The Instigator
JimShady
Pro (for)
Losing
0 Points
The Contender
WOLF.J
Con (against)
Winning
7 Points

-Rap Battle 23-

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WOLF.J
Voting Style: Open Point System: Select Winner
Started: 1/28/2018 Category: Music
Updated: 5 months ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (3)
Comments (12)
Votes (1)

 

JimShady

Pro

I'm a chill dude, like a new freezer,
I forgive foes, unlike mean Caesar
I end the fights, called the appeaser
Drinks are on me, called a sweet pleaser

Oh, My knees hurt, (but I don't suck djck)
I'm Just tired of the ol' rap subject
Insults and jibes, I used to love it
But now I'm nice, it's peace I covet

So enough shjt, let's get psychedelic
My old battles is just a bunch of relic

This may be competish, but it's lax
Laid back, not debate filled with fact
hate rap , none of that this rap
Just good fun, join me in this pact

Cloud surfin', like I'm on some shrooms
This new beat has got me in the mood
Happy like I see Ariana nude
That'll give me a good new attitude
WOLF.J

Con

Lets start of with the basics, i'll make you redefine yo life from a new basis, where's ya bae?- sis.
I got her, she bless, you a mess, we fine dining, Ric flair suit shining. 5 star everything, 5 star everything, 5 star every thing.
You just an infant, still need ya crawler, holla at me I'm a baller, you got no balls uhh. You blatantly suckin, you blatantly suckin, you blatantly suckin. D1ck, you a d1ck, and your bars make me sick. Quick Quick Quick, what's 1+1

Window, you still bussin windows, 1998, you so outta date. Ya real name Kate. Man you know I am great...

Great like Sikander, that's Alexander for you muppets, sheeple stinkin puppets.
I own ya, god shall condone ya.

I'm sayin I am g o d, I don't play c o d. I am a vegetarian, partially because of the horse meat scandal. Scandal, everyday scandal, i'm a scandalous, scan da lust. I'm super horny, ya mom-so corny. She wants me, beggar, she a beggar. I feel sorry for You. Hitler movement slaughter all the Jew, tragedy, national tragedy. Yo popps, a national tragedy.

I've kept this real simple, bet you use a55 wipes- brand name Simple. No that's me, cos I've got haemorrhoids, too much time on the toilet, rep maryse ouellet...

miz, punk, cabana.. Every day smoke that Cabana, why you rep Ariana. |Crash, bang, Manchester national tragedy. Everything tragedy, Tragedy of the commons, yo just a commons. I run House of Commons, I IS THE GOVERNMENT, corrupt like kurupt fm, google that sh1t. They jokers, i'm so good at the pokers. Joeincidence, Friends- you got none. Friends, you got none. I prefer HIMYM nowadays, Willow peng tings, Willow peng tings, Willow peng tings.

Me not so humble, Today is the rumble, for the kids, apple crumble. School diners, only sinners, I own the winners. Just like flatstanley, man never wins, man never wins, man never wins. He thinks earth is flat, oh my days, you are so fat.

Shall I stop now?, Shall I stop now?, Shall I stop now?.
Debate Round No. 1
JimShady

Pro

Read your rap twice, now I'm scratching my head....
I don't got lice, just can't believe what I read.
Random can be funny, the key word is CAN
In your case you dummy, it's a failed plan.
I'm tryin' to be nice, good, benevolent
But how can I be when your rap aint relevant?
Your shjt is radioactive, no good element
Why did you sign up? Why you be sellin' it?

I lured you into this battle with a friendly "Konnichiwa"
I'm really a stealthy ninjawho gon' beatchu up.

I'm the ruler of words, you're the ruler of turds
I'm write poetry, so good they all be knowin' me
Quoting me, like I'm the new Shakespeare
the savior, creator, writing gold on paper
But I'll stop this slaying, I'm only playing
Cause I'm sure what you'll say will only be grazing
No more using my language to top you
Anata wa fakku, Haha, man I got you!
WOLF.J

Con

Nah I'm alright, the day is still bright.
You are delusional, very much confusional.

You talk about relevance, benevolence and konichiwa.
Scrap that sh1t, I'm straight kamakazi, all in, high stakes, no regrets, no rugrats, you a rug rats. You live in a sewer, chicken skewer, hallucinating to 4 turts n a shedder. Print this sh1t, il put ya knickers in da shedder. Everyday cheddar, money stacked fat. So bless, very bless, too much bless. You ain't ninja, you winja. Wah wah wah, all ways crying to yo granmomma. You cheap, come at me again, I'll be in my lux Jeep. Creep
Debate Round No. 2
JimShady

Pro

You the divine wind but can't spell kamikaze!
Whether you are Imperial Japan or a German Nazi,
I treat your rap like a piece of crap tchotchke
You will lose this gamble like a game of Yahtzee!

Go run to yo papi, so he can fvcking molest ya
If you run to me, I'm gonna fvcking best ya
I was bound to win, you don't catch the news, huh?
I might be a winja, but you are just a loseja
WOLF.J

Con

I played yahtzee once, all alone on a private beach in the Maldives, too busy stuck in my head waiting for my parents to acknowledge me. I'm still waiting. Fam, I'm still waiting. Oh god, I'm still waiting...

Oh momma and poppa why am I invisible to you, why you don't recognise this struggle. I just need a snuggle...

Why God? , why the torment?? Why was I born? , why am I here? Pray tell me, show me the light. Show me the light. SHOW ME....

HOLD ON,
I AM THE LIGHT, I'M SO LIT
EVERY OTHER MOTHERFVKER IS BLIND
REWIND...

I AM AMAZING
AM I AMAZING?
AMAZING, I AM
AMAZING, AM I?

EVERYTHING AMAZING
YES
YES
YES

Yall jealous, over zealous.

K byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by WOLF.J 4 months ago
WOLF.J
u free then?
Posted by JimShady 4 months ago
JimShady
ok
Posted by WOLF.J 4 months ago
WOLF.J
ite will do, hang on for a bit, just poppin out
Posted by JimShady 4 months ago
JimShady
do it send me a request
Posted by WOLF.J 4 months ago
WOLF.J
Yo man, u wanna do another 1 of these? Same format
Posted by WOLF.J 5 months ago
WOLF.J
Yeh bro, what does Christmas have to do with cannibalism?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Posted by JimShady 5 months ago
JimShady
@BryanMullinsNOCHRISTMAS2

Your comment has no credibility, because you yourself have a less than 28% win ratio and believe that Christmas is about cannibalism. Learn something about rap before you give me your idiotic judgment.
Posted by BryanMullinsNOCHRISTMAS2 5 months ago
BryanMullinsNOCHRISTMAS2
@JimShady Quit whining, you might have had your way in some or most debates.

This one only tells you that you can't win every rap battle.

Rap is garbage, I experienced it the same way as you.
Posted by JimShady 5 months ago
JimShady
what the fvck dsjpk5, I don't like to complain about votes but seriously did you see this guy's round 2 and 3?!?!?!
Posted by JimShady 5 months ago
JimShady
huh
1 votes has been placed for this debate.
Vote Placed by dsjpk5 5 months ago
dsjpk5
JimShadyWOLF.J
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