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Started: 3/22/2014 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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This debate is for random humor.
1st round: acceptance, and opening statements.
2nd round: arguments
3rd round: arguments
4th round: arguments
5th round: closing statements


Unicorns are definitely real; This is proven by Einstein's theory of realiunicorny. Anyone who disagrees is immediately wrong.


I accept your challenge.
Debate Round No. 1


Your welcome for refusing my challenge unworthy opponent.

First of all video games are a symbol of the future. They obviously represent a new era in which people are not a live, but controlled by unicorns. If humans were turned into billionaires who would pick up the trash? And if trash was turned into humans who would feed the aliens? I don't know if its possible for a man to live after being hit by a bicycle going five miles an hour, but I think he would probably die. In a study by Mahatma Ghandi dinosaurs that do not have tails do not survive very long in the ocean.

So dear opponent, before responding to my utterly profound statements of wisdom please answer these three questions:

1. Why is the apple 5?

2. Where do computers go if they blow up?

3. How does an eagle eat its vegetables?


Well, that's harsh man!

Thank you for creating this debate, you unworthy opponent!

First of all, I would like to refute my opponent's statements.

They said that unicorns are reAl which is proven through real unicorns created by Einstein. I disagree because of two reasons. One, they have no source. Two, I tried to find this theory, but it was nowhere to be found! Therefore, this statement is invalid.

They also said that there would be a new era represented by video games controlled by unicorns. I disagree for the reason that this is an assumption backed by no evidence without a source. Therefore, my opponent has brought up another invalid point with no source that should be discounted.

Thirdly, they questioned who would pick up the trash if everybody were billionaires. The answer is robots. If all people were billionaires, they wouldn't have maids and people working for hem, so the solution is robots.

They also brought up a bunch of random things, hence the topic "Randomness" all backed by NO source and COMPLETELY fake!

Alright, now I would like to answer my opponent's questions for me.

1. The apple is actually red, not 5.

2. Ok, this is an assumption, but when computers blow up, they go to computer heaven.

3.An eagle eats it's vegetables by biting, chewing, digesting, and pooping.

Alright, now I would like to bring up a few random statements of my own.

Blue whales are blue.

Pigs oink.

A mouse cannot carry a house, but 1,000+ mouses can.


Thank you for enjoying this debate, and good luck to my opponent :)
Debate Round No. 2


IwinYoulose333 forfeited this round.


Since my opponent has forfeited the last round, I have a few words to say.







And, that concludes my third round arguments.
Debate Round No. 3


IwinYoulose333 forfeited this round.


I hope my opponent does not forfeit again. I have a few questions for him.

1. Why are fore trucks red?

2. Why are pandas racist?

3. Is climate change caused by walruses?

4. Why are cats better than bananas?

Debate Round No. 4


IwinYoulose333 forfeited this round.


I don't know what to say... My opponent forfeited... Except... RAZABELLA!
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by IwinYoulose333 2 years ago
darnit I forgot. just keep going ill get the next one
Posted by pc131313 2 years ago
quote fake sources to defend yourself, Inwinyoulose333. Write them on dysencyclopedia.
Posted by IwinYoulose333 2 years ago
Hey Pokemonzr, thanks for accepting this debate and all, but the point of a randomness debate, is not only to bring up random statements, but also to answer the opponents random statements with other random statements.

Q: Why did Bob eat the cow if it was purple?

A: Because he wasn't able to digest the pink chicken.
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