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Rockylightning
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BangBang-Coconut
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Poetry Battle

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 6/9/2011 Category: Arts
Updated: 5 years ago Status: Voting Period
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Rockylightning

Pro

I challenge Hello-Or-- sorry Bang Bang Coconut to a Poetry battle!

Please use the first round to accept the terms.

-Poems do not have to follow any specific meter or form.
-Poems can be any length
-Poems must be more than three lines, unless if the lines are very long.
BangBang-Coconut

Con

This sounds like fun!
I accept~

I do however make one request, the all poems are clean!
Debate Round No. 1
Rockylightning

Pro

""I do however make one request, the all poems are clean!"

Can do.

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Midnight Reverie

The stars twinkle like sand at night
just as
Moon dust billows out the door
of an over-dramatic poem.

Blood encrusted dandruff sprinkles the floor
at the DMV

Get a life
Get a car
Get a girl
Screams the TV
at the DMV

Get a license registration
moans the foam cushion seats
that have held a million arse

I dont hate them
I only hate the idea of them

I dont like me
I only like the idea of me

We're all living in Amerika.
Right?
BangBang-Coconut

Con

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...= Ze Epic Poem of Doom and Despair =...
...= Part 1 =...

Oh pepperoni, tiny slice of meat.
I take a big bite, oh my you taste neat.
But oh no Alas! you fall to my feet.
and now my pizza, does not have this treat.

And up comes my pet, so big and so fat.
And eats up this mess, on top of all that.
He is not a dog, he is not a cat;
my big fat pet is, what else but a rat.

Stop hey wait a tick, This thing is not mine.
It's ugly and mean, and covered in grime.
Where did it come from? And during what time?
It broke in my house! Oh my what a crime

Terrified am I, I fear for my life!
I must save my kids, I must save my wife!
What trouble he's caused, such fear and such strife.
I'll cut of his tail, with this butcher knife.

slicing and dicing, I aim for this thing.
A screech for his life, goes out in a ring.
On top of the world; right now I am king!
A beautiful song, the children will sing.

Now back to my meal... the Pizza is gone!
At a loss for words, my day turns to dawn.
What will I eat now? I blame it on Sean!
I bet they stole it, to take it to pawn.

I shall depart now, to regain my slice.
I shall take on fate, I shall roll the dice.
And into what's real, Ideals I shall splice.
Before warm pizza, turns as cold as ice.


To be continued...
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Debate Round No. 2
Rockylightning

Pro

Clever Poem

This poem will not disappoint
It is a humorous point
But if you last
and I'll try to be fast
this poem is going to kill
but if you will
I'll tell just a tale
that will make BangBang's seem stale.

I was at home
with my cup O' noodles
when I saw all alone
a little toaster stroodle
so quiet and sweet
it was something I had to eat

But alas, a rat took it in
and said with a grin
"Haha..I win"

I took up a knife
and into my strife
I slashed my wrists wide open
And then with a gun
I was sad he had won
and blew out my brains
and with blood my floor is soakin
BangBang-Coconut

Con

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...= Ze Epic Poem of Doom and Despair =...
...= Part 2 =...

Today I set out, A mission to keep.
To regain my meal, I sacrifice sleep.
Not pillows for me, and no counting sheep.
For anything less, would make me a creep.

Your cup of noodles, are not as tasty.
They lack that pizazz, they are quite pasty.
The time they fill me, is just so hasty.
The girl who cooks them, Just looks quite rasty.

I bet you took it, My delicious meal.
My yummy pizza, you took it to steal.
Oh why did my slice, fill you with such zeal?
It will take some time, for my wounds to heal.

I can't forgive you, for what you have done.
And yet out battle, has only begun.
I will not let you, think that you have won.
I will be avenged, by harold my son!

With his chubby cheeks, and his big fat head;
he will beat you down, he will make you dead.
And if it's too hard, he'll call his friend Ed;
If it's still too much, He'll call his friend Fred.

And then when they're done, you know what they'll do?
They'll take a road trip, to the Brooklyn zoo.
They'll have so much fun, that they'll need to to poo.
And do you know what? I think I will too.

Well this has been fun, but I must say bye.
I'll take a nice break, I may at some pie.
I'll stare at the clouds, I'll stare at the sky.
And I will conlude, you're not a bad guy.


To be continued...
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Debate Round No. 3
Rockylightning

Pro

So, you can rhyme
Woop de doo
Lets not waste time
And write a poem for you

Mr. Kurtz is dead
have you heard?
They chopped off his head
and threw it in a turd
That would be funny
if it werent so sad
the day is not sunny
so dont be glad

A mind is like a funnel
a ton is there
but barely any comes
through the tunnel.
Now, you may ask
why do I care?
Please wait, I'm not done
My mind's in a cast
beneath my hair

Have you taken the same simple answer?
Again?
Send your kids
Send their friends
Go on a quest for a morcel of food
This stanza doesnt rhyme
and thats the point
because that journey for food
is the American Dream

God bless America
Land only I can love
Stand behind her
and guard her
from the heretics
and the immigrants

You see its not about the rhyme
Not about the meter
its about the message, in the lines
you pizza eater.
BangBang-Coconut

Con

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...= Pre-Poem Poem Of Sunshine and and puppies =...
...= Freaking Puppies Man =...

