The Instigator
monkeydude99
Pro (for)
Losing
41 Points
The Contender
Danielle
Con (against)
Winning
132 Points

RAP BATTLE(begginners)

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 11/25/2009 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 7 years ago Status: Voting Period
Viewed: 4,651 times Debate No: 10245
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monkeydude99

Pro

Just a simple rap battle. this is my first rap battle, but that doesnt mean im bad. just remember that this is just for fun, take the challenge. i will let my opponent begin.
Danielle

Con

I'll write this with four minutes to spare before posting
It's lyrical war so just prepare yourself for the roasting
I'm not shy about boasting - my skills are fly, worth the toasting
So keep that in mind throughout this battle you're hosting
Yo, why'd you limit these rounds to just 1,000 letters?
I guess you know the less ammo I have, then the better
And why'd you even start this, just to walk away from it?
Silly rap n00b, you must be on some crazy sh1t
No I can't relate to it, In fact I'm gonna hate on it
Instigate a challenge and then forfeit like a lazy kid
You talk a big game but don't deliver like that Pedro biz
So I'm gonna make you my daddy like them Yankees did
Laying down Law like Jude; no not the one from the Beatles
My rhymes are holier than people's praying under steeples
So know I'll have you on your knees, begging for mercy like the sinners
Note: you're the only novice in this rap here "for beginners"
Debate Round No. 1
monkeydude99

Pro

This is no battle, more like a war
Get your rap together, before i kick you out the door
And if you want more, just like the poor
Cause once you start a fight i wont give any remorse
Cause rapping you aint hard, its more like a choir
I'm gonna win its factual, like 2+2=4
Listen here, your a girl, and i respect that
But dont come in here acting like i dont know rap
Cause to me it looks like its YOUR rhymes that are whack
Dont even bother, just take a step back
Before i quickly turn you into the class act
Hey, you brought baseball into this?
Well i play it, what a coincidence
You watch, real fast ill make you wince
Cause I started going and i havent looked back since
And your over there spittin' like your the priest
Youve probably never been to church, but i have atleast
It seems to me like youll be the one on your knees
Youll be begging for me to stop this pounding, like please, please
Youll be the sinner,
and Ill eat you for dinner
even though I am the begginner
Danielle

Con

Damn you must not've heard of me; you're sounding so absurd to me
If this is war dude then you're going down like Germany
I could still win even without another word from me
As it just occurred to me your skills haven't reached maturity
About to get beaten by a girl and feel a world of insecurity
And I'm glad to see you claim that you respect women
Was that supposed to impress me? Sorry, it didn't
Like your last verse - how could you think you made a fool of me?
Yours was worse; rhymes so sad I thought it was eulogy
So I hope this means that your days of rapping are dead
Maybe some Hooked on Phonics should happen instead
After I win, my ego's fed; we'll make peace and break bread
But til then I won't cease; you're too easy to shred
So you better bring your A-game in upcoming rounds
But don't think of acting foul just cause your balls are out of bounds
On your weakness I'll pounce even after smoking an ounce
Cuz there's only 1 title and there can't be 2 crowns
Debate Round No. 2
monkeydude99

Pro

I heard you , i aint speaking chinese
Your gonna be on your knees blowin' something that aint a sneeze
This battle has been a long haul,
But im getting my rap game runnning, yours is still on a crawl
Dont tell me to stop my game, cause i aint stopping at all
Cause on a 1 on 1 battle your gonna fall
Spittin' what you got, acting like you ball
But you know you got this from somwhere online
So ill ask you to make up a real rhyme
Maybe you got it from one of your friends on a chatline
Your so weird you call your girls and end up on a flatline
Since there's no more copy and pasting, you better post your rap before the deadline
Get your rap together cause homie i got mine
Yah im the novice and thats fine
Your 22, so our years are seperated by 9
Judging from your last rap, you might be tipsy from some wine
And now youve seen my skills, dont say im bad, thats a lie
But when you lose this rap, just dont go whine
You may be the queen of rap, but u no im comin' up on the rise
Danielle

Con

Damn your threats were a tease
Man you said that there'd be war
I'd rather be dead than on my knees
Guess you don't know what "L" stands for
Try to get up here on my level, I'll
Walk on you like the floor, meanwhile
My attack leaves you bedeviled
But like a whore you're back for more
Then accuse me of plagiarizing
But that accusation is crucial
We both know you're just crying
Cuz my obliteration was brutal
I'll prove to you that you're lying
I dare you to type it in Google
Then come back apologizing
When your worthless search is futile
I know you're a beginner, ungroomed
So I wasn't expecting a Grammy
You won't be the winner but I assumed
You'd at least bring the Heat from Miami
Though your flow's cold like icicles
I rode you like a bicycle
Brought you down to the ground
Even while I was getting high on nickels
So no complaints that you lost
Yeah you're catching balls like Randy Moss
But even that can't beat the Saints
Still undefeated, I'm the boss
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by Koopin 7 years ago
Koopin
At least the chickens are free.....
Posted by LeafRod 7 years ago
LeafRod
That's pretty cool. I wasn't saying I didn't believe you.
Posted by Mangani 7 years ago
Mangani
If you have self esteem issues, that's personal. Rap battles are about crushing your opponent's self esteem. I think the fact that you can't handle my criticism sums up your performance.
Posted by monkeydude99 7 years ago
monkeydude99
Thank you Mangini, really helped my self esteeem out with that comment lol! But I dont want your help, cause I just did this thing for kicks and giggles. And then Lwerd joined the debate, and I wasnt having fun :(
Posted by Mangani 7 years ago
Mangani
Google me
Posted by LeafRod 7 years ago
LeafRod
LOL, Mangani is so wack.
Posted by Mangani 7 years ago
Mangani
Sorry buddy. Can't give you props for your lack of rapping skills in THIS debate. And no offense about the "friends" comment- I wasn't implying you were cheating, rather the voters were being biased. Also my name is Mangani, not Mangini.

If you're trying to develop your rap skills I can help you. I would also suggest putting an age limit on your next rap battle if you're going to keep using the "I'm 13" excuse. I started rapping when I was 8 years old, and as a ten year old I had better raps than you. LOL!
Posted by monkeydude99 7 years ago
monkeydude99
Guys, I appreciate the votes, BUT Mangini is right. Lwerd won this battle, as clearly shown by the votes. But mangini I have none of those people as my friends, and this is my first rap battle, and it sucked to be put up against the DDO "champion" as my first contestant. So I was a little down when I saw that Lwerd Joined my debate, but give me props for sticking with her the whole way. And im 13. SO.........YAH
Posted by Mangani 7 years ago
Mangani
Stephen, you are a fool. I have been rapping for 22 years, and I run my own record label. This is a rap battle. Monkeydude did neither. Sure he put a couple of rhymes together, but he lacked structure, put some words together that didn't actually rhyme (in ANY accent), wasn't conceptual at all in what he was saying, lacked lyricism, and didn't even attack his opponent.

Lwerd's rap had structure- if you say her rap out lout it actually sounds like you're rapping. She used a ton of metaphors to diss her opponent, and her rap had a clear direction that didn't leave you saying "huh?"

I can understand how all the little kids will vote for Monkeydude, but don't give any excuse other than he's your friend, or you didn't understand Lwerd's metaphors.
Posted by Vi_Veri 7 years ago
Vi_Veri
... what are you talking about, StephenAlson? So PRO did it like it was suppose to be??? You must not be reading the same rap battle everyone else.
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