The Instigator
RevNge
Pro (for)
Losing
0 Points
The Contender
JasperFrancisShickadance
Con (against)
Winning
12 Points

Rap Battle #3

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after 2 votes the winner is...
JasperFrancisShickadance
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 11/11/2014 Category: Funny
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 850 times Debate No: 64904
Debate Rounds (4)
Comments (6)
Votes (2)

 

RevNge

Pro

This rap battle is impossible to accept. Post a comment if you're interested and proficient in rap.

20 bar line limit, standard rap battle voting criteria; disses, flows, complexity, multi-rhymes, and all that good stuff. Let's start.
JasperFrancisShickadance

Con

Ayt. Lez go.
Debate Round No. 1
RevNge

Pro

Note: This is a rap battle, and disses will always be inappropriate, personal, and very offensive. Please don't take it seriously.

Also, in the final verse, I tried an ABABABABABABABAB (you'll see) scheme, if that makes sense (did anyone ever try that? O_O It was really hard to write...). :P Also, if you count the syllables of each line, all of them end up in groups of 6-8-6-6 (minus filler words), so I'm pretty sure it's the most fluid verse I've written. LOL
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You say you can rap while you're just a crazy cat lady, sit back on your seat as I have skills of Tom Brady
Think you can play, you're simply a wannabe, I spit verse speed of light so call me Slim Shady
Each line is more smoother than a skater ten eighty,[1] toxoplasmosis; look it up on WebMD[2]
I'll rock you even harder than the earthquake at Haiti, admire my flow and burn this on a CD

Homeschooled cause you flunked out of arithmetic,[3] since your dad's a bus driver I guess it's genetic[4]
Your bars so artificial they're considered synthetic, the thought you can beat me is insane and pathetic
Humiliation, mutilation, your composure frenetic, but by now you should know my words are prophetic
Because of your background I feel sympathetic so make the pain go away with a dose of anesthetic

You're a queen I'm a god, see the difference in our skill, you're a fraud I'm the mod[5], and the king of the hill
My verse is a SWAT squad and it's always a sure-kill, all you have is a facade so overdose a pill
My audience is awed and the noise brought to a standstill, your entire flow is flawed like a US oil spill
This battle's a maraud[6], donate your corpse to Goodwill, I'll tie you to a rod and storm you like the Bastille[7]

[1]1080 is a skateboarding trick where the skater completes a rotation of three full turns midair.
[2]Toxoplasmosis is a parasitic disease that can be contracted by cleaning a cat's litter box. http://www.webmd.com...
[3]"Homeschooling is fun and challenging[...]I hate math[...]" http://www.debate.org...
[4]"my dad is a city bus driver" http://www.debate.org...
[5]Short for Moderator
[6]Maraud - a sudden short attack
[7]Double meaning; referring to the rock band Bastille (http://en.wikipedia.org...(band)) and the Storming of the Bastille (http://en.wikipedia.org...).
JasperFrancisShickadance

Con

Introduction/Note: Same to you. I hope I don't hurt nobody's feelings in reality, but in this battle it's competition to it's finest!!! (Lol dude)

Yes I've tried ABABABABABABAB. I'll do it in most of my verses, but I'll add this type of thing: AABBAABB another thing is that you might see some portions of words in parentheses because rappers leave out some syllibols in order to keep it in rhyme and still get the message out. For example when you're actually rapping you might say PAPE(er) instead of papER in order to make it rhyme with a word like "same." Even when rappers use this technique, the listeners still know/understand what they saying. Thank you and here we go. :D
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Man Ima put this rappin thing in perspective, Ima act like itz nuthin but numbers and physics [1]
Yeah I'm insane, yup it's genetics, Ima big bad baby but at least I act equal to all da black kids!
White kid growin up in the hood, you bet it, but this guy here tryna be Eminem wit no lottery bids
I mean, is it depressing, living high and without a job? or you happy with ya half meal of garbage ribs?

