The Instigator
FatBoyFresh
Pro (for)
Tied
16 Points
The Contender
Dawg_Face
Con (against)
Tied
16 Points

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Started: 4/26/2011 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 6 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (4)
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FatBoyFresh

Pro

See who can rap da best. NO rules
You pick who starts
Dawg_Face

Con

Alright Fatboyfresh. I said that I'd accept the next challenge to become open just to get my three under my belt. I'd prefer no cursing simply because it's frowned upon on this site. Other than that. I guess you can start whenever you're ready. Good luck.
Debate Round No. 1
FatBoyFresh

Pro

alright,
Ding the round begins, I'm the heavy weight CHAMP
If my raps were wet, yours wouldn't even be DAMP
Im a miami boy representing 305
You'll be loosing to a kid who can't even DRIVE
My nickname is diesel and it's because my raps are highly FIERY
Your so feminine you probably write your raps in a DIARY
Busting out rhymes, to me, is a MUST
Im hotter than the core your not even the CRUST
I think its about that TIME
to bust out a RHYME
and murder you with every single type of CRIME
Im a lil overweight and i consider myself a CANNIBAL
Instead of studying id rather drink a case of DANIMALS
You said to keep it clean so that's what I'm going to DO
But you probably never thought a kid could rap like this, who KNEW
Im out trying to make a name so i could make a good LIVING
And give my whole family a good meal like THANKSGIVING
Im a white rapper, out numbered and CONFUSED
Your probably beat up, tired and ABUSED
Im keeping the lyrics on the down LOW
Its amazing how much like a river my raps FLOW
Best dam rapper even with out an AFRO
Dawg_Face

Con

Your nicknames Diesel, you got it while you were alone./ Went hunting for you on Myspace , found a pic of Vaseline and hotdogs with a tag line that said, "Another Friday night at home."/Those rhymes you laid were dumber than strangling yourself with a cordless phone./ How does this muppet think he's gonna take the Kings throne?/I took this battle just to throw a nerd a bone./ You're just another hopeless teen that shoulda been aborted... on your own./

Yeah son, your rhymes got flow. They come once a month./ Dr. Suess said he never had kids, now I think I gotta hunch/He didn't wanna claim the retarded daughter from the Brady Bunch./ So now I gotta serve you AND take your lunch./ Must kill you that I don't even do this an you're still getting crushed./ Like when you popped out the womb and the doctor didn't spank your butt/ he gave you a gut punch/Rick James'd your mom and kicked your dad in the nuts./

The name's Dawg Face chump, I'm nothing but live./ I'll come to your nice burbs and get more respect than YOU in the 305./ Dang, now I think that was the line./ I'm gonna be responsible for your internet broadcast suicide./ "LOCAL BOY BULLIED TO DEATH", I can already see the headlines./ News stations will drop it when they find out it's you and nobodies tuning in at Nine./
Debate Round No. 2
FatBoyFresh

Pro

So i can tell you're a beginner cause your rap lines are so long
It sounds to me you'd be better off singing a Disney channel song
If you were Bob Barker than the Price is Wrong
Im younger but i got you looking up at me like I'm King Kong

A yo look this guy acting like he's all big a tough
Cause he tried to rape his mom and she went to hard and to rough
Tried to put him in a handcuff
So he just said enough is enough

Your names Dawg Face cause you uglier than hell
Im a bad as* rapper but I guess you couldn't tell
For dinner you cant find food so you eat a pack of gel
Your probably writing these raps from a god dam cell

From charges of crimes like steeling bras from Macys
If you were to swing a bat you'd strike out like the mighty Casey
My raps are tasty while yours are just pasty
I walk around with shoes of suede while yours are all lacy

You say your nothing but live
Dawg you wouldn't be live if you were an active bee hive.
Your so ugly looking you'd even make frankenstein come alive
And he'd wake up before you even arive

Id like to see you make in a city like mine where they rap like a speech
We got Fort Lauderdale all the way down to south Beach
And are cars are all lambos and would never ever screech
And the homeless get ignored and they would just die for a peach

Talk about my mom and dad like that is a disgrace their my own flesh
While your mom stand on a corner wearing leggings made of mesh
The raps that i have spit will make even Lil Weezy thresh
But you just heard from the man himself, its FatBoyFresh
Dawg_Face

Con

You're d@mn right I'm Bob Barker, you're Happy Gilmore.
Dropped kicked in the grill Rd.1, you don't want no more.
Coulda had your mom for a dollar, but your dad wanted four.
Not that she was worth it, just knew she'd be useless and sore.

"Fatboyfresh"? what is this? 1982?
You probably ate the competition coming down the fallopian tube.
That's why you're a cannibal, well, that... and you eat nut soup.
I'm Dawg face punk cuz I'm a product of 2 Live Crew and Snoop.

If you're a bad @$$ rapper, you're right, I can't tell.
You'd get no hits on Youtube because pedo's don't get net in jail.
You can't talk about winning, you aint Obama and this aint the Nobel.
Just some whack @$$ kid, scared, to come out of his white @$$ shell.

