RAP BATTLE #3 Cheesedingo1 V.S. Beachgirly

I had a rap battle with you once before, and one with yarely. I'm stessed, and need to rap. Show my emotion. Accept this, BEACHGIRLY!!!!!

I thank Beachgirly for accepting.Now, let's get started.

Beachgirly, what you got on me

your shady like an oak tree

cut your head off like labotomy

U just wanna get on top of me!


Your weak just lyin' on the beach

I bet your rap voice is like a screech

I clean you away like a bottle of bleach

I am the king they can't impeach!


Life is a beach im just playin in the sand,

said lil' wayne, b*tch, slap you with my left-hand!

You be sinkin out of sight, just call it quicksand,

You try to wrap around my waist, just like a waistband!


I'll try to make this nice and fast,

The gap between us is long and vast

Just give up now, you know you're outclassed,

I sense me winning with some rain on the forcast!

I can't beleive it. You say that your the best?

The last time we battled, i swatted you like a pest!

The voters voted for me, you aren't the one who's blessed!

Go take a nap and just give up, I'll put your skills to rest


You play with me just like a toy?

I think it's you I will destroy

This is so easy, I will enjoy

The loss you take, your unemployed


Now your startin to say you shake me like cage?

You were the one shaken by your mom out of rage

that's why you so mental, just get offstage

Just get the f*ck out, my power you can't gauge


I agree with you on the fact your rap was taboo

no one should hear that peice of crap rap, it sure blew

Im a motherf*ckin' animal, can't contain me in no zoo

You have no chance to beat me, all the voters know it's true.


Get back to my sausage fest?

Your the only one there, cause it's what you digest

You got no butt you got no breast

Even Pitbull don't wanna open your treasure chest!


Im seein' strange clouds like B.o.B.

smoke a joint so fast i go through it all easy

you just wanna get on top of me

I know your okay with that, my d*ck you wanna see


I'm out!

Last round, right here!!!!! LET'S GO!!!!!!




All right, you say you get guys everywhere,

But when they see that you got nothin' they will run like they be scared

You act like you are hot sh*t but we all beware

because in all of your no-no regions they be covered in hair!


You sleep with lots of guys, and all you do is pull and push?

You got one thing in common with George W. and it is BUSH!


When I first saw your profile pic, I didn't think "D cup"!

I just saw some big-mouth chick that likes to get f*cked up!

You be attackin' my body from the bottom up

Your definately no match for me, your skills need to amp up!


I think you the football player, get on me and shout "TOUCHDOWN!"

You wanna get tackled, give me head like with a crown

When you see what I be packin' you be smiling, there's no frown

But then I see your not attractive and I laugh just like a clown!


My d*ck be bigger by far than any tic or tac

But even Sir Mixalot will agree about you that "baby got NO back!"

Your skills are so below me, I tower over you like Shaq

Then, baby, you be swallowin, like a bottle of #7 jack!


I be smokin' like a blunt, you be old like betty white

I be far out of your sight so far, Im in space while you stare at the night

Your the tornado that that met my volcano, Eminem know's my skill's are tight

This rap battles over. I've won. Go home. My bird of victory is in flight!


I thank Beachgirly for this debate, and the voters for reading this.
Thank you. VOTE FOR PRO!!!


CHEESEDINGO1'S OUT!