See I don't quite understand, but this is my opponent's life for you
He's married to gays but they stuffed his vows in the garbage sew(er)
Love is not an emotion for him, all he's ever known is sex and hatred
For this guy his life is the internet, voting on polls n' bein selfish an' sedated!
He's a cheater! a player with no intentions! he'd die for nobody, too lazy to poo! [2]
His daughters haveta pick up his waste like henchmen! you say he's working for who?
RevNge is so dumb he makes vengeance on his head set n' kills what he created
Says he wouldn't help victims of Ebola! Lies about his faith and about who he mated! [3]

People like you are ignorant in every way, you say you got a girlfriend but you lie, to your mama's dismay
Boy, you are obviously oblivious to the world's obscure oppression, me and my friends gon make you pay.
I see, yo mama's laid and you just figured out yo daddy had a part in making ya, but this is not at all OK!
"But I skateboard and Bastille was my old band!" at the end of your round is that what you were gonna say?!

F*** you and yo stories of imaginary fake gods, you quote Eminem like he's NOT the f*ckin rap god!
M homies don't care dat I'm in f*ck mode, nobody cares so I don't give a f*ck bout nuthin 'cept for ma own quad!
I hate on nobody, fear no evil and I face the odds, if ya talk sh*t to me at midnight there be a fraud [6]
When you leave church in a flawed roughshod singin ballades I be rockin with my fans drivin off in a hot rod! [4], [5]

[1] there have been many physics raps. https://www.youtube.com... and in truth, you could explain rapping in mathematics!
[2] RevNge profile not only says he's lazy but, quote on quote: "I also believe that I am actually a doof and my doctor was high on drugs when he tested my (lack of) intelligence." See for yourself.
[3] http://www.debate.org...
[4], [5] roughshod has multiple meanings but is nothing compared to a hot rod. Roughshod: http://www.merriam-webster.com... Hot rod: http://www.merriam-webster.com...
[6] See reason number ten to know why robbers and/or fraud happens at night. http://www.huffingtonpost.com...
Debate Round No. 2
RevNge

Pro

RevNge forfeited this round.
JasperFrancisShickadance

Con

Behold, i'm catness: more athletic and cool than Katniss, the Hunger Games are now the Plunder into Shames for my opponent

RevNge is wishing he hadn't tried to get revenge! He never will, never has, and is now being taunted, ima poet, he's a rodent!

He's a creepy stalker, only goes on DDO cuz he got no job, the blasted little thing is fukking in his room sobbin,' no longer a snob

I don't kill nobody, well, maybe i do in the heart like a lynch mob, but I'm smarter den him "bro to open a door you turn the knob!"

See, this guy says he can rap and goes into technical explanations, but ran into a door cuz he didn't see it. he got a concussion.

'Blah blah blah' is what I read in his previous arguments, 'Wah wah wah' is what I hear when I walk into his small room apartment!
Debate Round No. 3
RevNge

Pro

I forfeit. I apologize to Jasper; I should have paid more attention to this battle. I don't have the time to post much else, so the win obviously goes to Jasper. Maybe we can have a legitimate rematch sometime in the future, though.
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by RevNge 2 years ago
RevNge
Well, that was to be expected...
Posted by RevNge 2 years ago
RevNge
Darn...I might have to forfeit this round...

If I do, I'll post 40 lines next round.
Posted by JasperFrancisShickadance 2 years ago
JasperFrancisShickadance
Challenge me :)
Posted by ShadowKingStudios 2 years ago
ShadowKingStudios
Word of advice, Rev, do NOT accept any purple circle members, they are shamefully known for FF-ing.
Posted by PlagueDoctor 2 years ago
PlagueDoctor
Lemme get some rap action.
Posted by TheSymbiote 2 years ago
TheSymbiote
Alright man

You better let me join

Or else I will put you in a mini-van
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Vote Placed by Truth_seeker 2 years ago
Truth_seeker
RevNgeJasperFrancisShickadanceTied
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Reasons for voting decision: Con gave a hard diss on Pro's reputation which needed to be addressed and since Pro forfeited, Con had the final victory for disses.
Vote Placed by lannan13 2 years ago
lannan13
RevNgeJasperFrancisShickadanceTied
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Reasons for voting decision: Forfeiture