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yomama12
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Tonius5
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Pokemon Trainer Rap Battle

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after 2 votes the winner is...
Tonius5
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 12/20/2014 Category: Funny
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 850 times Debate No: 67368
Debate Rounds (4)
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Votes (2)

 

yomama12

Pro

First round acceptance. Basically, you're your trainer in the Pokemon x/y or Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire. You have to include at least something about all 6 of the Pokemon in your party. This will be fun!
Tonius5

Con

I accept. I've never done a rap battle before, especially not one involving Pokemon. This should be interesting.
Debate Round No. 1
yomama12

Pro

My Pokemon team simply can't be beat
But like a gentleman, I won't cheat
By looking up facts about my pocket monster
But idk about this little c*ck blocker
You hear a hypnotic melody
But this is your ultimate blunder
For that's my Lapras's Perish Song
This music will send u 6 feet under
And now you begin to think
And your thinking turns into wonder:
"How will I survive this Lapras's Rain Dance
Which leads to a no-miss Thunder?"
Nidoking, the mightiest of the might
Will pick you up and impale you on your rapping mic
My Staraptor doesn't like the look of your face
But that's ok, he'll rearrange it with Close Combat baby!
Ampharos, the mega, with it's luscious locks
Will Dragon Pulse you right out of your socks!
Torterra, with it's mighty stomp of the foot
Will Earthquake and destroy the sh*thole you call your 'hood
And lastly, my Arcanine, with grace
Will Flamethrower you until it melts you from your toes to your face!
So now you see, my Pokemon are op as can be
Now let's see the retarded convicts that you call your team!
Tonius5

Con

With my team, I shall rise
and after our battle, you'll have tears in your eyes
Prepare for an empty wallet, son
Making money was never this fun
Bruised and burned, my opponent shall fall
With my Blaziken's power, you'll drop the ball
You're hurtin', you're fallin', you're beggin, you're cryin'
Her Sky Uppercut will make you go flyin'!
With the beauty and elegance of the deep
Milotic's scald will throw down in a heap!
When your life is on the life, she wont take it loosely
Especially when her opponent is such a p*ssy!
When you're walking in the desert, he will always be behind you
Once you collapse, Sandslash will begin to chew
Soaring in the air, Swellow shall strike! Your Pokemon: it's prey
Such a sight would make my day
Aww that's sad, you nowhere to go
My party is fine with stooping low!
Glaceon! Let that trainer suffer, please
From Hail to Blizzard, you're body will slowly freeze!
Don't take it personal; your suffering is our drug
Never get comfortable, Breloom will swell your mug!
Your team is nothing, it's nothing but a stain
Now sit back, relax and we will bring the pain!
We've risen, we've proven we have the advantage
I'm not too sure that your team can manage!!!
Debate Round No. 2
yomama12

Pro

Trust me, you won't win this fight
Your just another rapping dike
My Pokemon will mop the floor with you
I bet you an blaziken are getting it on too
Blaziken +Nidoking =vanquished flame
Swellow+Lapras= cooked chicken that tastes lame
Breloom+Staraptor=me high on chopped shrooms
Sandslash+Torterra=mud, aka, Sandslash goo
Milotic+Mega Ampharos=dead, beached and fried
Glaceon+Arcanine=puddle of water by the shoreside
So now you can see, all of my Pokemon are better
Aww, your lover wants to be let go, you should let her
They're as good as dead if you don't run away
Run away forever from this little game
By the time this is over, my pocket will be bulging
While you'll be on the streets, and then be nudging
Me, asking to spare a quarter; I'll throw it in the sewer
Come back here, if you dare, I don't care if it's later or sooner
Tonius5

