The Instigator
Samsoknite
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The Contender
imabench
Con (against)
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21 Points

People of Asian ethnicity are better than people of European ethnicity.

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after 5 votes the winner is...
imabench
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 3/25/2012 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 9,210 times Debate No: 22325
Debate Rounds (5)
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Samsoknite

Pro

I would like to argue that people of the Asian ethnicity are better, not necessarily superior to people of the European ethnicity.

Some definitions to take note of before the start with:

Asian: Of or relating to Asia or its people, customs, or languages. E.g. Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Indonesian etc.

European: Of, relating to, or characteristic of Europe or its inhabitants.

Better: Of a more excellent or effective type or quality

First round acceptance only. No trolling or semantics, and please do not be racist within the debate.

A forfeit equals an automatic loss of all 7 points in the voting process.

Good Luck!
imabench

Con

I accept this debate and will be arguing that white people are better than asians, and I intend to do so in the most racist way possible.

Other than that,





I invite the Pro to introduce arguments first, I will only introduce one argument this round.

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Asians are not better than Europeans because all Asians look the same



I await the Pro's response
Debate Round No. 1
Samsoknite

Pro

Before I present my first argument to my opponent, I would like to rebut the argument that my opponent has introduced:
Yes, as you can see in the picture, we are all gorgeous. No freckles, no yellow teeth, no sweaty armpits.

Now I would like to present my first argument:
Europe is in a GFC. Asia has the money.
If Europe really is that good, why are they in such a mess now?
imabench

Con

"Europe is in a GFC. Asia has the money.
If Europe really is that good, why are they in such a mess now?"

Because Europeans have bigger penises then Asians and Asians dont have souls, DUH

Look at the video, this is 100% accurate of the popular TV show broadcasted in China.

It clearly contains brainwashing elements denouncing having children, not working hard, advocating against workers rights, denouncing free speech, endorsing the military, etc.

Because Asians are so brain dead, i mean brainwashed, into work work work work work work work, aborting female babies, work work work and more work. Asians are brainwashed into only working by their parents too, as shown in the second video. Europe though is different because Europeans actually have souls and know how to live life because Europeans actually get paid more than 60 cents an hour when they work in factories.....


So to answer your question, the reason why Europe is so bad and Asia is so good is because Europeans are smart enough to try to get good wages and good jobs whereas all Asians are brainwashed into accepting the most demeaning job possible or risk losing their honor in their family and commit suicide....

As for my picture,
"as you can see in the picture, we are all gorgeous. No freckles, no yellow teeth, no sweaty armpits."
The point of the picture is to show how all Asians look like they were made in a factory in China. Look at the picture again which I have shown below, and then try to answer the following questions



1) How many guys are there?
2) How many girls are there?
3) Who is related to who?
4) Which one is the teacher?
5) Who is over 20?
6) Whose last name is Wong, Chang, Ling, and Kim?
7) Which one has a penis that is larger than 1.4 centimeters?

If you had a hard time trying to figure out the answers to those questions, I dont blame you, all Asians kinda look like they were made in a factory in China.

But why else are Europeans truly better than Asians? well there are a lot of reasons.
1) Europeans are better at sports.
- Name two basketball players whose last names dont rhyme with Shmeremy Lin or Shmao Ming....... EXACTLY
- Now name 1 Asian who is good at Football....... EXACTLY
- Now name 1 Asian Hockey Player....... EXACTLY
- Now name 1 Asian Soccer Player........ EXACTLY
- Now name 1 Asian who has a penis longer than 2 centimeters........ EXACTLY

2) Asia has too many people



That picture was taken in India, I am assuming it is a line to use the one working toilet in the entire country.
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That picture was taken in Japan and is the line to buy the new Pokemon game

3) Europeans make better cars than Asians.......

Here is a typical European car,



Here is a typical Asian Car,


Those things are so small I scrape them off of the grill of my Ford F150.....

4) Asians have small penises......
This stereotype is very very true
http://clubcorruption.net...
http://www.quora.com...
http://rokdrop.com...
http://eurasian-sensation.blogspot.com...
http://www.urbandictionary.com...
http://www.healthy-relationship-dating.com...
http://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com...
http://www.bluegartr.com...

By the way, dont ever search "small penis" on google, you will laugh your a** off........... unless youre ASIAN

5) Some Asians are dumbsh*ts in school.
"Southeast Asians have the highest high school dropout rates in the country. 33% of Asian Americans students in public high schools drop out or do not graduate on time. 24% of Asian Americans over age 25 do not have a high school degree. The illiteracy rate of Asian Americans is 5.3 times that of non-Hispanic whites."
http://www.racebridgesforschools.com...

So Asians are good at math but they suck small Asian d*ck at everything else......

