The Instigator
InnovativeEphemera
Pro (for)
Losing
8 Points
The Contender
Neckee777
Con (against)
Winning
9 Points

Pick-Up Line Battle

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after 4 votes the winner is...
Neckee777
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 7/21/2014 Category: Funny
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,126 times Debate No: 59294
Debate Rounds (5)
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Votes (4)

 

InnovativeEphemera

Pro

Any pick-up line you like. Yes, you may plagiarise others and no, I don't require citation. Please don't get all offended and upset about any of the obscene and/or gross lines that may be posted here, you all know what you're getting into by opening a topic like this, it's just a bit of fun.

They must be funny and entertaining. Whether or not they'd actually work is irrelevant, this isn't a group therapy session, it's just for shiggles. You may post up to two pick-up lines per round. It's a 3k character limit, so if you just wanna chat or get to know me we can do that in between ;) Further, additional consideration ought to be awarded for successful flirtation and penetrating your discourse with rigid euphemisms, although this is not the main point of the debate. Being a straight male, it would obviously be more interesting if a straight female accepted, however there is absolutely no restriction on this and anyone is free to accept, so long as you feel that you can succesfully entertain the crowd.

1st round: Funny
2nd round: Creepy
3rd round: Backhanded/mean
4th round: Cute/sweet/nice/sexy (please don't make me vom, though)
5th round: Whatever you like!

While there are themes for each round, keep in mind that the overarching point is that they are funny and entertaining.


5 rounds, 24 hours (just a quickie).

Please don't make it too hard.

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Round one:

1. I know the bartender. Or the DJ. Whichever you think's cooler.

2. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you've got a pretty sweet arse.
Neckee777

Con

Ok, let's kick it off. Whether you find this funny or not is an extent to your sense of humour (no offense, i didn't mean it to be mean).

1. I'm no photographer, but I can picture you and me together.

and

2. Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.

:P
Debate Round No. 1
InnovativeEphemera

Pro

And we're off to a stimulating start but let's see if my opponent has the stamina to go five whole rounds while maintaining peak performance.

Round 2: Creepy

1. That dress is becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming, too.

2. Do you like Dragon Ball Z? Because I'll be dragon my ballz across your face tonight.
Neckee777

Con

Hahaha, you stole my Dragon Ball Z pick-up line! Oh well.

1. Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" between "F" and "CK."

Really lovin this battle! Keep it up! XD
Debate Round No. 2
InnovativeEphemera

Pro

Hopefully my opponent can stand the heat of this sizzling exchange.

Round 3: Backhanded/Mean

Take a deep breath!

1. You know what you would look really sexy in? A paper bag.

2. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.


Neckee777

Con

Withstand the heat I will. But I don't just talk the talk.

1. Are you a fire alarm? Coz you're loud and f***ing annoying.

2. Very nice. How much?
Debate Round No. 3
InnovativeEphemera

Pro

Shots fired!

Round 4: Cute/sweet/nice/sexy. Remember, try to be vom-inducing but it's obviously allowed if you want to!

1. I seem to have misplaced my phone number. May I borrow yours?

2. Do you like my shirt? It's made of boyfriend material.
Neckee777

Con

I used the boyfriend material line to ask out my current girlfriend. Fun fact! Anyway, back to the battle.

1. Are you a farmer? Coz you know how to raise a cock.

2. You owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I saw you I was so star-struck that I dropped mine.
Debate Round No. 4
InnovativeEphemera

Pro

In this, the final round, I would like to thank my opponent for sharing his story. I would also like to acknowledge his maintenance of vigour and depth in this scintillating tour de force.

Final round: Anything goes.

1. Fu*k me if I'm wrong, but don't I know you?

2. My watch is telling me that you aren't wearing any underwear. Oh, you are? It must be 15 minutes fast.

Best of luck!
Neckee777

Con

Before I get into it, I want to thank the Instigator for starting such a hilariously fun battle. It's truly been magnificent. I want to finish with a pick-up line of my own creation.

1. My mother told me never to stare at beautiful women, because if I did I'd turn to stone. Here, now, looking at you, I know she was right. Because I feel something getting hard.

And finally,

2. I don't want to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman.

Thanks for the battle, man. It was good fun! XD
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by Neckee777 2 years ago
Neckee777
Damn this is close :P XD
Posted by InnovativeEphemera 2 years ago
InnovativeEphemera
Haha love it!
Posted by benloti 2 years ago
benloti
You must be today's special, because you're making me hungry! (100% Stolen from Garfield)
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Vote Placed by 9spaceking 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: con got good performance in round 1 and 3, but not enough for 3 points--just enough for one point.
Vote Placed by FuzzyCatPotato 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro's were a *tiny* bit better. Hence, 4:3. This was awesome.
Vote Placed by Domr 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I can't decide, this was awesome. thank you guys. but I still want to vote, so 2 points a piece!
Vote Placed by dynamicduodebaters 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: First Round: CON Second Round: CON Third Round: PRO Fourth Round: PRO Fifth Round CON Final score: Pro-2 Con-3 Thus I gave you points accordingly