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MilitaryAtheist
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Winning
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The Contender
imabench
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Losing
9 Points

Most offensive joke debate.

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after 6 votes the winner is...
MilitaryAtheist
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 8/12/2012 Category: Economics
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,710 times Debate No: 25116
Debate Rounds (3)
Comments (6)
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MilitaryAtheist

Pro

On balance, who has the funnier jokes. FT, can start.
imabench

Con

The goal of the debate is to tell funny offensive jokes, not just offensive jokes.

Ill go first then

"Why are black guys's eyes so red after sex?

From all the pepper-spray!"
Debate Round No. 1
MilitaryAtheist

Pro

"What's the most positive thing in the ghetto?

HIV."
imabench

Con

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because White people killed the one black guy who actually had a dream
Debate Round No. 2
MilitaryAtheist

Pro

I will post two jokes this time to even out the number of jokes.

Do you how to start an Ethiopian rave? Stick some food on the ceiling.
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What dont want to call a black person that begins with 'n' and ends with 'r'?

Neighbor.
imabench

Con

Whats worse then a cat stuck in a tree?
Two cats stuck in a tree.
Whats worse then two cats stuck in a tree?
The Holocaust
Whats worse then the holocaust?
Three cats stuck in a tree

Thanks for reading, hoped you got a good laugh :D
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by THEVIRUS 4 years ago
THEVIRUS
What do you do when you see a Mexican bleeding on your front lawn?

Stop laughing and reload.
-No offense mexicans
Posted by MilitaryAtheist 4 years ago
MilitaryAtheist
Ima got that right.
Posted by imabench 4 years ago
imabench
Clearly you have no sense of humor
Posted by Diqiucun_Cunmin 4 years ago
Diqiucun_Cunmin
None of the jokes are funny. They're just offensive.
Posted by blackhawk1331 4 years ago
blackhawk1331
I'll do it for most offensive. Sure I can find a really good one.
Posted by bencbartlett 4 years ago
bencbartlett
So is this for most offensive or funniest jokes?
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Vote Placed by Travniki 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: RFD: "What dont want to call a black person that begins with 'n' and ends with 'r'? Neighbor."
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Reasons for voting decision: 2-1 goes to con.....
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro's spelling/grammar was atrocious but the Ethiopian joke was the only one that legitimately made me laugh out loud. That was hilarious :)
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Reasons for voting decision: Lol
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Reasons for voting decision: R1, goes to con, as pro had no joke. R2 goes to pro, as it was incredibly witty and offensive, and made me roflmao. R3 goes to pro because the joke was funny, and made sense with the ethiopian rave. I don't think I got Con's final Joke... I'll think about it. 2 points to pro, 1 to con.
Vote Placed by InVinoVeritas 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro had typos, but his Ethiopian rave joke produced some hilarious imagery.