The Instigator
Sylux
Pro (for)
Winning
42 Points
The Contender
twsurber
Con (against)
Losing
7 Points

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Started: 12/15/2009 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 7 years ago Status: Voting Period
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Sylux

Pro

So what you (opponent) will do here is create a rap and try to make it hilarious, whether it be about how white and nerdy you are or how much you fail at being hood/gangsta', try and make people laugh as much as you can.
I'll start.

Hello guys, how are you? I hope you are well.
My life is going along just fine; things are pretty swell.
I picked the pro side because I'm so positive;
Don't worry if your grades are low, I can help you get a 110!
My mind is at ease because my schoolwork is done,
And I find Trigonometry problems to be pretty fun.
I have my scientific calculator; LinReg's where it's at,
And I've read the the manual so many times I've got it down pat.
My refrigerator is tight, I have a General Electric,
And if you don't use manners at my table I'll get apoplectic.
Spaghetti is messy, you should wear a black shirt
Lest you get made fun of for having sauce on it at work.
Did I mention I have a job as a computer technician,
And in my free time I review the details of fission.
TV shows and movies and are bad for your mind.
And if you sit too close to the screen you'll go blind.
However Video Games can be beneficial,
Many people are predispositionally prejudicial.
But playing them can stimulate your mind and make you think,
For example, when you're trying to solve a puzzle as Link.
If you like I can provide you with some refreshing snacks,
Sit down on the reclining chair and just relax.
We can play a game of Kirby or maybe some Brawl,
Playing as Solid Snake is a ball.
Halo 3 makes me smile, but it's more so a guilty pleasure,
It's exceedingly violent but requires some defensive measures.
Coming up with fun tactics is a cool thing,
When my plan works and my team is happy it makes me want to sing.
So come on over, I'll fix up your computer,
Because you can't play DDO with that Intel Core pea-shooter.

(In this case, DDO is referring to Dungeons and Dragons Online)
twsurber

Con

The games I play are from back in the 80's
The girls I liked are now called ladies

I played Q Bert and Donkey Kong
But not now cuz it takes too long

I love galaga and Mrs Pac Man
Come and try beat me if you think you can

How many kids can play Gauntlet dude?
Gotta remember, "Don't shoot food"

I can play astroids, dig dug, and frog-ger
when I get hot people say don't hog her!

I use King on Tek-ken 3
I'll kick your tail if you mess with me!

Let's move on to musical songs
Even funny stories like cheech & chong's...
Debate Round No. 1
Sylux

Pro

Drugs are bad; they mess with your brain
And make you feel like you're an airplane.
But! Then you crash into a field,
And you'll never have a chance of being like Weil.
But I have math "skillz" like you wouldn't believe;
The matricies I code are like weaves.
I sit at my computer, drinking coffee,
But only decaf, and always with toffee.
See I never eat junk food, I only eat healthily.
An apple a day is good for you and me.
I have over 9000 flawlessly 'shop'd pics,
I can perfectly take and recreate the river Styx.
I play D&D, I'm an epic level rogue.
If you mess with me, I will step on your toes.
The monsters all be playa' hatin' on me,
But they all eat their words when I pull out my d20.
I cosplay all the time; it is not lame.
I once dressed up as Naked Snake on a plane.
I collect bottle caps, because I'm that cool.
Throw away memorabilia from Spain? Ha ha. I'm no fool.
I have a sode can all the way from Japan,
And if you like I'll cook you up some tofu in my frying pan.
twsurber

Con

If you dont like the way dat I ben livin'
fo yo infahmation I won a blue ribbon!

Now I gots no mercy, no sir-ree
I'm like a pitbull, not like Las-sie

Yo, check it out
scream and shout
hear our cry
V
I - C
T
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
R
Y!
Hey, hey, it's time to fight
Everybody yell, green and white
Green & white!
Hey hey, let's do it ag-ain
This time yell, Go Fight Win
Go Fight Win
Green & White, GO FIGHT WIN!
YAY Cou-garrrrrrrrs!