My opponent is mean,
and that makes me sad.
his heart's rotten and green,
And his breath smells Bad.

I bet he eats doo-doo.
I bet he licks feet.
I don't like him do you?
I don't want to meet.

His poems do not rhyme,
and that is no fun.
He has plenty of time,
to write a good one.

I bet he kicks puppies,
wow he's such a jerk.
He's dumber than guppies,
and that is no perk.

Do not vote for Rocky,
it just isn't smart.
His poems are crocky,
Whereas mine are art.

This preamble is done,
So on to the show.
This has been so much fun,
but now it's time to go.


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...= Ze Epic Poem of Doom and Despair =...
...= Part 3 =...

Boy why you smackin, all dat funky jazz?
it's more than just rhyme, that my poem has.
I think that you are, just one big ol spazz;
And this whole mess has, got me in a frazz.

Your words don't make sense, is Harold there yet?
You are so silly, he will laugh I bet!
You are such a clown, your bed you still wet.
Your life is a joke, that no-one will get.

America this, America that.
you care not about, this country you rat!
Get out of my house, but put on a hat,
or you'll catch a cold, and we don't want that.

"This stanza don't rhyme"? Then why put it there?
Sounds like a cop-out, and that's just not fair.
I'm typing all this, from a spinning chair.
Your scalp is dirty, so go wash your hair.

Back to the topic, so where is my food?
So did you eat it? Just pleas tell me dude!
Well jokes on you then! And although it's crude,
I sat on that slice, While I did pose nude.

Okay not really, I'm just so upset!
I'm filled with worry, and shame and regret.
That slice was not food, that slice was my pet;
she was just so young! he name was margaret.

That was a lie too, I'm just filling space.
only three lines left, and I must make haste!
I long for my meal, how I miss the taste;
but it is gone now, it has gone to waste.


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Debate Round No. 4
Rockylightning

Pro

This is poetry aint it?
not rap
it doesnt have to rhyme, what don't you git?
It doesn have meter like other crap

Now you may say I kick puppies
or that I lick dirty feet
but the only guppies
I will eat
Are the ones with meaning
Not just arbituary screaming

Now that kid Harold, what a bore
and boy was he fat
he came to my door
and that was that
he got shot for tresspassing with my Ruger-14
I doubt you forced him, because you're that mean.

This stanza doesnt rhyme
and thats the point
cause its mine.
So your poems oink
they roll in mud
just like a pig, in a mud bathtub.

Maybe it did
but do I care?
I dont send kids
to pay my fare.
My opponent makes kids get him food
Thats not just because hes in a bad mood.

Dont vote for BangBangCoconut for the nation
I'll call him BBC
Like the news station
because his poems are like the news, you see?
cuz theres always bad news
on BBC.
Where'ed you find your muse?

Nothing personal
This is a poetry battle no?
So may the best poet's arsenal
of words win. So vote PRO!


BangBang-Coconut

Con

For the finale,
I will write a few haikus.
This is one of them.

Rocky is a jerk,
please do not give him your vote.
Vote for me instead.

He stole my pizza,
and then killed my son Harold.
That's just not right man.

I am now finished.
So please go and vote form me.
Also, I love you.
Debate Round No. 5
15 comments have been posted on this debate. Showing 1 through 10 records.
Posted by samiam96 5 years ago
samiam96
That was an epic debate:)
Posted by Rockylightning 5 years ago
Rockylightning
ah
Posted by BangBang-Coconut 5 years ago
BangBang-Coconut
>->
I meant to put "I'm not looking though, so no worries."
Posted by Rockylightning 5 years ago
Rockylightning
wait what?
your confusing me
Posted by BangBang-Coconut 5 years ago
BangBang-Coconut
I'm not though, so no worries.
Posted by Rockylightning 5 years ago
Rockylightning
dont worry I'm on the same boat.
Posted by BangBang-Coconut 5 years ago
BangBang-Coconut
No. I don't have a son, I don't have a wife, I don't even have a girlfriend.
Posted by BangBang-Coconut 5 years ago
BangBang-Coconut
No. I don't have a son, I don't have a wife, I don't even have a girlfriend.
Posted by Rockylightning 5 years ago
Rockylightning
seriously?
Posted by BangBang-Coconut 5 years ago
BangBang-Coconut
Adoption.
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Vote Placed by nerdykiller 4 years ago
nerdykiller
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Reasons for voting decision: i am countering spartan's vote since... DO I have to explain!? Read his vote "pro will never love me like con does!" and tell me this can work out as a reason?
Vote Placed by XStrikeX 5 years ago
XStrikeX
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Reasons for voting decision: Con made better flowing poems with rhymes that also told a story as well as incorporated Pro's ideas in them. Kudos to con.
Vote Placed by Spartan 5 years ago
Spartan
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Reasons for voting decision: pro will never love me like con does!