Con

Look who's talkin', just another dead beat
Your Pokemon just can't take the heat
That Nikoking is one that I'll bury
With Sandslash, it will be done in a hurry!
Glaceon will freeze your Staraptor before she blinks
And the tears of your lost cause I shall drink
Your Perish Song will not be heard!
Breloom will drop Lapras like a turd!
My Swellow has got Guts and will send Torterra to it's grave!
It's innards picked apart, d*mn that Bird is Brave
With the help of Blaziken, that tree turtle is toast!
Your Arcanine is worthless and I don't mean to boast
But Milotic will drag your pooch right off the coast!
Mega Ampharos? What's wrong with your head!?
We'll drag it underground and make it dead!
I don't see why you like to brag
This ain't little league no more, what a drag
You dared to call Blaziken my lover?
When she hears that, you better duck for cover!
Your party was chewed up and spat out!
I knew it would happen without a doubt!
Run, retreat! You've been handled like a toy
That's what happens outside the city, boy!
You better grab that quarter you threw in the sewer
That's all you've got! Fight me and you'll have fewer!
Never come back! I won't show any mercy!
All your strength is about as much as a Horsea!
Debate Round No. 3
yomama12

Pro

Tough talk from a kid who's dreams are getting crushed
And getting his azz handed to him like a sacrificed heart that gushed
What up with that trash talk 'bout burying underground
Cuz that's where my 'mon come from, my Arcanine's a hellhound
You'll be toast before my whole team lays eyes on you
Cuz by then, my Arc' would have turned you into p*ssy fondue
Torterra would stomp your fat azz, watch the blood fly
I can already see your 'mon with tears in their eyes
So your parents split up, at least you still have 'em
Mine are gone forever, cuz god had to sack 'em
Now all I got is my 'mons, there my only family
While I'm chilling, I'll watch you cook with my Arc's Overheat
The pain and suffering I've been through is enough
To stride the world screaming "I don't give a f*ck"
I might as we'll take a tommy and end this right now
To put an end to the legendary dike right now
Lights out f*cker, and your 'mons can come as we'll
And while were pissing on your corpses, you'll all burn in Hell
So goodbye forever, in hell you'll cook like a lobster
Here's one last hint: " don't f*ck with the king of Pocket Monsters
Tonius5

Con

Listen to this tard run his chute!
You're callin' it a hellhound? Haha! How cute!
Those Pokemon of yours cannot compete
They are worth nothing after your defeat!
My Pokemon are Born and Raised
To be the best team of our days!
Don't make excuses; rise to my level!
Mommy and Daddy dead? Well you're not special!
You've got nothing, but this long doomed fight
To stop your suffering: we'll put out your light!
You think your small talk will serve you well?
Let me tell ya, playa'. It'd be a cold day in Hell!
Hand over your Pokemon to someone sublime
Their sounds of pity and shame will be my victory chime!
Swim out to sea and sleep with the fishes
Me and my Pokemon give our best wishes
I'll head on out to celebrate my victory
What we'll do in private? That's a mystery!
Here's my advice for when you get back in the game
Don't mess with me, or you might get slain!
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by yomama12 2 years ago
yomama12
No problem, gg
Posted by Tonius5 2 years ago
Tonius5
That was quite interesting. Thanks for the battle.
Posted by yomama12 2 years ago
yomama12
Remember, this debate is solely for fun, and none of this is meant to hurt feelings. I apologize if this offends anyone.
Posted by Blade-of-Truth 2 years ago
Blade-of-Truth
I apologize, but I made that comment before Imabench accepted one of my debates. For now, I need to focus solely on that. Once that debate is finished, I'll send you a PM and we can get a rap battle going.
Posted by yomama12 2 years ago
yomama12
Ok
Posted by Blade-of-Truth 2 years ago
Blade-of-Truth
Man, this is wack. Lemme rap using pokemon red/blue.
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Vote Placed by tajshar2k 2 years ago
tajshar2k
yomama12Tonius5Tied
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Reasons for voting decision: Con's rap was better, I don't know how I should explain, but his rap seemed to dominate Pro's rap.
Vote Placed by jackh4mm3r 2 years ago
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yomama12Tonius5Tied
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Reasons for voting decision: Con's got more flow in his second round (x + y does not compute to sound well), and the mention of brave bird without making it explicit was good. otherwise, really fun to read on both sides.