Random Poetry Battle
Debate Rounds (5)
Give me your best
To start off this test
Write what you will
Even if it's to shrill
I only bade a religous space
Oh, please, it doesn't belong in this place
This is a place for the brighest of ways
Or to write down your hardest of dismays
This battle is not to bash
That is a terrible behavior and belongs in the trash
This battle is to help you improve
To learn strageties that fit the way you move
Because the battle has just begun.
Smells like someone farted
Nah that's just my rhymes
They're not with the times
Sometimes they stink
Sometimes they make you think
Which will it be?
That's for me to know
and you to see.
And that's the point, I'm here to make you think
And for the one who just farted
That smell reeks, I think it was my brother
It's not for the faint-hearted
I assure you it's fine
It's weird and unique
Not even to bleak
Oh no, what's that?
Crap, it's crap
I have to clean the floor from a present left by my cat...
Looks like this kitty won't get a snack
Avast, I'll be right back...
By the poems at hand.
What are we arguing-
this seems rather bland!
I think we should discuss
a matter of pro or con
Or we risk blathering
on and on and on
Is there a topic,
or is there simply no theme?
Since this is debate.org
Then it would seem
A conversational basis
could be a good aim
Or are we merely playing
a juvenile game?
(either is fine,
I have not a thought
but we should decide
yes, that we ought.)
I don't know would you like to pick?
I currently playing a computer game
I guess we can keep it the same
Or we could go on about fish
Or possibly your favorite dish?
I may stray off 'cause I ramble
Keeping me focus is like a infinite gamble
You choose the topic,
If I do I may ramble, trust I can't stop it.
Lately it seems,
all i see is memes...
Well it does happen to suck today...
Which do you prefer?
Google or bing?
Or a different pecuiliar thing?
The meme trap you in with a giggle-fit lure.
I don't always rhyme in memes,
But when I do it's the topic, it seems.
Ermagerd, I must stop,
This is simply to much and makes my head want to pop.
This battle goes up on the shelf.
This no longer interests me
It was a good idea, this is true
But my rhyming's falling though.
There is one poem left each
Let's make them sweet as a peach
So here I submit
And after the next round I'll quit
Sorry to see this come to an end.
You fought hard and with might.
Something I won't forget this night.
A true knight with words you are,
Atleast we got to come this far.
I'm glad that you chose this debate,
It's a characteristic to like and not hate.
I may continue this another day,
Another opponent would enjoy if they may.
Sorry this was such a bore,
It was a fun thing to experience and I might do it more.
the poem is done
But I must tell you
it was so much fun!
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