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Jedi4
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Badman
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On balance: This treehouse which is made of wood would state: Baby football is morally justified

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Started: 9/17/2014 Category: People
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Jedi4

Pro

Baby football is using babies as footballs. Living babies lik kiciking them and playing tackle or touch football and sh1t with them as the ball.

Me and my mates played it this afternoon we got talking and we relized its moral.

First round for accept.
Badman

Con

I accept.
Debate Round No. 1
Jedi4

Pro

Sooooo this afternoon after me and my mates were givin each other brojobs we decided to play agame. We sat and consider the morality of using a baby as a football. Consesnsus was its moral. We broguh in some bros from ukrane and gave them brojobs then we got them to join it. SOoooo fun.

Cozy Cocoon Football Baby Bunting Set

Course the baby was a bloody mess afterwards, but still fun.

The LOng term
Argument one: Evolution


Using babies as footballs will evolve the babies to be something greater. Like this little guy



This kid can lift 5 times his own weight? Why, Because he's f*cking boss. These babies will get steel skin and strong arms and they will evolve to be tough. This will create a super race(ubermench) of our children. They will be like this




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Sh1t, these kids mean busness. Im kinda scared to run into one of these guy. Baby football will create a race of bada$$es.

War

With a race of bada$$ babies they will grow up to be ubermensh aduilts. The world will have super soilders. Just like the development of nueclar weapons causes nations to not fight each other because everyone a scared of getting nuked, they realize we should fight because evryone is a bada$$. This will cause there to be world peace. For the rest of youmanity we will have peace. Artists have created what the world would look like if this happened



Amazin.



The short term

It will solve the econommy problems because no one is spending money on kids. With all the money being raised by the IBFL (international baby football leage) WE will make a tons of monies to fix the worlds economy. Everybody will have tons of money to help the living more than we help the babies. Its for the greater good "ALL: THE GREATER GOOD"

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We will live in a utopia. Of a good economy.


Also no one will have to worry about getting prego because they will get money for selling the babies to the Internanal football leage.

Overpopulation is becoming a problem. Using babies as footballs will keep the population stable, which will increase ecnomic growth and productivyt It is for the greater good "ALL: THE GREATER GOOD"



So what are you wating for? Kick a baby!
Badman

Con

Badman forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
Jedi4

Pro

Jedi4 forfeited this round.
Badman

Con

Badman forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
Jedi4

Pro

Sheeeeeeeeeit.
Badman

Con

Badman forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
1 comment has been posted on this debate.
Posted by Jonbonbon 3 years ago
Jonbonbon
That was beautiful.

RM's gonna have a hard time refuting that.
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