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Poetry Battle: Liberals vs Conservatives

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Started: 4/18/2014 Category: Games
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Jifpop09

Pro

Let the battle begin! We will have a quick poetry battle, with no rules. Except that you have to be conservative to play. All poems will be about politics in the US.
ManofFewWords

Con

Happy to be poor, Free to be gay,
Here's an idea of what life would be like if Liberals had their way...

We'd have kids swearing at their parents screaming 'I don't wanna f*cking learn',
Five year olds declaring their right to give their publicly-funded books a burn,
Parents having no authority to beat their kids into submission,
There would be no reason to get rich, there'd be no concept of competition;
Whether you pump petrol or run a corporation,
Or happen to lead the entire nation,
Your children would get equal Healthcare and quality of education,
Every week would be some different religion's celebration,
So we'd take weekly holidays, and daily breaks at work for meditation,
We'd allow all kinds of cults to form, saying it's all for the best,
turning a blind eye to their human sacrifices and outrageous incest,
Anyone can be anything, one for all all for one,
Hip hip hooray every day would be so boringly fun.

Now, tell me, what reason is there to bother working for an A-plus,
If you can have the same quality of life working as a surgeon or driving a bus?
Heck, why study at all if you can thrive on welfare 'pretending to seek work',
In fact, why bother getting rich at all, if it really has no perks?
The richer you get, the larger the proportion you will lose,
Your money is not your own it's the government's to abuse,
You might as well spend the little you have left on heroin, it feels nicer than booze,
Just chill out, be free and don't work hard, there is no way to lose.

The government may happen to have a nation to protect,
But it can't scan people's bodies because they have to respect,
That people would rather have a right to privacy and a financial safety net,
Than know when they walk out the door they're not going to get,
A big fat bomb blast in the face, all organised on the unmonitored Internet.

How dare the government monitor what we post?!
It's our right to be pedophilic, we should be unseen like a ghost,
The government is a slave to its people and its people to the poor,
Welcome to the doormat nation, come on through our open door.

But tell me now what would happen if the gays didn't reproduce,
If suddenly people decided that children were of no use,
That suddenly all cultures mixed and what was left was disfigured,
And the only art available was spray painted walls reading 'niggers'.

It's all good fun allowing gays and trannies to live life their way,
But is it not hypocritical to not allow homophobes to also have their say?
You are so accepting of acceptance that you reject rejection altogether,
You are intolerant to intolerance, you change your views just like he weather,
Once upon a time Liberals were right-wing, now their left-wing what is next?
soon you'll say hey, if we accept gays and transvestites why not also respect a pedophile's right to have sex?

This is what life would be like the Liberal way,
Be free, have fun, and waste your life away,
Unless you violate our intolerance of intolerance,
Then you'd best run away before we chase you with our black market guns.
Debate Round No. 1
Jifpop09

Pro

Jifpop09 forfeited this round.
ManofFewWords

Con

ManofFewWords forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
Jifpop09

Pro

Everyone, please ignore this debate. I'll have it removed when its over
ManofFewWords

Con

ManofFewWords forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
Jifpop09

Pro

Jifpop09 forfeited this round.
ManofFewWords

Con

ManofFewWords forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by L.D 2 years ago
L.D
"Parents having no authority to beat their kids into submission," And that's a bad thing? LOL
Posted by Actionsspeak 2 years ago
Actionsspeak
XD, understood
Posted by Jifpop09 2 years ago
Jifpop09
I'm balancing it out of course. I was like "Oh I can take the conduct from him, or I can be lazy"
Posted by Actionsspeak 2 years ago
Actionsspeak
Hmm, you want to get the conduct point yet you decide to forfeit.....
Posted by Jifpop09 2 years ago
Jifpop09
That's a rap, because it goes to a beat. I will probably ask for a strip of conduct.
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