6) Europeans are more successful than Asians are on average
"Jobs pay Euro Americans $522 per every additional year of education beyond high school, Asian Americans make $379 per every additional year"

"Asian-American men born in the United States are 7 percent to 11 percent less likely to hold managerial jobs than white men with the same educational and experience level."

http://www.racebridgesforschools.com...

7) I have never eaten Indian food and NOT have horrendous Diarrhea.....
Pretty self explanatory here

8) I have never felt safe while driving an Asian car......
Its like driving a cardboard box

9) I have never felt safe looking in my mirror while driving and seeing an Asian drive the car behind me
True story......

10) I have never been able to protest the government in China without being detained
True story......

11) I never met an Asian who didnt name his kid by putting a rock in a tin can then throwing it down a flight of stairs....
Ting Kang Bong
Wing Bing Tang
Shang Kung Bang
Jung Bim Ming
Kim Jung Un

Oh wait that last one is real?
http://www.google.com...

I guess so

12) I have never met an Asian who could pronounce the letter "L" correctly,
Or as they would pronounce it, "correctrry..."

13) I have never met an Asian who didnt see the world around him through a widescreen lenses....
Get it, because they have squinty eyes they see everything in wide screen? Im such a d*ck huh ;D

Oh speaking of d*ck

14) I have never met an Asian who when naked and with a boner walked into a wall and have his d*ck hit the wall FIRST.
Its usually his nose that hits first since the average erect Asian penis is about as long as this wooooooooord.....

15) I have never heard a girl speak Chinese in a sexy voice.
It always sounds like Mickey Mouse took a hit of Acid and Helium at the same time and then decided to talk obnoxiously for the next 30 minutes over how tiny their Tomagachi pet is or something stupid.

16) I have never been able to looj up the words "Democracy, Human Rights, Dictatorship, Despotism, Anti-Communist, Genocide, Oppression, Red Terror, or Overthrow on the Chinese internet.

This is all insanely true because those words are banned
http://en.wikipedia.org...'s_Republic_of_China

17) I have never been able to hire a hot female Asian hooker for less than $50
True story

18) Asians are terrible drivers



19) Asians have never been able to defeat Godzilla
True story

20) Bird Flu
Asians started it

21) Mad Cow disease
Asians started it

22) Pearl Harbor
Asians started it

23) Nuking Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Asians started it

24) Kamikazee
Asians started it

25) Chopsticks
F*cking impossible to use

26) Fortune cookies
I always get ones that say "That wasnt chicken".......

27) China
Colonized by Britain at one point

28) India
Colonized by Britain at one point

29) Singapore
Colonized by Britain at one point

30) Australia
Colonized by Britain at one point

31) Asians are so obsessed with numbers they will freak out when they realize that I skipped a number and will frantically go to try to find which one i missed.
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Only to find out that I was just messing with their heads all along ;D, kind of like their governments.

I will end my arguments here for now and try to save some racism for later rounds :D
Debate Round No. 2
Samsoknite

Pro

You're so low.
If you are a European, I rest my case. :)
imabench

Con

Pro has dropped all 31 arguments, I would like to introduce a new one anyways,

Asians can be lazy.
Proof = Pro's round 3 response

Extend all racist arguments :)

Heres a racist picture to make it funnier.....



I await the Pro's response of hopefully more than 13 words.....
Debate Round No. 3
Samsoknite

Pro

Samsoknite forfeited this round.
imabench

Con

I extend all 32 arguments
Debate Round No. 4
Samsoknite

Pro

Samsoknite forfeited this round.
imabench

Con

Lazy a** Asian.....

Vote Con :D
Debate Round No. 5
41 comments have been posted on this debate. Showing 1 through 10 records.
Posted by RaymondD 2 years ago
RaymondD
Imabench
You a racist piece of garbage and deserve to go die in a hole.
Posted by 9spaceking 2 years ago
9spaceking
hilarious troll argument
Posted by Dik_Dawg 4 years ago
Dik_Dawg
I am a European (White, blonde hair) but I dont get any of the jokes :(
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And now to wait for the blonde jokes D:
Posted by nonentity 4 years ago
nonentity
I'm a horrible, horrible person for laughing at this x____x
Posted by imabench 4 years ago
imabench
ahhahaha! ;D
Posted by nonentity 4 years ago
nonentity
Oh my effing God. I can't. x______x
Posted by imabench 4 years ago
imabench
and 16k, STOP GIVING AWAY THE ANSWERS ;D
Posted by imabench 4 years ago
imabench
I know right ;D
Posted by 000ike 4 years ago
000ike
lmao this is so messed up
Posted by 16kadams 4 years ago
16kadams
answer to #7 is none of them
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