The Instigator
9spaceking
Pro (for)
Tied
0 Points
The Contender
BobTurner
Con (against)
Tied
0 Points

Pro Will not Win this Debate

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 3/12/2014 Category: Funny
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 641 times Debate No: 48952
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (6)
Votes (1)

 

9spaceking

Pro

I am pro. I do not think I will win this debate because of my inexperience and young age. (I will not reveal my real age but I will say I cannot legally drive yet).
Do you, con, accept the challenge to support the opinion that I, pro, in fact, WILL win this debate?
It's going to be hard for you, because i have no self-confidence, the most important thing in a competition or debate. Ah, poor me!
I will say here even now: I already give up. Vote con. :(
Let us hope con has very good self-confidence to win this debate!
BobTurner

Con

Pro will win this debate because of his exceptional conduct. It's only the first round and he has already told us to vote Con! He wins conduct, and because spelling and grammar are likely the same, neither of us will use sources, and arguments are a tie -- since neither of us will make any arguments -- he will win the debate.

Congratulations on your win, Pro.
Debate Round No. 1
9spaceking

Pro

Alas, I had onli don spelin in da first round 4 u guys to beable to red it. My spelin is really badddd, da onli reasoon that I waspurrfect was was becus I usd spell-check. i am lazi and dont have time, so tis round, no psel chekc 4 me. :(
I triedto find a sourcee forree me credibilty, and here: http://htwins.net... . but its not credibly ata ll, so I lose at sourcers. srsly, all the sitE does is say meisawesome and post it's websit variasions on the website wbsit.
I'm rly busy so im likely to forfeit the next round.
This is sad....vote con.
BobTurner

Con

Pro ε^3;ναι πολa3; ευγενικa2;ς, αλλ^0; δεν ε^3;μαι ακa2;μη και την απa2;σπαση επιχε^3;ρημ^0; μου στα αγγλικ^0;. Αυτa2; ε^3;ναι το πa4;ς αυτa2; ε^3;ναι λυπηρa2;. Αυτa2; ε^3;ναι κ^0;ποιο ε^3;δος σπαστ^0; ελληνικ^0;, ^2; κ^0;τι τ^1;τοιο. Θα χ^0;σω αυτ^2; τη συζ^2;τηση. Ψηφοφορ^3;α Pro.
Debate Round No. 2
9spaceking

Pro

See? My opponent is so xperienced he can make an amazing argument using another foreign language while I only can----
ONLY FIVE MINUTES LEFT???? CURSE YOU OPPONENT, you're a ********* **** * * ** * ** * ** ** **** ** *******
oh no, I don't have good conduct! Looks like I have to erase it...But I cannot....running...out...of.time....
trying to amk a godoa rgumentsa here buta epically failing no gotta...click...submit bottoan....dog junmpserighseorpgag iseorghnon ahrwohs e ARGHGHGHHG **** *** ** ** * ** ** ** ** * *******
TOo bad. Looks like I won't win, conduct wise!!
BobTurner

Con

I concede. Vote Pro -- even though he's a giant slimy, malevolent pile of purple slime that was shot out of my dog's arshole and that metastasized not long thereafter.
Debate Round No. 3
9spaceking

Pro

Oh my, such strong words!! You see, this guy is super experienced, being a 44 year old weirdo. His vocab. is much much stronger, havin graduated from college and POST DOCTORIAL!!! Meanwhile I am stuck in high school. Yes, it is true, I is stuck in freshman year, poor me. I couldnt come up with mighty insultin words like he did, forced to come up with lamee-lame (is that a word?) "censoring marks". As you can see my inexperience and poor vocab words along with bad conduct, poor research sources & badbad bad bad bad spelin, results, in, my , great, grande, defeet!
BobTurner

Con

I'm not a 44 year old post doc. Im a 30-year old wanna be troll.
Debate Round No. 4
9spaceking

Pro

yes, a really horrible ugli one too! In contrast i is horrible! (Based on this source: http://htwins.net... )
Seriously, i used the same editing source to say me is awesome!
Vote con. :(
In conclusion, in my conclusion I shalt tell you to vote con (again?!) because....because...because I wanna be the wionner. HORAH!
Because of also, I have horribe conduc t, spellin, sources, grammer, and rUn-ON sentences wuch as this oneee. I oculdhave forfeited but I didnt becuz I was too lazy to forfeit.
Go figurfe.
GG anyways. (no idea what it stands for)
BobTurner

Con

Vote Pro.


Debate Round No. 5
6 comments have been posted on this debate. Showing 1 through 6 records.
Posted by 9spaceking 3 years ago
9spaceking
yay! I didn't win! I technically win! (Because, you know, I'm supposed to support the position of myself not winning, and it's a tie...so I win!)
Posted by 9spaceking 3 years ago
9spaceking
NOTE TO EVERYBODY: either way I win--if everybody votes con then my point is proved, if everybody votes pro I win the debate!! WIN WIN!!!
Posted by AngelofDeath 3 years ago
AngelofDeath
Best of luck to BobTurner, for whom it;s impossible to win
Posted by AngelofDeath 3 years ago
AngelofDeath
GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol i did this exact same thing with different wording and i think one less round.... if somebody accepts, all his/her arguments will be based on compliments to you haha
Posted by RowanM 3 years ago
RowanM
Nice paradox you got there, pal.
Posted by johnlubba 3 years ago
johnlubba
5 rounds, No way.
1 votes has been placed for this debate.
Vote Placed by donald.keller 3 years ago
donald.keller
9spacekingBobTurnerTied
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Reasons for voting decision: A tie. Both are as equally wrong as they are right. Did I win the Riddle?