The Instigator
buckIPDA
Pro (for)
Winning
22 Points
The Contender
smash
Con (against)
Losing
0 Points

Nutella is the only reason to live

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after 6 votes the winner is...
buckIPDA
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 8/1/2012 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 5 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 2,141 times Debate No: 24950
Debate Rounds (4)
Comments (8)
Votes (6)

 

buckIPDA

Pro

First round is for acceptance only. Unless you want to share a funny video. That's cool, funny videos are awesome! Here's mine ->

Oh Nicki, eating bags of children isn't nice.
smash

Con

Troll. But not Trollolololol.

This was a poorly executed troll and it is my job as a pro to put you in your place noob.
I accept. But you will one day beg I hadn't.
Debate Round No. 1
buckIPDA

Pro

= Opening =
Dude, you totally reminded me of this one time I was at the doctor's office and I had to get some surgery!

I was deathly ill with a super-rare disease that affects one in ever 14 trillion people, it was called Phantom onychositis. Or, the inflammation of a toenail that isn't really there. I was prepped for surgery when a nursed came in with a meal tray. Naturally the doctor began to berate her for interrupting a surgery, especially one so delicate as mine - in her obvious guilt the nurse hit the edge of the tray sending it's contents flying across the room.

As a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich flew through the air, it hit me in the head and I died.

My funeral was swift but as the preacher spoke, he iterated how I might have survived the fatal sandwich had it been filled with Nutella instead of PB&J.

= Framework =
Observation 1: These words are written in english.

Observation 2: You totally can't lick your elbow. And no, touching your tongue and then your elbow does not count.

Observation 3: My opponent lives in Nashville, or so his profile claims of the time I post this, thus he must know Talyor Swift. Dude, you should totally get me an autograph!

= Arguments =

1. Nutella saves lives-

a. Hard evidence already presented-
Dude, I told you; I died because my nurse brought me a PB&J sammich instead of Nutella one!

b. Empirical data points to this conclusion-
My Mom told me that Nutella saves lives, so I believe her. What? Are you calling my mom a liar? jerk.

2. Animals love the stuff-

a. this cute squirrel-
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net...

b. THIS cute squirrel
http://24.media.tumblr.com...

3. The stuff is freaking cool-

a. Pietro Ferrero; And Italian Willy Wonka-
From Cracked.com [1] "Ferrero SpA (the Chocolate Factory) has been described as "one of the world's most secretive firms," making Ferrero himself like an Italian Willy Wonka." "Chocolate was being rationed during World War II, because we all know how much those Nazis love their chocolate, so Pietro used Hazelnuts which were plentiful and cheaper as an alternative, no one complained."

b. Nutella is healthy!

Nutella is Kosher, Gluten free, contains no peanuts and is marketed as a breakfast food! Everyone knows that all breakfast foods are super healthy, like Ihop's[2] Big Steak Omelette! With 1210 calories, you'll barely have to eat anything else that day, how convenient!
And wit just a few handfuls of Nutella on it, it'l be even better for you!

= Closing =

Later y'all! I'm boutsta take a spoon to this magical jar of nutella sittin in front of me.

= Evidence =
[1] http://www.cracked.com...
[2] http://www.ihop.com...
Debate Round No. 2
buckIPDA

Pro

Well this is very unfortunate.

I'm sad to say that it would appear my opponent does not understand the difference between a joke debate, and being a troll.

I'm just disappointed, this debate has been ruined.
smash

Con

Oh yeah people were gonna miss SOOOOO much from this. It wasnt even funny in the first place. The video was mildly entertaining, at best. The story about the sandwich was dull, and I didnt find your other "arguments" to be that entertaining either. I did purposefully torpedo this debate because it was pointless.

I have no regrets.
Debate Round No. 3
buckIPDA

Pro

Oh well.
I guess at this point It would be alright to ask for the vote.

= Voters or whatever=
Conduct-
My opponent ruined this debate, and insulted me.

Spelling/Grammar-
Whatever.

Arguments-
Well all my opponent said was "No."
I guess that's a concession?

Sources-
The squirrels. Squirrels!

Anyway have some GloZell.
smash

Con

People reading this, I implore you not to vote on this at ALL. It was frankly a waste of 5 minutes for my life, and judging by the size of my opponents arguments (only in the technical sense), a waste of about 15 minutes of his. My opponent listed reasons why he should get votes however, I will tell you that even clicking on those bubbles is a waste of your time. This debate was a farce and not worth any of the effort that went into it. Get out now while you still have the chance.

My opponent also said he was insulted by my statements. I did not attack him, rather his poor attempt at humor. I have no hard feelings toward him personally, and I do not question his character in anyway. I am sorry if I hurt his feelings, but I stand by what I said in round 3. Well there just went the 7th minute I've wasted on this debate, and I'd rather not make it eight.
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by TUF 5 years ago
TUF
Lol that video is funny. I did the cinnamon challenge in a "dare" debate with socialpinko. I think people over exaggerate. It's really not that bad.

Here I am getting distracted...
Posted by Wallstreetatheist 5 years ago
Wallstreetatheist
42* FAILpoops
Posted by Wallstreetatheist 5 years ago
Wallstreetatheist
Fun fact: an anagram of Nutella is 43.
Posted by Wallstreetatheist 5 years ago
Wallstreetatheist
It's clear: the only reason to live is Nutella.
Posted by WMdebate 5 years ago
WMdebate
Harsh!
Posted by smash 5 years ago
smash
Do not vote. This will encourage this troll.
Posted by buckIPDA 5 years ago
buckIPDA
TUF, I don't believe you understand.

This is very srsbsns.
Posted by TUF 5 years ago
TUF
Hello Orange doing a troll debate!? *Gasps*
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Vote Placed by TUF 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro was insulted and defamed and censured and verbally-raped by Con who was a fuckhead. Pro had impeccable spelling and grammar, Con had some grammatical mistakes and orthographical errors because he's a fuckhead. Pro had arguments, Con was a fuckhead. Pro had sources, Con was a fuckhead.
Vote Placed by Contra 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con didn't make a real case. True thing is that nutella isn't that good. Mini-wheats cereal is much better, though Nutella can be good. However, Pro said that it is impossible to lick your elbow, which is not true, I can.
Vote Placed by Chelicerae 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Conduct to Pro because Con didn't argue. Arguments for the same reason.
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Reasons for voting decision: Con made no refutations at all regarding Pro's position.
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Reasons for voting decision: While this debate may have been mostly just a joke, Con did not actually debate the subject of the debate at all. Con also did not have to accept a debate subject he didn't wish to debate, so conduct to pro.