The Instigator
JimShady
Pro (for)
The Contender
Rational_Thinker9119
Con (against)

R@P B@ttle 7

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 2/7/2017 Category: Music
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Debating Period
Viewed: 532 times Debate No: 99664
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JimShady

Pro

Another one.

Rules: First round is acceptance, next 3 are for rap. No copying somebody else, and rap as hard as you can.

"Back into the game as before, rap will never be the same as before..."
-Slim Shady, Forever
Rational_Thinker9119

Con

I accept.
Debate Round No. 1
JimShady

Pro

You accepted this battle, stepped right into it without hesitance
I thought you were a rational thinker, but it seems you have lesser sense
than a down syndrome dog, I beat your @ss in past, future, present tense,
You beg for absolution but I'm not a priest giving penitence!

Especially not to a dumb fvck liberal, the curse of politics
Conservative policies is where the money is, all of it
Liberal Ideology of Hillary and the nasty woman... uh that's toxic shjt
To rap battle one of them gives me a disease, I'm positive

A secular religionist, what's that mean, are you a Communist?
Are we gonna have to drop a nuke on you to calm your tjts?
Hopefully will take out your collection of all your djcks,
There's no reason to hoard all those djldos, you caustic prjck.

I see your debate ratio is on the high side, so you're smart, we know
But in this rap battle you're gonna get robbed of some of your Elo
But that's what you signed up for when you took this deal, though.
You never stood a chance, might as well go suck on your favorite djldo!
Rational_Thinker9119

Con

Wow Jim Shady is the worst name ever
Do friends show up to your Birthday? Never
Thinking that your shitty rap will get you a buck
You're Christian but even Jesus says that you suck

Your profile says you make less than 25k
I'll slap you with bills if you get in my way
Make it rain on your mom with the currency
Slap that a** hard and make her work for me

You can't afford Versace you cry and complain
Them shades look created on Microsoft Paint
Your picture says "thug" that will get you shot
Lookin' like a white crack head version of 2 Pac

You play penises like how you put fingers on flutes
You're ugly as hell but at least your boyfriend thinks that you're cute
You chill with only homos that's forever your fate
It's simple geometry, no one in your "circle" will ever be "straight"

Listen your trash your simple it's a fact
I bet you ask your mom to pop the pimples on your back
So I don't care about your mellow sh*tty verse
You probably hide vibrators in your Hello Kitty purse

Those arm pits smell like vomit on the carpet
You so weak you get behind the wheel and get car sick
My raps are like a gift that keeps on giving
While you should end your life as it ain't worth living
Debate Round No. 2
JimShady

Pro

The con thinks he's smart, he feels like Einstein
I'll make sure to snap that hope-and his back- need a life line?
Thinking you're on Broadway but bjtch no it's my time,
I'll rap hard into the night and enjoy the limelight

Your occupation is sales, what exactly is your product?
Is your inventory a shelf full of djldos stocked up?
Rash Thinker thinking he's some hot stuff
F@g, I'll rip you open, someone will need to get your guts mopped up

High school education, is that all you obtained?
29 year old man but he lacks even SOME brain.
Act like your a philosopher but when you speak I complain
"This mothafvcka raps like he weezy, the dumb Wayne!"

As for me, don't question my authenticity
Whenever I rap the crowds packed will listen to me
When you let your flow go people think you trippin, you see
My raps are the fastest flow, I give skilled spit, you screech

But when I enter with a MAC-10, there's no dissenters, I'm not acting
Aim my gun, better just step back, friend, you gonna fend for your back, man
Got your girl, sent her money for a lap dance, You're left fetters with and a f@p hand
My raps are better than a pageant, you're in awe, left with "How did that just happen?!?!"

I'm just sitting here, laughing, You the tools to succeed
And all you got is the a mouth full of drool to suck seed
By seed, I mean $emen, I see you are dumb
Anything you say makes you sound like a fool, you must see!

It's disgusting... who you think you are, Machine gun Kelly?
Whack @ss rapper who's a characteristics are cheap, dumb, smelly?
And your fat @ss mom continuously eats saying "Keep some, belly!!!!"
Me and the mania have already told you we da best, we done telling

Your raps keep on failing, they are so disaster-ful
Got yourself in the wrecked car with no air bags like Masterful
Your raps are layered with slowness and tragic lulls.
Look bro, to go against me just wasn't rational.

Your turn, but first apply ice to the burn before your ashes in an urn.
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Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by JimShady 1 year ago
JimShady
OK, but just wait. I got 3 battles and two debates going on, let me wait for a few to end.
Posted by CosmoJarvis 1 year ago
CosmoJarvis
Yo yo yo, Jimmy, my boy, let's rap it out together sometime
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