You better become a lawyer, raps not your forte.
You'd get shook in county and hang yourself before your court date.
Screaming out at night, "Why wont Jorge go away!?!"
It's cuz you're an @$$ clown.... Pret a porter... (1)

Wanna be B. Rabbit, probably cry at night when the lights go off.
Wont leave your house at night, scared a black guy might cough.
Few more years your nuts will match your boobs and drop.
your first and last debate now make like little people and Roloff....(2)

(1)http://en.wikipedia.org...
(2)http://tlc.howstuffworks.com...
Debate Round No. 3
FatBoyFresh

Pro

Looks like I'm dealing with a goon
Who needs to post links for people understand his tune
You take pride in calling a kid out in a fight
But all you got against me is that I'm fat and white
Take some time to think of something else to spit
At least i got a di*k you got a tight as* clit
But who who gives a sh*t right
Well just see the one standing under the lime light
All the curse words coming out of my mouth are spilling
And this is Call of Duty your the one that im killing
Dont ever compare me to a man like B Rabbit
Just cause rappin and spitten is my bad habit
No matter what you do im better
My rhymes get reported like channel 7 reports the weather
Ill leave you here Sta sta sta stuttering
And all you can do is just keep muttering
its time to drop the childish games and start making words that rhyme
and if you need some help, try god, l'chaim
Your maken fun when you don't even know me
This is the ultimate match up call it Lebron vs. Kobe
To bad know one knows of 2 Live Crew
And snoop hasn't had a hit since two thousand and two
You just heard from FatBoy and im taking a bow
Lets just see what the crowd has to say about this right here, right now
Dawg_Face

Con

I posted links because I knew you were young and dumb.
Still watching Spongebob, Still sucking your thumb.
How do you not know 2 Live Crew and Uncle Luke???
Damn kid, they're from the same city as YOU!
You're the type to not even know about Biscayne Bay.
Cuz you stay scared in your house when it's 3 miles away.
Rapping for you is a bad habit, I'll admit.
Everytime you open your mouth, you're spitting nothing but sh*t.
I don't have to makes jokes about your weight.
Because you ARE a joke, and carry NO weight.
Stop dreaming, this aint Lebron vs. Kobe.
It's an Olsen Twin vs. Me, Shinobi.
Hit you with a lyrical katana and split you in literal half.
You'll wake up manana and still be nothing but fat.
Just 16 bars this round, what did you think you'd do?
Three rounds later, but I beat you at bar #2.

Thanks to my opponent Fatboyfresh for creating this "debate." It was fun.
I hope he gives me some credit when he's using my lines at school tomorrow to get a laugh.
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by Dawg_Face 6 years ago
Dawg_Face
@Trenchmouth - I got your "old guy" dangling, I'm STILL much younger than you... lol.
Posted by Dawg_Face 6 years ago
Dawg_Face
Thank you and good luck.
Posted by FatBoyFresh 6 years ago
FatBoyFresh
Some good sh*t man!!! Thanks for battle
Posted by Dawg_Face 6 years ago
Dawg_Face
If it was live, I wouldn't have accepted. It's not what I do.
Posted by brandonianempire 6 years ago
brandonianempire
Unless dawg_face really messes this up, I'm gonna give the 3rd round to him. Sorry fatboy, but "Dawg you wouldn't be live if you were an active bee hive." just killed the mood. Also, that reference to Casey at the bat... never should have happened.. lol If I could offer a suggestion, let's see these rhymes live. Record a video/sound file of yourself (or have a friend do it) and post a link to it in the comments. That will show who the real best freestyler is.
Posted by Dawg_Face 6 years ago
Dawg_Face
It's gonna happen Bro. I'm just warming up and I don't do this.
Posted by brandonianempire 6 years ago
brandonianempire
OUCH! Dawg_Face has takes round 2. But I'll be waiting for FatboyFresh to come up with a stinger! On the other hand, Dawg_Face, I couldn't quite get your rhythm; Syllables didn't match up real well.
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Vote Placed by tvellalott 6 years ago
tvellalott
FatBoyFreshDawg_FaceTied
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Reasons for voting decision: I liked Cons raps much better. Sorry Pro.
Vote Placed by Icepick517 6 years ago
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FatBoyFreshDawg_FaceTied
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Reasons for voting decision: fatboy came across with better impact lines
Vote Placed by RougeFox 6 years ago
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FatBoyFreshDawg_FaceTied
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Vote Placed by TrenchMouth 6 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I thought both competitors did great. I was laughing numerous times while reading. I did feel the rhythm of the 'pro' combatant better. Shorter verses. Obviously, it was a young kid vs. an old guy.:)
Vote Placed by Rockylightning 6 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Reppin Miami and don't know Uncle Luke? That's like sayin you ball but don't hoop. Following the Torah but not calling yourself a Jew.
Vote Placed by kohai 6 years ago
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