The Instigator
ChristianM
Pro (for)
Losing
13 Points
The Contender
Justinisthecrazy
Con (against)
Winning
39 Points

Quote Battle

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after 9 votes the winner is...
Justinisthecrazy
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 3/13/2009 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 8 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,128 times Debate No: 7384
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (3)
Votes (9)

 

ChristianM

Pro

You are only permitted 1 quote per round.

We will begin in round 2.
(We can add more quotes, in a later round)

P.S. This is a light-hearted debate and is not meant to be taken seriously.
Justinisthecrazy

Con

give me a slighty bigger explanation and lets go
Debate Round No. 1
ChristianM

Pro

The quotes must be funny. Judges will judge each round by which quote is funnier.
Maybe in round 3 ill say ok now you can put 3 quotes.

Ill start. AND BUENA SUERTE!

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
Short funny quotes, Unknown.
Justinisthecrazy

Con

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
---Dean Martin
Debate Round No. 2
ChristianM

Pro

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
- Whoopi Goldberg
Justinisthecrazy

Con

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Anonymous
Debate Round No. 3
ChristianM

Pro

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
-Ancient Chinese Proverb
Justinisthecrazy

Con

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
-- Demetri Martin
Debate Round No. 4
ChristianM

Pro

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
-Natalie Goodman (parking attendant)
Justinisthecrazy

Con

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by philosphical 8 years ago
philosphical
Con, i think this ones the best!
"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack."

but pro had some good ones too.

CONVINCING ARGUMENT-CON
EVERYTHING ELSE-USAKID1121
Posted by philosphical 8 years ago
philosphical
who cares its funny
Posted by PoeJoe 8 years ago
PoeJoe
Miscellaneous forum plz. This is a non-debate!
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