The Instigator
Loserboi
Pro (for)
Winning
9 Points
The Contender
Sorrow
Con (against)
Losing
7 Points

Rap Battle 3

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Post Voting Period
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after 5 votes the winner is...
Loserboi
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 3/20/2010 Category: Arts
Updated: 7 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,850 times Debate No: 11490
Debate Rounds (3)
Comments (10)
Votes (5)

 

Loserboi

Pro

This time I'll start the show
Hopefully starting to feel the flow
Loserbunny is back and strong
It seriously has been way too long
Doing another rap online
My challenger better use his mind
My lines are like a gun, cocked and loaded
Press "accept" you see your chances of winning will have gradually faded
An Asian rapper which is barely seen
Have you stay glued to your computer screen
I'm here to bring my challenger stress
Hopefully whoever you are, you will have no regrets
It's because I'm one of the best
Just simply, better than all of the rest
You might not believe me now, its something you got to learn
Now I'll gladly turn the battle over to you, its your turn
Sorrow

Con

by start the show i hope you know
you're starting to make this feel real slow

sorrow is in the house
representing all that's rouse

pitch your balls
i'll catch them all

my words are like fire spitting out;
give me a shout if you have doubts

otherwise sit down son,
and get back down on your buns

i hope you aren't serious when you say
that your words mean anything to this day

a white rapper hardly known-
these lyrics the only thing i will own

wherever you are please keep in mind,
that in these battles i'm not very kind

by being "best" you might have guessed;
even the stress shows on your chest

these words will put you to rest,
so just take a seat and be my guest

because the battle has just started
and you'll be hopin' you departed
Debate Round No. 1
Loserboi

Pro

Yo Sorrow your small like a mouse
Call pest control get this garbage out the house

Catching balls with what? your mouth?
Like yo mama who makes a living going down south

You don't got enough fire to light a birthday candle
After this battle your name tells me your gonna be suicidal

Your raps are weak, but nice try
It's all lazy like biggie's left eye

killin a white boy what a pain
I won't even have the honor of saying good game

I wanted Eminem but I guess I gotta settle for Cena
Like a road team everyone booing your a$$ to get out of the arena

This my show son, I'm staying on Top
You better fold this match up before you flop

Showing stress from what? from you?
the only stress I got, is when I have lie to the cops on where I was when I murdered you

Imma take a seat now, stepping on you made me tired
don't go telling people you will win, it's not the first time someone said a white man was a liar

I did as you said I shouted by doubts
You can either embarrass yourself and keep spittin or do us all a favor by getting the F*k Out!
Sorrow

Con

loserboi you are what you are
suggest you back down or else there'll be scars

having a mama going south
still better than having one using her mouth

doesn't matter if im suicidal
because after this i'll be homicidal

why bother try with biggie's left eye
when all that happens will be me makin you cry

an asian like you tryin' to rap?
more like trying to be more than crap.

son after i'm finished with you there aint gonna be an arena
your @ss will be knocked back to argentina
them cops gonna issue a subpoena
f*ck that even your face cant be helped with neutrogena

don't get me wrong im just another demon
must have been my pops with his bad semin

gonna need a theme song
i just love ching chong singing songs
just make sure you move along
because the real king knows where he belongs!

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Debate Round No. 2
Loserboi

Pro

Sit your A$$ down white boy
I'm bored of you, like a long forgotten toy

You're right, AFTER this you're gonna be homicidal
Against a man who is on your level

Right now your just a a weak street punk
bad semen is right, yo mama should have aborted this piece of junk

argentina? I don't know how that even relates to me
You try to be my enemy? son I'm the Great Wall of China you can't even touch me

Callin yourself a demon
Your as intimidating as Barney on the weekends

Talking about chinese songs with your ching chong ching
You must see a lot of girls with Squinted eyes when they try to find your "thing"

Not everyone is chinese, your just tiny dude
Unlucky for you, you caught me in a bad mood

It does matter if your suicidal sorrow...
You could slit yourself right now so you have an excuse for not posting tomorrow

Talking about songs ill talk about movies!
I took yo mama to the back and things got heavy

I ain't gonna start braggin
but she was like a crouching tiger beggin for my hidden dragon!
Sorrow

Con

forgotten toys, you would know
still better than being a mama's boy
every night i tell her to blow
and all i end up doing is enjoy

homicidal, when all i see
is a man with a pretty small wee.
will the real MC please stand up
hollaback at me with a "sup"

one man's junk is another's treasure
might be why you're arrivin' at desperate measures

great wall of china? f*ck that shi*t
in the end i still get more v@gina

even blues clues knows its true
every time i see you you're subdued

excuse me for being rude
but might i include why you're in a bad mood?
could it possibly be due to this one small feud?
or are you really all that crude?

not posting tomorrow still better than you
posting everyday like it matters to who

talking about movies already?
i don't need no excuse i just took her to the back until she cried "ready!"

i aint gonna lie
your hidden dragon is what it seems
surprised that it hasnt lowered your self-esteem

get at me son because you're no fun
maybe its too early to declare who won
all i know is that you've been outdone
but the battle has just begun.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by Sorrow 7 years ago
Sorrow
In two of my debates i'm getting beaten by 1 point =[ damit
Posted by infam0us 7 years ago
infam0us
Talking about chinese songs with your ching chong ching
You must see a lot of girls with Squinted eyes when they try to find your "thing"

this punchline basically sold the battle for me, i seriously LOL'D.
Posted by Sorrow 7 years ago
Sorrow
was supposed to be sarcasm/satire/irony. seeing as how i'm white, and blacks are stereotyped as being the most proficient in rapping, and seeing as how I used an online rhymer in order to rap, w/e you get the rest...
Posted by Loserboi 7 years ago
Loserboi
I don't understand the voting Megan
Reliable sources? conduct?
Posted by feverish 7 years ago
feverish
This one is crying out for a Mangani style scathing review but that's not my style so I won't bother.

Would love to know what the comment below this one is supposed to mean though.
Posted by Sorrow 7 years ago
Sorrow
i must admit, i would rather have a black person rap for me than trying to compose my own verses with the help of an online rhmer.
Posted by Zetsubou 7 years ago
Zetsubou
*Facepalm*
Posted by Sorrow 7 years ago
Sorrow
indeed
Posted by Loserboi 7 years ago
Loserboi
good battle
Posted by Sorrow 7 years ago
Sorrow
no offense to asians out there.
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