The Instigator
InVinoVeritas
Pro (for)
Losing
3 Points
The Contender
emospongebob527
Con (against)
Winning
11 Points

My milkshakes are better than yours

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Post Voting Period
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after 3 votes the winner is...
emospongebob527
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 11/21/2012 Category: Philosophy
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,049 times Debate No: 27406
Debate Rounds (4)
Comments (2)
Votes (3)

 

InVinoVeritas

Pro

I will be arguing that my milkshakes are better than Con's. Moreover, let it be known that my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. Whether or not my opponent's milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard may be a matter of contention.

The first round will be for acceptance.

I look forward to a fruitful debate.

Thank you.
emospongebob527

Con

I accept.


May I presuppose some definitions.

milkshake- thoroughly shaken or blended drink made of milk, a flavoring syrup, and often ice cream. http://www.merriam-webster.com...



Debate Round No. 1
InVinoVeritas

Pro

1.
"I know you want it,

The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time"

Let it be known that the guys go crazy for it.

2.
I read recipes on foodnetwork.com. I am good at making milk shakes.


emospongebob527

Con

Addressing Point 1-


Doesn't mean your milkshakes are better than mine.


I can conclude that those men were probably blind, deaf, mute virgins who like watermelon in their ice cream. Therefore I am a dog. Go Sparta. I win cos I better.


Addressing Point 2-

You probably whack off to those recipes you idiotic troll, you can't possibly win this debate because I pay the voters to have sex with me and I make a mean tuna casserole with barbeque sauce and KFC chicken, I once invited Chicken and Koopin to a dinner party, they plucked out their feathers and had wild sex with my TV dinner, I was pissed.


My Case-

Here's good, hard, long, sticky, painful photographic evidence that my milkshakes are superior to this guy with his pink hat and lousy persona;










See, I win cause those are pictures of me and my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Debate Round No. 2
InVinoVeritas

Pro

InVinoVeritas forfeited this round.
emospongebob527

Con

Unfortunate that Invino couldn't post, it's been fun.
Debate Round No. 3
InVinoVeritas

Pro

Final exams suck.
emospongebob527

Con

Suck down those milkshakes like Invino's exams.
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by InVinoVeritas 4 years ago
InVinoVeritas
I can teach you, but I'll have to charge.
Posted by Heineken 4 years ago
Heineken
Damn right, but you have to charge.
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Vote Placed by The_Master_Riddler 4 years ago
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Vote Placed by One_Winged_Rook 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro has made it very clear.... his milkshakes bring ALL the boys to the yard, and like... it better than yours
Vote Placed by Ron-Paul 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro didn't really present any arguments.