The Instigator
FrackJack
Pro (for)
Winning
20 Points
The Contender
G131994
Con (against)
Losing
0 Points

Most offensive funny joke.

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after 4 votes the winner is...
FrackJack
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 4/17/2013 Category: Arts
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,861 times Debate No: 32607
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (5)
Votes (4)

 

FrackJack

Pro

7 point win to who had the funniest joke.
7 point loss if one forfeits.

Con starts R1, but doesn't make one in the last round.

GO!
G131994

Con

A woman brings eight year old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight year-old daughter.

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."

"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her f..king appendix out!"
Debate Round No. 1
FrackJack

Pro

Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids?

It never gets old.
G131994

Con

Why don't black people go on cruises?

They're not falling for that one again.
Debate Round No. 2
FrackJack

Pro

What's the most important lesson learned from the election of Barack Obama?


No matter how powerful a black becomes, he still lives in government housing.
G131994

Con

What's white on top and black on bottom?

Society.
Debate Round No. 3
FrackJack

Pro

whats the most confusing day in harlem? fathers day.
G131994

Con

The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.

One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick sh%t... How about yourself?"

The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some cunt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."
Debate Round No. 4
FrackJack

Pro

Here is a long(but good!) one.

A couple is about to have a baby and the doctor ask the father, "We have a new machine that allows to pass 50% of the pain of childbirth to the father. Would you like to give it a shot?" The couple smiles at each other and he agrees to use it. "Okay", says the doctor, "it's powered at 10%, do you feel anything?" He felt nothing. "Alright, 20%!" Again he felt nothing. 30 and 40 percent and he still felt nothing. They increased it to 70, 80, and finally the doctor got frustrated and increased to full power. The wife felt no pain and the child was born healthy. When they arrived home from the hospital, they were surprised to find the dead corpse of their mailman, on their front lawn, covered in a pool of his vomit.
G131994

Con

Good debate :L
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by Victorian 3 years ago
Victorian
I must congratulate both Pro and Con for their beautiful contributions Well done.
Posted by elvroin_vonn_trazem 3 years ago
elvroin_vonn_trazem
This one can be found on the Web if you search for "world's funniest joke":

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
Posted by narmak 4 years ago
narmak
What do you have when 5 million americans are at the bottom of the sea.. A good start
Posted by FrackJack 4 years ago
FrackJack
Any.
Posted by G131994 4 years ago
G131994
Does it have to be your own or any ?
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Vote Placed by jdog2016 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: FUNNY!!
Vote Placed by TN05 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Good show! Con's Round 2 joke was probably the best, but Pro gets my vote because all of his jokes were funny.
Vote Placed by Gondun 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Well done, both of you. I definitely laughed here.
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro's round three was clever, and at his round four I literally lol'd.