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MacGruber
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maliyah.gramatajones
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Pastafarianism is Superior to Every Religion

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Started: 12/28/2012 Category: Religion
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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MacGruber

Pro

This is a joke debate to get my friend, maliyah.gromatajones, aquainted with DDO. Please do not vote on this debate, as it will just be a warm-up, for her to find her footing on this website.

Pastafarianism: The belief that gravity does not exist, but instead, everything is held together by this giant spaghetti god.

Religion: a collection of belief systems, cultural systems, and world views that relate humanity to spirituality and, sometimes, to moral values.

Round One will be acceptance and any disagreements with definitions.

Round Two will be opening arguments and supporting data.

Round Three will be rebuttal and closing arguments.

Voting will take place in the comments section. Please still provide an explanation for your vote on the 7 point scale. DO NOT VOTE IN THE VOTING SECTION! THIS IS A TRIAL DEBATE!
maliyah.gramatajones

Con

Pastafarians also believe pirates are divine beings, our heaven having a beer volcano and a stripper factory.
Pastafarianism is a parody religion from the satirical book The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster by Bobby Henderson.
Debate Round No. 1
MacGruber

Pro

File:PiratesVsTemp(en).svg
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This chart indicates that, as stated by Con, pirates are divine beings of Pastafarianism. As the years go on, there are fewer pirates. A staple of the Pastafarian faith is that the number of pirates on the planet directly correlates with the number of natural disasters, and global temperature. This graph shows the correlation. The fewer pirates there are, the more carbon is dumped into our atmosphere. Evidence of this statement is shown in Somalia. They have the highest pirate to non-pirate ratio in the world, and extremely small carbon emissions. That is an act of The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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MAY HE BLESS YOU WITH HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE!
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File:Touched by His Noodly Appendage.jpg
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IN CONCLUSION Pastafarianism is a more reliable faith than any other. VOTE PRO!
maliyah.gramatajones

Con

maliyah.gramatajones forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
MacGruber

Pro

As my opponent has forfeited, we assume arguments are conceded. This is the Giant Spaghetti Monster intervening with a divine act of noodley appendage-ness. VOTE PRO! (in comments, not actual votes.)
maliyah.gramatajones

Con

maliyah.gramatajones forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
3 comments have been posted on this debate. Showing 1 through 3 records.
Posted by funwiththoughts 4 years ago
funwiththoughts
Pro obviously wins.
Posted by ParaCox 4 years ago
ParaCox
uh. pro
Posted by MacGruber 4 years ago
MacGruber
Sorry, my pictures didn't work. Here they are in link form:
#1: http://upload.wikimedia.org...
#2: http://upload.wikimedia.org...
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