I can't rap, I can't tap
But I can swing a base-ball bat

I be da man, at se-cond base
Makin' da plays, and gettin' in yo face!

Always turnin' dou-ble plays
Keepin' da fans, all a-mazed

Used to play fo da Q-H Mus-tangs
took care of bid-ness and otha thangs

Then I got scouted by the Houston As-tros
Didn't make the rosta, why? the Lowd only knows

Then I got invited to camp in Flor-i-da
Tryin' to make a rosta fo Berkshire, Muh

Me and my homey are windin' down
Hangin' wit muh brotha, fo 1 mo roun'.... (get it dawg!)
Debate Round No. 2
Sylux

Pro

You think you are gangster, but you are just a joke.
I bet you have a McJob, and you're probably broke.
I bet that you don't even bother with mathematics,
And even if you had crazy "swagga," you couldn't get any chicks.
I'm the master of Pac Man, so don't talk retro, son;
Don't even step up to that Street Fighter 2, 'cuz I've already won.
When was the last time you had vitamin C?
You wouldn't get past the first round in a spelling bee.
Exercise is good for you, but so is nutrition.
You couldn't pass a cholesterol test in your current condition.
I'll own you on track, I'll kick your butt in Taekwondo,
When I go doing parkour, you can't keep up with my flow.
I jump off of buildings like it is a breeze,
When people look at me they think "that guy must be crazy!"
But it's dangerous, so I wouldn't reccomend doing it,
Unless you have a matress below in case you trip.
Me and my friends like going to CiCi's,
Because they have a huge salad bar, and OK sweetened tea.
But my favourite is a special I call "Tension Tamer,"
Developed by Celestial Seasonings! That's right: I used a disclaimer.
My water is the best; I drink Aquarius,
And I won't touch any food or drink if it seems precarious.
I like to bake bluberry muffins,
When my mommy eats them it gives her a big grin.
But I have to admit, that you've stayed in this long,
Is a respectable notion worthy of a theme song.
So with this I now bid you adieu,
And tell your family I said hi and I hope they are well, too.
twsurber

Con

Homey G think he a bad brutha
But he self ad-mits he lives with his mutha :o)

I gots a job and it aint flippin' burgahs
Educatin' young minds to keep'm from murdahs

Got mo than my share of awe-some chicks
Ev-en a stud at math-mat-tics!

Drink a glass of e-mer-gen-C
gettin' my vit-a-mins day-ly

Step up to the game, of Pac Man
I'm so good, I'll beat ya wit my leff hand

I also gots a black belt in Tae Kwon Do
Whup ya on the street or in a Do-Jo!

Dont worry so much bout my cho-lest-ter-rol
I get HDL's from runnin' down the hall

Been to Ci-Ci's, lots of times
lotsa good food for juss a few dimes

I won this debate so vote for Con
I be da man so don't call me "Mon"

oh yeah, uh huh, dat's right, we bad, uh-huh, oh yeah, aight! :o)
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by Sylux 7 years ago
Sylux
Yeah, it was relly fun, too!
^_^
It was nice to talk about how square I am rather than how hardcore I am (which I'm not).
Posted by Sylux 7 years ago
Sylux
I did... she owned me.
STOP RE-OPENING MY WOUNDS!!
;A;
Posted by twsurber 7 years ago
twsurber
That was fun dude! You're gonna have to challenge Danielle (theLwerd) to one of these, she is very cool. Good luck to ya Sylux! Yo new homey, Surbs
Posted by Sylux 7 years ago
Sylux
Hopefully.
It'll be my first win.
http://zargotelc.danphilibin.com...
Posted by raindrpdew 7 years ago
raindrpdew
yeah you won
Posted by Sylux 7 years ago
Sylux
*nods in agreement*
It is da bomb.
Posted by raindrpdew 7 years ago
raindrpdew
haha Sylux you aRE awsome!! i like cicis :]]
Posted by Sylux 7 years ago
Sylux
For round 2:
Posted by raindrpdew 7 years ago
raindrpdew
kirby is awsome.
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