The Instigator
MassiveDump
Pro (for)
Winning
11 Points
The Contender
MaqicDan
Con (against)
Losing
0 Points

Polite Rap Battle

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after 3 votes the winner is...
MassiveDump
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 3/24/2013 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,191 times Debate No: 31642
Debate Rounds (4)
Comments (7)
Votes (3)

 

MassiveDump

Pro

MassiveDump and MaqicDan present a polite rap battle.

Who ever can flatter the other debater with the sickest most complimentary rhymes wins.

Round one is to confirm that MaqicDan's body is ready.

And of course it is, because he's just that awesome.
MaqicDan

Con

I gladly accept this rather thoughtful and heart warming rap battle proposed,
even though I cant rhyme to save my life I'm sure this will be fun


And I can't wait to hear your delightful presentation
Debate Round No. 1
MassiveDump

Pro

Aw, snap, it's MaqicDan,
He the man,
Got a plan,
Step aside if you can,

This dude's got more moves than Jackie Chan,
And have you seen this brother do debate?
Oh my damn,

Step out of the coliseum,
This bro does policy um,
and he,
Tops my fallacy um,
And I ,
do Interp.

Ever seen me write an argument?
Ha.
Derp.
He chugs my case like a Pepsi,
Slurp.

But this brother don't do Coke,
He's,
The profile you can't poke,
Please,
All my cases are a joke,
I talk about ponies?
He goes for broke,

But he's got cash money,
Wins all the honeys,
Makes your day all sunny,
Like Winnie the Pooh,
This Tigger's number one cause I smell like number two,

But there's no,
Sequel for me, I mean Dan, look at you!
I'm a ginga,
You're a ninja,
What could I really do?

Somebody messed with Maqic? I pity the foo,
If Mister T. couldn't see this legend then who?

So,
Before you make your case and become a star,
Take this moment just to realize how great you are.

PEACE
MaqicDan

Con

Oh damn listen to that

This guy just busted some rap

I feel fat

Bloated with this knowlege

dude wheres your college?


Where to even start

This ginger gets all the chicks

He knows all the kicks

best pick up lines youve heard

And this kid can last

like "hey babe my watch says your naked"

but its five minutes fast

smooth

this guys got the grove

like some sort of brick

you better move

Or youll be sucking his stick

woah bro no homo

this guy is trouble

just beat up this guy ron

then did the dudes mom!

theres no hope

brutality

fatality

he should be the new pope

King Author reencarnated

Megan Fox hes probably dated

dang

I'm not even started

but I'm getting lazy

So in conclusion:

Hes crazy!



Debate Round No. 2
MassiveDump

Pro

Whoa this gentleman's slick!
Those be some suitable glasses,
And that smart look ain't no trick,
He takes the AP classes,
This dude's got a mind so quick,
Y'all lookin' slow as molasses,
Don't you call him sidekick,
Or he might kick some asses,

But I'll kick myself out, cause my rhymes just stunk,
He's just got funk
You just a punk
Now just go home, you're drunk.

Cause it's always happy hour when Dan's around,
He possesses superpowers makes you dance around,
Female sexes all just cower at his trancing sound,
Just one look, *snap*
Her pants are down,

But let's head back to Earth, he's a really nice guy,
I mean for what it's worth he's got more style than PSY,
Since the day of his own birth, he's been rocking the tie,
Even Double O'Seven ain't a classier spy,

So say Adios to Sauron cause they call him Goldeneye,
(Nothing rhymes with Sauron) MaqicDan is superfly,
Ain't no party like a Maqic party, wanna know why?
Two Words:

Pinkie Pie.

So pony up when you debate him, yeah you better not drag,
No phony ultimatum if your pants gotta sag,
This homie killed a hater with a pink canvas bag,
He's got-
Do I gotta say it?
Do I gotta say it?
Do I gotta say it?
Do I gotta say it?
Yeah,
SWAG

At this final rebuttal,
I don't mean to burst my bubble,
But there surely will be rubble,
Oh my Lord I am in trouble.

Deuces.
MaqicDan

Con

MaqicDan forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
MassiveDump

Pro

That's a shame.
MaqicDan

Con

MaqicDan forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
7 comments have been posted on this debate. Showing 1 through 7 records.
Posted by 9spaceking 2 years ago
9spaceking
I love this!
Posted by Oryus 3 years ago
Oryus
haha I love self-deprecating rap battles. Awesome.
Posted by MassiveDump 3 years ago
MassiveDump
I'm one of a kind.

Just like everyone else.
Posted by Smithereens 3 years ago
Smithereens
The more of your debates I read massivedump, the more im convinced you are not normal.
Posted by MaqicDan 3 years ago
MaqicDan
I've actually used that line before and I got a nice slap in the face for it don't try it hahaha
Posted by MassiveDump 3 years ago
MassiveDump
The watch thing was a nice touch.
Posted by MaqicDan 3 years ago
MaqicDan
lul
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Reasons for voting decision: haha nice debate concept and good job by Pro, and Con for his one round. Args and conduct to Pro for FF.