by autodidact 4 years ago
autodidact
as a white guy i do wonder are their any white people joke?
Posted by THEVIRUS 4 years ago
THEVIRUS
What's the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of crap?

The bucket.
-No offense, Mexicans
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Vote Placed by imabench 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: pro ran away with this one
Vote Placed by wolfman4711 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I like jokes and I think Corey's were much more offensive and funny.
Vote Placed by MochaShakaKhan 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: This was close. Both sides gave me a good laugh, but this joke ""'Saints preserve us! All dese years an oi never knew me wife was a man."" got the most laughs from me, so I give con the win.