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Yavneh
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Rami
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Poetry Insults Debate

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Started: 1/31/2016 Category: Funny
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Yavneh

Pro

Hey, Mister Rami,
I've decided to say,
A few things to you,
In this poem today.

You're ugly as a sewer rat,
Your face, it hurts my eyes,
Your mouth is like Life magazine,
Because it's full of lies.

You're annoying just like homework,
Your mouth drones on and on,
You think that you're a genius,
But that is where you're wrong.

Your brain is like the great it outdoors,
Because it's full of air,
Don't even get me started,
On the mess that you call hair.

You're height is like your IQ,
'Cause they're both not that huge,
If your life is an amusement park,
You're going down the fluge.

Your breath is just like tear gas,
A suffocating pool,
I've got one more thing to say,
And that is, you're a fool.

Will you create a reply,
Or merely replicate?
Please, do not go awry,
And so, accept this debate.
Rami

Con

Do I have a choice?
I have to accept this debate.
I have no voice.
I am a fish taking the bait.

Like a rat, I know quite a bit.
I know when to hit.
Too bad you have no grit.
You'll just have a fit.

Did you have to open that box?
Calling me a constant liar, soon a paradox.
I now I'm tricky just like a fox.
You stand out like you have the pox.

Homework is done usually very quick.
But you gave me four rounds.
This point I'll stop and stick.
I'll surely make a loud sound.

My mind might be outside,
But in my head there is mass.
I have the endless energy of the sun to turn the tide
To defeat you and play the bass.

Since I'm taller than you, that point is quite mute.
If you bring up similar points, I'll win this dispute.
My amusement park, I need no recruits.
To win this competition, maybe late I'll play the flute.

Hopefully my breathe will make you faint.
For the world you have taint.
Oh please, anything more creative?
I guess to genius, you're not native.

Clearly I did repeat
Your inane message.
Let's see if you could drop the beet
Or will crawl out of a wreckage.
Debate Round No. 1
Yavneh

Pro

Yavneh forfeited this round.
Rami

Con

This is the second person to forfeit on me today,
I hope this does not happen until May.
Debate Round No. 2
Yavneh

Pro

I'm in too deep, I recognize
I thought I was better, thought some lies
You win, I admit defeat
Now excuse me while I go wash da feet.
Rami

Con

Well, you concede
so I succeed.
Debate Round No. 3
Yavneh

Pro

Yavneh forfeited this round.
Rami

Con

Forget it. I'm done with rhyming.
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by Rami 1 year ago
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